The Countess

Sex Toys Are Fun!

I have always enjoyed using sex toys. At the moment, my favorite sex toy is the Pocket Rocket Booster. When I can't sleep at night, getting an orgasm from my Pocket Rocket Booster relaxes me enough so that I can get my requisite ten hours of shut-eye. I love to sleep. I used to be a light sleeper, but as I aged, I've developed the sleeping habits of a bear in hibernation. Nothing wakes me up now, which is a switch since a car backfiring four miles away used to wake me up in an instant.

I have other favorite sex toys, including the Rabbit Pearl and Silver Bullet. I think that sex toys provide a much-needed service to men and women. They feel good. They are great fun to share. They put some oomph in your sex life when you have no clue what to do for variety.

So why do sex toys get such a bad rap in the media?

I have just learned that the Oxygen TV channel will no longer carry "Talk Sex" with Sue Johanson. I have seen that show a few times, and it was very entertaining and informative. Johanson is 78, which strikes me as a great thing - showing an older woman who enjoys sex and enjoys talking about it. She reminded me of Dr. Ruth Westheimer. I have no idea why Oxygen nixed the show's return, but I will miss it.

As far as I know, there are no regions in the U. K. where sex toys are banned, unlike several southern states in the U. S. The sale of sex toys is prohibited in the state of Alabama, for instance. This law mainly applies to brick and mortar stores. I suppose that doesn't stop Alabamans from buying their sex toys online.

News reports from the U. S. described a rape case where the prosecution wanted to include the alleged rapists collection of sex toys as "evidence" that he is depraved. The judge wisely said no to that. Using sex toys does not make you a rapist or a pervert. Not only that, the accused did not use sex toys in allegedly perpetrating the crimes. Perfectly normal people enjoy using sex toys. Legal tactics such as that unfairly malign sex toys.

In another case, this one a rape and murder, a man was accused of raping and murdering his step-daughter. The prosecution tried to place the blame on the dead woman's mother, citing her collection of sex toys as "proof" that she was the one who was sex addict, not the accused. Using sex toys doesn't make you a sex addict. Where on earth do these attitudes come from?

Despite stories such as those, there were good articles about sex toys. In particular, the greening of sex toys has become popular as of late, such as making sure that modern sex toys do not contain phthalates. Bondara's sex toys are phthalate-free. Other articles described how to properly use your sex toys. I'd like to see more of those kinds of articles. The reading public deserves to see positive depictions of sex toys in the news.

All in all, sex toys help people to enjoy their sexuality more. A G-spot vibrator can help a woman find her ever elusive G-spot if she is like me and can't find the little bugger with her fingertips. I love to use erotic massage oils and flavoured body paint. Those items make sex and sensation play much more enjoyable and downright silly sometimes. As long as people like sex, they will buy sex toys. So let's see more positive depictions of sex toys in the news.

Sex Toys - Blow Up Dolls

Blow Up Dolls

Blow up dolls have been around for decades. While some men mistreat their blow up dolls, this post is not about them. It's about the many men and women who properly use blow up dolls for masturbation and gift purposes. Yesterday's article was about sex dolls in general. This one is about blow up dolls in particular. Blow up dolls have long been a staple of keggers at colleges, bridal showers, and bachelor parties.

There are blow up dolls for both men and women. You use a pump to inflate a blow up doll. Most blow up dolls come with a repair kit in case you damage your doll. The blow up dolls for men have openings in the mouth, pussy, and anus for masturbation. Some of these blow up dolls have removable pussies so that you may use that part of the blow up doll separately. Male blow up dolls, used by women and gay men, have removable penises so that you may use the penis on the blow up doll or separately.

While some blow up dolls are generic, others are made in the images of celebrities such as Aria Giovanni and Jenna Jameson. Other blow up dolls, both male and female, depict various occupations such as construction worker and cowboy. Blow up dolls today are not merely prone. Some blow up dolls are in the doggy position for rear entry and anal sex. Others hold up one leg for a variation on the usual missionary position.

Most blow up dolls are made of plastic. They are popular gifts at parties, especially bachelor parties and bridal showers. Fans of blow up dolls also like to use them for their own personal masturbatory fantasies. Dress them up in costumes for sale in Bondara's lingerie section. Just inflate your blow up doll and you are ready to go. Bondara sells a blow up doll pump so that you don't hyperventilate trying to inflate the blow up doll yourself. Some blow up dolls have ribbed and vibrating vaginas, perfect for your own pleasure.

Male blow up dolls also have their own unique features. With penises up to 8 inches long, male blow up dolls are popular with women and gay men. Some male blow up dolls have vibrating penises. Some have detachable penises that may be used separately.

So there you have it. While these blow up dolls may be inexpensive, they aren't without their perks. Men and women have used blow up dolls for decades, and they remain popular today.

Sex Toys - Sex Dolls

Sex dolls have changed a lot since I was in college back in The Dark Ages. I had most often seen the plastic blow-up variety of sex dolls. You know the ones I mean – they have wide-open mouths with the most surprised expressions on their faces. I most often saw those sex dolls at keggers. I heard sex dolls were popular at bachelor parties, but never having been to one, I can't say for sure.

There are sex dolls that cost hundreds and even thousands of dollars, such as Teddy Babes and RealDolls. Teddy Babes are life-sized pillows shaped like women. RealDoll brought lots of attention to sex dolls due to the U. S. television show "Nip/Tuck", which is about the randy adventures of two plastic surgeons. One of the female characters, a porn star, had a life-sized and very expensive sex doll created in her image. And I'm not talking about only her face. She asked one of the doctors to examine her nether regions, and to create a realistic pussy for her sex doll before it was released to the public. Sex dolls received lots of attention because of that show.

Sex dolls are no longer made only of plastic. These days, sex dolls are made of cyberskin, which feels very much like real skin. Sex dolls today are soft and pliable, and perfect for use in the privacy of your home. You can get black, white, or Asian sex dolls. Male or female sex dolls. Blonde or dark haired sex dolls. Most sex dolls have three openings for you to explore – its mouth, pussy, and anus. Today's sex dolls feature breasts and nipples that you may play with and suck on, just like the older variety of sex doll. You may choose sex dolls that are positioned doggy style so that you may enter it from behind.

Some of the more expensive sex dolls are made of high quality latex and LoveSkin that feels very realistic. The vagina and anus are made of a soft material called Love Clone. These sex dolls have realistic looking hair that feels real to the touch. They also come with a pump and a repair kit in case you damage your sex doll. If you want a little extra in your sex doll, how about one with a vibrating vagina? Those kinds of sex dolls offer you hours of good, hot, sexy fun!

So try out a sex doll today if you are game. They are great for bachelor parties, wedding showers, keggers, and personal use in the privacy of your own home. Some even come with clothing! Sex dolls have come a long way.

Sex Toys - Penis Pumps

Penis pumps made the news in the U. S. when a former state judge was charged with three felony counts of indecent exposure for using a penis pump in court while he was hearing cases. A court reporter that worked for the judge was fired after she said she saw the judge masturbate and use the penis pump during hearings. In 2006, he was sentenced to four years in prison.

With this notoriety, penis pumps have gained some attention. Penis pumps were originally designed to help men with erectile dysfunction. Today, drugs like Viagra help that problem, so penis pumps are now used as sex toys. Using penis pumps make your penis feel more sensitive and it may increase the length and girth of your penis.

It is easy to use penis pumps. Your penis fits into a tube that is attached by hose to a vacuum pump. When you pump the penis pump, air is sucked out of the tube, putting pressure on your penis. As the vacuum is created, the penis is pulled further down the tube and blood flow increases.

There's no need to rush. Slather lots of lube on your penis all around and in the sealing ring on the opening of the penis pump's tube. Push your penis into the penis pump's tube until the end of the tube is flush up against your body. Pump slowly, and don't over-pump. You can seriously damage your penis if you over-pump with a penis pump. Make sure the pressure is pleasant and that you don't put undue pressure on your penis.

Keep working with the penis pump for about six months if you want to see results. Each pumping session should last for about thirty minutes each. When using penis pumps, your penis tends to gain more width than length. Women often say that it is the width and not the length that matters for their sexual pleasure, so penis pumps may be able to help you with that.

Many men use penis pumps for sexual pleasure, because the pumping sensation feels incredibly good. Use penis pumps before having sexual intercourse and your more sensitive penis will feel wonderful while having sex. Just remember to pump slowly and to not overpump, lest you injure yourself. Using penis pumps will bring additional blood flow to your penis and make it feel more sensitive.

Sex Toys - Cock Rings

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If you want your erections to be more sensitive, harder, and longer lasting, you need cock rings. Cock rings come in several sizes, small, medium, and large, to fit your erection. You may also choose cock rings made of leather, steel, or rubber. Finding cock rings that appeal to you is not hard at all. It's all a matter of what you want from cock rings.

First, choose cock rings in the material you want. For your personal sexual pleasure, try cock rings made of steel. They are sturdy and will last you many years. Steel cock rings do not have seams that will scratch your sensitive penis. If you want to make a fashion statement, try cock rings made of leather, complete with studs and buckles. You'll be dressed in style when wearing leather and studded cock rings.

Cock rings are easy to use, and they restrict the amount of blood that leaves the penis after it is erect. Just slide your cock rings down your shaft until they are at the base of your penis. When using cock rings, your penis will become more sensitive, your erection will become harder, and your orgasms will be more intense and pleasurable. Many cock rings are waterproof so that you may use them anywhere, wet or dry.

Sex while wearing cock rings is especially good. Your erection holds the cock rings in place while you have vaginal or anal sex. Most cock rings are waterproof, and they will help you have more staying power while using them in the shower or hot tub.

Do you want to dress in a stylish fashion for a fetish ball or bondage party? Then wear metal or leather cock rings as a fashion statement. Your package will look great – harder and bigger – while wearing cock rings. Be the envy of all at the party when they see you dressed to the nines in fetish gear and cock rings.

Cock rings are affordable, so you may wear steel cock rings one day while having sex and then wear leather cock rings another day while having sex or while at a party. Since cock rings come in many sizes, it will be easy to find cock rings that are a perfect fit for you. Invest in steel cock rings and leather cock rings today, and you'll be on your way to harder erections, a more sensitive penis, and better orgasms.

Babeland - Nipplettes Vibrating Clamps

I have always loved lots of attention paid to my nipples. They are very big – bigger than average, from what I've been told – and they are very sensitive. My boobs are a bit on the big side, too, so I love the attention they get, especially since I don't wear a bra.

They've sagged a tiny bit with age, but they are still very nice looking. I could easily be brought to orgasm by a man simply sucking on my nipples. When they get hard, they can cut glass. That should give you an idea of how much I like nipple play.

I already own a set of nipple jewelry, but those rings aren't pierced. While I love nipple attention, I don’t want a piercing gun anywhere near them. My nipples are incredibly sensitive. So, I was in the market for a set of vibrating nipple clamps for beginners, since I've never used them before. The Nipplettes Vibrating Clamps were perfect!

They are a cute hot pink, huge, but lightweight. I didn't mind a little weight on my nipples since my nipples are used to all kinds of special treatment. The vibrations felt very good. The vibrations are either on or off. There is no variation. I was a bit worried about taking them off because I had read that removing nipple clamps can be a bit painful. I know that nipple clamps restrict blood flow to the nipples, making them more sensitive. However, I experienced no pain when removing the clamps. Boy, did that make me happy! I'm not into pain. I like pleasure.

I like to use the nipple clamps while I’m using another sex toy. So, I used my nipple clamps while using my Pocket Rocket and my Sunflower G-spot vibrator. While the nipple clamps didn't make my orgasms more intense, they made my entire body tingle with excitement. The arousal wasn't as localized to my pussy as it normally is when I masturbate. My nipples felt even more sensitive than they usually do when I am aroused. I credit the Nipplettes Vibrating Clamps for that!

I can't recommend these nipple clamps highly enough to beginners because they are comfortable, easy to use, and they don't hurt coming off. Plus they are that delicious hot pink color. I like bright, vibrant colors. I get plenty of use from my Nipplettes Vibrating Clamps.

Sugasm #133

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #134? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Giving a Damn
“Something happened somewhere along the way, though. I began to care.”

Catalina loves “Better Sex Through Yoga”
“I’ve tried a lot of things, as you can imagine, but there were even a few new things in there for me!”

Reality Check: Dealing With Assholes
“Being able to decline a call is great but bills still need to be paid.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Sugar Bank

Editor’s Choice
The Secret Lives of Plants

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See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above within a week. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Infidelity - An International Pastime
Misc. Letters
Rant: Strip clubs are for customers, not dancers
Top Ten Law Phrases That Sound Dirty, but Aren’t

Sex News, Reviews & Interviews
Mistress Claire Adams Dominates Sarah Jane Ceylon on Hogtied
Sasha Grey HotMovies Interview
Site Review: Into The Attic
The Ultimate Smoking Fetish Movie - Julie Simone’s Smoking Interviews 3

Erotic Writing and Experiences
And Closer Still
Doin’ It Like A Porn Star
Fucking the co-worker
Ode to Anal - Sebastian, and the anal bond
The Ruf Guide to Coital Stamina
She’s Got Teeth
Smoking please.
So… who are you tonight?
Subway Ride
The West End Experience

Sex Work
My Naughty Thoughts

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Bedroom Radio #15: JohnBaku of FetLife and the G Twist Vibrator
Bouquet
Duck Race HNT
Flirtatious little bows -HNT
Guy fucks a black mouth in free video
Half-Nekkid @5:30 am
Hot Asian webcam girl made me cum hard
Julia S. - Bellisssima
Missed Show Punishment Spanking - Video Clip
Mistress Seven and Mistress Porsche Lynn shopping
Mistress Zena trampling a lucky sub
Putu (Hegre-Art)
Video: Cock Teasing, Twice-Coming Fun!

