The Hello Kitty Vibrator - Battery-Powered Evil!!!

My column is running on schedule now at Nuts4chic. It was down for a bit because of the holidays. Head on over and read my latest article. It's about the perfect gift for the woman who has everything - The Hello Kitty Vibrator!! Here's an excerpt, a portion of the alt.sex.hello-kitty Usenet FAQ:

c) How does Hello Kitty give head?

Alas, Hello Kitty sometimes wishes she had a mouth so she could perform fellatio. However, since she is able to generate powerful suction with her vaginal muscles, she has yet to leave a partner unsatisfied. Hello Kitty is also able to extend and move her labia so that they can “lick ”like a pair of tongues."

3d) How does Hello Kitty eat?

Hello Kitty does not need to eat. Hello Kitty lives on sunshine, fresh air, and lots and lots of hot cum shot up into her pussy.

According to the FAQ, Hello Kitty has "gymnastic genital control" and she can ejaculate when she comes. If you play with that vibrator, you too can be an amazing fuck bunny in bed.