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April 15, 2005

I Bet It's Because Of That Ugly Smirk On Bush's Face

Here's more on that Bush sex appeal report. Geez, on a scale of 1 -10 for sex appeal, our Commander In Thief barely ranks a 2. I find him about as sexy as a waxed back hair on a redneck.

In a recent online poll conducted by Esquire magazine, 11,000 women in 15 countries were asked to rate Bush's sex appeal on a scale of one to 10, and America's commander-in-chief failed to register much more than a two.

Women in Australia, Germany and the Netherlands were the harshest judges of George W.'s sexual allure, giving him an average rating of 1.4 each, Esquire said in its survey released earlier this week.

By contrast, Indonesian women were the most generous, giving Bush an average score of 2.2; American women found their president slightly less appealing, rating him a 2.1

Posted on April 15, 2005 at 05:16 PM | Permalink

Comments

Bwah!

Guess that codpiece failed to impress.

I'd do Clinton in a heartbeat; I just loved that lower-lip-biting thing he did, with the raspy voice and the rock star quality. I remember hearing about the cigar and thinking, "Well, at least he's not entirely vanilla."

Bush, though -- ew.

Posted by: zuzu at Apr 15, 2005 11:09:05 PM