My Cat Watches Us Shag!!!

My latest column at Nuts4chic is out now. It's about pets and how unnerving it is when they watch you have sex.

Here's an excerpt:

I was in bed, unable to sleep, and my husband was snoring next to me. What I needed was my Rabbit Pearl vibrator to play with and then I could finally fall asleep.

I reached into the little drawer on my headboard to get the vibrator, but it wasn't there. That was when I saw the chewed wire. I reached up onto the headboard, and there was the vibrator, now in two pieces thanks to Lucky, The Cat Who Can Do No Wrong.

Until Now!

My husband did fix my vibrator (a Rabbit Pearl), and it's going to get a big workout today after reading all these sexy excerpts at the Romance Bistro After Dark chat!!

By the way, make sure you go to the link and read the article just to learn about the guy, his girlfriend, her lover, and the parrot. ;)

Comments

[Conrad]

Sucks for the vibe, but animals just like watching animals have sex. Hence all of those monkeys doing it videos on youtube, or any other animal for that matter. We aren't so different from our fuzzy relatives.