Sex Advice
Advice: My Boyfriend Won’t Go Down on Me
Greater Intimacy Through Tantric Sex
On Desire
Reader Asks: I Haven’t Met Her, But Should She Leave Him?
Smelling Like Sweet Romance?? - The Dangers of Douching

BDSM & Fetish
Anniversary, fatigue and quickies
Another Interesting Morning
Arrival
Beating
Follow My Rules-Part II
Haunt Hunt, But No Goth Cunt
Learning My Limits (part 3)
My IMsL 2008 Trip – Part 6
Parachutes and Panties
Stock and Bonds, ch. 2
Summertime, And The Piggies Are Easy
Underneath

Babeland - Rock Chick

Trish's Note: I wrote this review on Friday, but I felt too wretched to post it. So, I'm posting it today.

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I have been feeling absolutely wretched for the past few days. Two days ago, I ovulated, and I have been a miserable cranky mess ever since. My bones ache. My joints hurt. My back is killing me. Suffice to say I am in no mood for sex.

All I want is relief. So, I looked at that Rock Chick G-spot vibrator, and saw it in an entirely new light. Could the Rock Chick G-spot vibrator help alleviate my cramps and general achiness?

Damned if the wonderful thing didn't do exactly that!!!

I've known for years that an orgasm is the best medicine for menstrual cramps, but I don't have my period yet. However, I feel like the back seat of a transit bus going through Harlem. In a word, miserable. I would do anything to feel better, so I figured that the Rock Chick G-spot vibrator could help. Boy, did it ever!

I was dry as a bone – something unusual for me since I normally have a high sex drive and I'm always in some state of sexual arousal – so I used a bit of lube on the Rock Chick, and it slid in. I felt very tender and a bit uncomfortable as the Rock Chick made itself at home in my pussy. I felt like it set up furniture and put up pictures in there, it took so long for it to feel comfortable. That wasn't the Rock Chick's fault. That was me feeling tender and generally cranky.

I turned on the Rock Chick, and within seconds, I felt better!!! The cramping subsided considerably. I didn't need to hold the Rock Chick in place – a big selling point as far as I'm concerned – so I just rocked back and forth as the instructions say to do. That helped loosen my tight muscles, and soon my back felt a bit better.

I know that many women have a secret use for sex toys – they relieve menstrual cramps. I use them for that purpose, too. However, the aches and general crampiness prior to getting your period is also relieved by using sex toys, and the Rock Chick helped me in the most wonderful way. I felt a bit too tender to continue to use it, but the vibrations eased my back pain and uterine cramping. Not to mention the fun sexy feelings I had.

Once my muscles relaxed, I felt comfortable enough to be aroused. I didn't feel particularly sexy, but I did feel pleasantly aroused. That's a very enjoyable state to be in. The Rock Chick buzzed on my clit, which felt great, and it pressed against my G-spot. I didn't feel like having an orgasm, but the Rock Chick felt so arousing and so good that I didn't want to quit using it. Mainly, I used it to get rid of the aches and pains I had. The arousal was a fringe benefit.

So, I have to give rave reviews to the Rock Chick. If you are crampy and horny, it's the best medicine there is.

VibeReview - Under The Bed Restraints

I had my doubts about the under the bed restraints, since we have a king sized waterbed. I was afraid that the metal fasteners would catch on the mattress and spring a leak, which we didn't need since the cats put enough leaks in our waterbed. I didn't need a sex toy to add to the waterbed problems.

Turned out there was no need to worry. The under the bed restraints won't work on a king sized waterbed. First, you can't move a mountain of water to get the restraints under the mattress. Water is heavy, heavier than you would think. It is harder to move a king sized waterbed mattress than it is to move a post-college aged precious snowflake out of his parent's basement while he's playing World of Warcraft at o-dark-thirty in the morning. Yes, I know he's playing with the kids in Denmark and he's gaining international friends, but those are still Cheetos under the sofa cushion. It's easier to help him get a life than it is to move a waterbed mattress far enough to position under the bed restraints.

I wasn't about to give up, though. So the waterbed was out of the question. That left the futon couch in the living room. That couch is queen sized, and the under the bed restraints fit perfectly under that mattress. We had them in place in less than a couple of minutes. That meant fun times to be had!

