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April 01, 2005

A Prayer For Today

The Sedentary Prayer

God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know when the best I can do
is to stay up watching X-Files reruns
with a bucket of KFC, a pint of Haagen Dazs,
and a carton of Djarum clove cigarettes.

Posted on April 1, 2005 at 09:02 AM | Permalink


The Truth Is Out There.

Posted by: Fox Mulder at Apr 1, 2005 9:32:06 AM

Help! I've been abducted by aliens!!

Posted by: Samantha Mulder at Apr 1, 2005 9:32:32 AM

Mulder, settle down. And why don't you ever answer your cell phone?

Posted by: Dana Scully at Apr 1, 2005 9:32:57 AM

Mulder, I didn't authorize you to chase down the Alien Blogger. Get your butt back to the office... now.

Posted by: Walter Skinner at Apr 1, 2005 9:34:35 AM

Sampoerna's are better....

Posted by: Reba at Apr 1, 2005 1:28:22 PM

Sampoernas are better....

Posted by: Reba at Apr 1, 2005 1:28:42 PM

Okay, see, I tried to stop the other one from posting before the pesky apostrophe could be seen by all. I am shamed.....

Posted by: Reba at Apr 1, 2005 1:29:30 PM

Don't worry about it, Reba. Typepad burps every once in awhile.

I've had Sampoernas but I like Djarums better. More clove.

Posted by: Trish Wilson at Apr 1, 2005 1:39:05 PM