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April 13, 2005

I'd Say Now I've Seen Everything, But I've Seen This One Before

From where else but Salon: "Mike Salvini is an evangelist for natural penis enlargement, a weird and scientifically unproven way of upsizing the male member. And thousands of men are going to great lengths to follow him." [Via Brutal Women.]

Reminds me of this guy:


Bob won't be smiling much longer, because Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, the makers of Enzyte, the herbal supplement for natural male enhancement, is under investigation from the feds for mail fraud. The investigation focuses on the company's "Auto Ship" program. Feds have received 4,300 complaints.

Posted on April 13, 2005 at 12:06 PM | Permalink


Oh d*mn! I always laughed my *ss off at those Encyte commercials! And that tune was so catchy...

I feel a little sorry for the guy who plays Smilin' Bob, though. He's so familiar he'll NEVER work in showbusiness without people pointing him out and going "It's the PENIS GUY!!"


Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at Apr 13, 2005 2:55:56 PM

As a pharmacist, I cannot believe that anyone would seriously think those things (penis and breast enlargement pills) would work for anything but a few laughs as a gag wedding gift.

Posted by: kohoutekdriver8 at Apr 13, 2005 2:57:43 PM

I'm going to miss him, too, Denita. I loved those commercials. Poor Bob is going to go the way of Miss Cleo.

Posted by: Trish Wilson at Apr 13, 2005 4:40:22 PM

kohoutekdriver8, you just gave me a great idea for my husband's next birthday. He has the same sick sense of humor I have. ;)

Posted by: Trish Wilson at Apr 13, 2005 4:41:37 PM

"going to great lengths to follow him" *snicker, snicker*

Posted by: La Lubu at Apr 13, 2005 5:08:09 PM

This dudes site is wild! The guy has a massive following at his place. The url is www.mattersofsize.com

Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2005 2:12:48 PM