I have the Cat Woman Kit and the Kama Sutra chocolate body paint, and I was itching to use them. I talked my husband into letting me restrain him on the bed, which took a lot because he and I are not into bondage. Plus, his nipples were at my mercy when he was restrained, and I wanted to tickle him, but I didn't because I knew once he was loose, he'd brain me. ;)

The restraints themselves are made of Velcro, and they are adjustable for different sizes. They feel very comfortable. I liked that my husband wasn't completely spread-eagle on the bed. He could move his arms and legs a bit, rather than being completely immobile. I wore my Cat Woman mask and flicked the flogger whip across his stomach a few times, and then we were both reduced to giggles since we have no idea what to do when it comes to bondage play. However, we like sensation play, so I tickled him with the flogger whip. Soon bored with that, we tried the body paint. I used the milk chocolate paint on his dick, and it tasted great! Milk chocolate was his least favorite of the body paints, so I used that one on him. I thought it tasted a bit too sweet, but good. We love chocolate.

He liked getting a blow job while being unable to move. That was a new experience. The restraints were comfortable, adjustable, and good silly fun for two people not into bondage. If you are into bondage, the under the bed restraints work on a full to queen sized bed, but they're a bit of a tight fit for a king sized bed. Plus they probably won't work on a waterbed mattress unless the mattress is empty and you put the restraints down before filling the mattress with water. We did have fun with the under the bed restraints. I'll just have to remember to hide them when my college-aged son comes up for a visit. He already thinks mom's sex writing work is a bit odd. He'd freak out if he saw the restraints, especially since he'll be sleeping on the futon bed when he comes up for a visit.

VibeReview - Kama Sutra Lover's Paintbox

My husband and I love chocolate, so it was only natural that my mouth watered when I discovered the Kama Sutra Lover's Paintbox. I have long been impressed by Kama Sutra products – please read my review of the wonderful Kama Sutra massage oils.

We ate dinner and were relaxing in the living room watching television when I suddenly wanted something sweet to eat. Blame it on watching "Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmeran" on the Travel Channel. I grabbed the Kama Sutra Lover's Paintbox out of the fridge, and ran to the living room with it. My husband was playing Dark Age of Camelot, but he was game for a little tit sucking. I was also fresh out of the shower, so I wanted to have a little fun now that I was fresh and clean.

First, we tried the dark chocolate body paint. It was nice and thick, like hot fudge for sundaes. The brush had nice, firm bristles, and it reminded me of a real paintbrush. I paint as a hobby, and this brush was a quality brush. I highly recommend keeping the Kama Sutra Lover's Paintbox in the fridge, which you are supposed to do anyway after opening it, but the cold body paint really wakes you up and makes your nipples hard in seconds. I dabbed dark chocolate body paint on my nipples, and leaned back, waiting for my husband to get to his destination in DAOC while I watched Andrew Zimmeran eat starfish (yes, he really ate starfish). When my husband was able to get a break from running with the group he was with, he leaned over and sucked hard on my left nipple. That body paint was so thick that he needed to work at it to lick it off. This stuff isn't like chocolate milk that you just take a second or two to lap off. It's thick and you have to suck hard to get it all off. That sure felt good!!! I love it when my breasts get extra attention. I wasn't quite in the mood for sex since I was having my period, but I felt that familiar twinge in my pussy as he sucked away. I'm always horny, heh heh.

He liked the taste of the dark chocolate. I tried it, and I liked it very much, too. After sucking it off my right nipple, he went back to his raid. "Bizarre Foods" had ended (we taped it), so it was time for "Mythbusters" – and it was time for the milk chocolate body paint. I did the same as I did before – brushed the thick paint on both nipples. My husband thought that this particular paint was a bit too sweet. He liked the dark chocolate paint better. I must say that I agree with him. Both of us liked the dark chocolate body paint better.

We stopped watching "Mythbusters" early because "The Andromeda Strain" was coming on A&E. I had been looking forward to that for several days, but I wasn't about to stop playing with the body paint kit. The last one to try was the white chocolate. So, while the army tried to figure out why everyone in the town of Piedmont lay dead in the streets in "The Andromeda Strain", I dabbed white chocolate body paint on each of my nipples, and then tried a little taste of the body paint myself. This one was my second favorite. It tasted like white chocolate liqueur. Almost alcoholic. I wanted a glass of it with ice. My husband also liked this one better than the milk chocolate, but not as much as the dark chocolate. All three were quite good, and I must give it rave reviews for its thickness, its taste, and the fun we had. We will get plenty of mileage out of the Kama Sutra Lover's Paintbox. Not only is the body paint delicious, it lasts a long time. You get a lot of body paint in each container. Can't beat that.