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May 03, 2010

I Now Write For Good Vibrations Magazine

I just started writing for Good Vibrations Magazine. I'll write about sexuality, sex writing, erotic romance, and what it's like being a sex writer and mother of a college-aged son. My first article, My First Post: Talking 'Bout Sex, Money, And Raising A Son has gone live. Here's an excerpt:

My son, who will go by the name The Royal Spawn since my blog is called The Countess, is in college now. He’s had a long-suffering attitude about my sex writing, as in he knows about it but I don’t go into detail because he says it’s TMI. (If you don’t know what TMI stands for, Google it.) When he last came up to Massachusetts from college in Maryland to visit for winter break, I showed him my first book in print form and I was very excited about it. So was he and he was very happy for me, but he backed off and said “but it has naughty words in it”. He wouldn’t touch my book with a ten foot pole.

I don’t know what his problem was because the cover only had a picture of a bed and breakfast on it, not like my other covers of oiled and greased sexy male torsos. I know better than to show him those because he would die of embarrassment. I have vowed that when I get my own sex column I’m going to name it “Naughty Words” after his comment. Ha! Hey, he should be grateful I put all the sex toys in a box in the closet rather than have them lying around the bedroom and living room the way I usually do. That’s what you do when you’re a mom – you keep things as embarrassment-free as possible when you have a college-aged (or teenaged) son in the house. They’re so sensitive they can sense a rabbit vibrator at fifty paces – even if it’s covered in packing foam. Somehow, they know.

Go to the link to read the rest.

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I will search TMI in google soon.

Posted by: Adult Toys at May 18, 2010 2:59:59 AM

Hehe...I was just about asking what TMI stands for. For the other newbies coming after moi : TMI = Too Much Info

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