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July 06, 2005

Important Blog Announcement

I've already made my blog a Terri Shiavo and Michael Jackson Free Zone. I've felt it necessary to add another name to the list.

THIS BLOG IS A TOM CRUISE FREE ZONE

Cruise

Sorry about the shitty Photoshop job there. I don't know how to make a straight diagonal line in Photoshop.

If you are sick of all the blather about Katie and Tom and Scientology, feel free to hang out in my Tom Cruise Free Zone royal domain. Help yourself to the caviar, turkey legs, trifle, and royal bar, but please don't drink all my absinthe.


Posted on July 6, 2005 at 09:49 AM | Permalink

Comments

Thank God! A place to hide from all that rubbish

Posted by: ellen at Jul 6, 2005 1:49:38 PM

Thank God! A place to hide from all that rubbish

Posted by: ellen at Jul 6, 2005 1:51:21 PM

Yay! Finally! It's much appreciated.

Posted by: Heather at Jul 6, 2005 2:23:01 PM

ha! you think your mere photoshop charms are going to protect you from The Tom? i think not! he's got Scientology rays! & Scientology ... ummm... beams!

thus far only Scarlett J has escaped! & who knows what kind of paranormal abilities that girl possesses...

seriously, though, i wish you luck in resisting the fucker. call me crazy, but i think The Tom means business this time around & won't be satisfied until each & every one of us is under his sway.

ok, i'm crazy.

but it doesn't mean i'm not right!!!

Posted by: jam at Jul 6, 2005 6:40:14 PM

What about Katie Holmes? Can we talk (and you post) about JUST her?

Posted by: MNPundit at Jul 6, 2005 11:28:42 PM

I can't get enough of Tom Cruise myself; but I did want to concur that it is baffingly difficult to draw a straight line in Photoshop. I guess they assumed their customers wouldn't really want to do that.

Posted by: Bryant at Jul 7, 2005 11:20:51 AM

Jam, The Tom and his x-ray eyes cannot defeat The Countess!! I dated a Scientologist in college. Those people are loony - and broke. Those auditing sessions are expensive!! They gave me a brief, freebie audit, and traced me back to a "past life" where I was a little girl from about 1910 on a swing. I wore a pinafore and I had curly blonde hair. I wondered if that image could have just come from a book or a movie? The auditing session was fun, but silly, in my opinion. They knew I was a skeptic, but I was a good sport about it. The people were nice, but wacky.

Oh, no, MNPundit, are you a Katie Holmes fan? I saw a couple of episodes of "Dawson's Creek" years ago. I couldn't get into it. I always thought Katie Holmes looked a bit like Natalie Wood. If you want, you can post talk about Katie Holmes as long as you don't fog up my computer screen. ;)

Posted by: The Countess at Jul 7, 2005 11:23:00 AM

Ack! I just broke my own Tom Cruise Free Zone rule! No more talk from The Countess about Scientology. I don't want any heads to explode like in "Scanners." Now, those were supernatural rays!!

:::sitting on fingers:::

Posted by: The Countess at Jul 7, 2005 11:25:16 AM

Bryant, I can draw a straight line in Photoshop, but I couldn't figure out which command(s) was/were for a diagonal. I used to know it, but I can't remember how to do it. The box around The Tom was easy to make. I just used the square marquee and then clicked on "inverse." Then, I filled in with the red color at 100% with the paint bucket. I can't make a straight diagonal line to save my life. I think I have to use the line tool, but I can't remember how, and I don't know what happened to my Photoshop book.

Posted by: The Countess at Jul 7, 2005 11:35:15 AM

For Photoshop straight lines: Select the pen tool, then click on the first point. Hold down the shift key and click on the second point.

Scarlett J reportedly likes her men much older, so maybe that made her a candidate for the job of fiance?

Posted by: Ron O. at Jul 7, 2005 5:35:36 PM

Thanks for the Photoshop tip, Ron. I'll definitely make use of it. You've solved a big problem for me.

I don't know much about Scarlett Johansson. I'm not even sure what she looks like. I'm still stuck on Elizabeth Taylor, Helen Mirren, and Catherine Deneuve. I'm not very familiar with the newer actresses.

Posted by: The Countess at Jul 9, 2005 8:58:26 PM