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November 01, 2008

Babeland - Penis Cupcake Pan



I review sex toys for Babeland, and when I saw that the store carried Penis Cupcake Pan, I had to have it. I love to bake, so I decided I was going to have some fun with this pan. Oh, the possibilities! Banana nut dicks. Pumpkin dicks. Spice dicks. Yummy!

I was so excited about this pan that I told all my writer/reader friends about it on Yahoo groups. I know I sold one or two of the pans just from my raving about it.

I was very impressed when the pan arrived. It's very sturdy, and the penis-shaped muffin molds are the perfect size for a muffin to go with your morning coffee. I checked the price out of curiosity, and it's comparable to ordinary muffin pans. I couldn't decide between pumpkin muffins or banana nut muffins, but I was in a banana mood, so I went with banana nut.

These muffins are delicious! And so kinky looking. I thought they would look perfect on my vintage 1950s amberina cake plate. Aren't they yummy?

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You can buy the penis cupcake pan at Babeland, and make your own dick-shaped delights. Here's the recipe I used to make banana nut muffins. Those muffins are perfect for the fall. Spread on a little soft butter, and you have a perfect complement to your morning cup of Guatemala Antigua.

Banana Nut Muffins

2 c. flour
2 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. baking soda
3/4 tsp. salt
1/2 c. vegetable oil
1 c. white sugar
2 lg. eggs, well beaten
1 1/2 c. mashed ripe bananas (3 bananas)
1 c. chopped walnuts
1 tsp. vanilla

Sift together flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt. Mix well. Cream together oil, sugar, eggs. Add mashed bananas to creamed mixture. Add vanilla. Mix flour and banana mixture together. Stir in walnuts. Pour into greased penis tins. Spread the batter around with a spatula, and/or gently slam the pan onto the counter to move the batter around. Bake at 350 degrees for about 45 minutes.

Eat and enjoy!

Posted on November 1, 2008 at 10:14 AM | Permalink

Comments

Not the sort of thing I like to eat I'm afraid. ;)

Posted by: Rob Graham at Nov 2, 2008 12:41:02 AM

I fully understand, Rob. ;) Still, the recipe is very tasty. Just make it and pour the batter into regular muffin tins. I'm making chocolate penis-shaped muffins this morning. My sweet tooth has kicked it. LOL!

Posted by: The Countess at Nov 2, 2008 9:45:23 AM

I went to a sex toy party once and they used these. They did black and white penises with chocolate and vanilla cake mix. Very cute. They finished them off with little cool whip topping at the tips for cum and hair. Haha

Posted by: Adriana at Nov 5, 2008 8:44:19 PM

The penises are the perfect size for a snack to go with coffee. I'm out of banana nut muffins, so I'm making more today. I made delicious chocolate muffins a couple of days ago, and they're almost gone now. I'm a baking fool!

Posted by: The Countess at Nov 6, 2008 7:52:07 AM