Unusual And Tasteless Gifts For Valentine's Day

I'm a sucker for anything tasteless, which explains my penchant for watching Herschel Gordon Lewis movies. So, if you don't want to get your true love, mistress, lover, etc. the usual, boring teddy bear holding a heart-shaped balloon, try out these unusual gifts:

Nuts4chic - Valentines Day

Here are the gifts I list. Read the article for details.

1. Talking Vibrators

2. Vagina Couch

3. Pagan God Phallic Light Switch

4. For Her - A Subscription To The Online Game "Second Life"

5. Glow-In-The-Dark Roses or Chrysanthemums

6. Kama-Sutra Chocolates

I couldn't include all the tasteless and unusual gifts I found in the article because it would have been too long, so here are some others I found:

BABY JESUS BUTT PLUG:

http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

Just when you thought you had seen everything, here comes the epitome of bad taste. Give it to your atheist lover for that special day. If your lover doesn't want to insert it because that is just so wrong, glue it to your car's dashboard.

GLOW-IN-THE-DARK KITTENS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmVbmcp52ZU and http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=34769§ionid=3510208

So you want to buy a kitty for your love. Why not opt for a kitten that glows in the dark? According to one article, "researchers in South Korea have cloned cats and modified one of their skin genes to appear red fluorescent under ultraviolet light."