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September 16, 2003

Yer Wife's A Scurvy Bilge Rat!

Before Dave Barry inspired thousands of grateful readers to give telemarketers a taste of their own medicine, he introduced the world to Talk Like A Pirate Day. "Talk Like A Pirate Day" was founded by John Baur and Mark Summers. It has its own web site. It is held on September 19 - which not coincidentally is Summer's ex-wife's birthday. That is three days away, so don't forget to answer the phone saying "ahoy, matey!"

If you're British, make sure you say "yarr." Why, I don't know. Just make sure you say it.

Being an equal-opportunity insult monger, since I called the wife a scurvy bilge rat, here's one for the guys:

Yer Husband's A Greasy Chum Bucket That Hasn't Been Cleaned In Months!

Posted on September 16, 2003 at 09:45 AM | Permalink