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August 11, 2010

It's The End Of The World!

This is your last chance to have sex before the world ends on Friday. Wanna know why?

1. There's going to be a planetary alignment.

2. The Perseid meteor shower is Thursday and Friday.

3. Friday is Friday the 13th.

My husband and I want to see all this so we are heading for the beach around 3 a.m. on Friday morning. I can't even bring my dildos with me because I don't think they'd work well filled with sand. We'll watch the Perseids in the pitch darkness because we'll be far from urban lighting and the moon will have set by then. Oh, boy! And there are Venus, Saturn, and Mars lining up for our pleasure. Too bad I can't find the binoculars. I'd love to see those planets close up. We can even make out at the beach since I guarantee no one else will be there. There's nothing as sexy as a deserted beach during a meteor shower.

So, if you're superstitious, have one last screeching orgasm and get ready for the End Times. If you're not superstitious, get a bottle of wine, some Stilton cheese, Genoa salami, and crackers or French bread, and make a party of it. The Perseids are supposed to be especially fine this year. I love meteor showers. And I won't go blind, either, or turn into a zombie. I've been watching far too many bad horror movies.

Posted on August 11, 2010 at 08:50 AM | Permalink


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