The 100 Unsexiest Men Of 2007

I laughed so hard when I read this list that I bled out of my eyes. The Phoenix put out a list of The 100 Unsexiest Men of 2007.

Number one is Donald Trump. No explanation necessary.

Here are a few that made the list, with my commentary. I also include his number on the list.

Since my blog is a The T Word Free Zone, I will only mention that Scientology's Wonder Boy came in at 100.

Eric Estrada (88): To quote the site, "Was Ponch. Now Paunch." I've seen him hawking products on late-night infomercials. How the mighty have fallen.

The Geico Caveman (82): I HATE that guy! Emo Caveman. I will never buy their auto insurance.

Ann Coulter (80): Snark.

Rev. Ted Haggard (98): Preaches against gays on the pulpit while paying a male prostitute for sex. Hypocrites R Us.

Mel Gibson: I liked him better before he opened his mouth. A Godbag of the worst sort.

Newt Gingrich (89): Pot. Kettle. Black. Don't whine about Clinton's blowjobs while getting a few of your own, and topping that off with serving your wife divorce papers while she's in her cancer sickbed. A total slimeball.

Jared Fogel: Ew! About as sexy as a warm bucket of spit. Made me lose my appetite for Subway, even though I never had an appetite for Subway. "Eat Fresh" my ass.

Dick Cheney (77): Perfect first name. He is one.

Bill Gates (78): They don't call it "Microslop" for nothing, you know.

John Basedow (85): There's no way that body is from Bow-Flex. Someone had some nip/tuck done. He's about as sexy as a Ken doll with man boobs.

Dr. Phil (54): Smug, self-righteous windbag.

K-Fed (35): I feel sorry for the kid. Stuck with two train wrecks as parents.

Flavor Flav (3) - I actually watched one episode of "Flavor Of Love", and I wondered what on God's Green Earth those women saw in this moron. Must be the fifteen minutes of fame, being on TV, and hopes of acting and modeling careers. Anyone who wears a huge watchface as a fashion accessory (er... bling) is an idiot. Women had to line up to stick their tongues in the mouth of this cretin, and for some ungodly reason some of them actually did it. One even let him fondle her boob. My faith in the human race dropped a few notches after watching this sexist and racist piece of crap.

There are many more deserving losers on that list. