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April 26, 2010

Ladies, It's Time To Start A Boobquake!

So ladies, are you going to dress immodestly today and start a massive, global earthquake? In case you don't know, today is the day that women worldwide are urged to bare their boobs, their ankles, and anything else that suits them to start a Boobquake. [For more info on Boobquake, go to Blag Hag.]

The whole business started as a result of Iran's acting Friday prayer leader, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, stating the following:

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes."

Technically, it's really men being lured into adultery by hot women that supposedly increases earthquake activity, so if you like to show 'em off and seduce married men, go for it today. When I was in college I had several affairs with married men and I'm not aware of any earthquakes occurring in my college town, so Sedighi is flat out wrong. However, in 1981 at the beginning of one affair there were two earthquakes: Dawu (China - a 6.8) and Irian Jaya (Indonesia, 6.8). In 1982 when I was actively involved with two married men there was a magnitude 6.0 earthquake in North Yeman. According to Wikipedia, "It was the first instrumentally recorded earthquake in the Dhamar region.[2] As many as 2,800 people were killed and 1,500 injured." Wow, in 1983 at the end of my most intense affair there were three earthquakes: Borah Peak (Idaho, 6.9), Coalinga (California, 6.5), and Kopaonik (Serbia, 5.3).

My infidelity reached across the U. S. and across the globe! I am woman! I have boobs! I am powerful!

So, ladies, bare your breasts and dress otherwise immodestly today, lure a married man into your trap, and let's start some tremors. I want to see some high scale Richter action by midnight tonight. I'm not wearing any underwear and I'm going to walk around the apartment naked. Let the fun begin! Remember that according to throwbacks like Sedighi, married men are not responsible for their own behavior. It's those loose whores showing off their ankles and long sexy necks that lure those poor dudes into cheating on their long-suffering wives.

Posted on April 26, 2010 at 08:29 AM | Permalink

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Comments

This sounds like it would be perfect. No one can lead another astray and believe me, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi is looking the same as the next person. I wear clothes that make me feel pretty and today I will choose my sexiest ones.

Posted by: Gayle O at Apr 26, 2010 9:20:14 AM

lol this is too funny. guess its burn the bra day ;)

Posted by: jennifer mathis at Apr 26, 2010 2:40:22 PM

It was a great day and no earthquakes happened so we proved that stupid cleric wrong. :)

Posted by: The Countess at May 3, 2010 3:23:22 PM

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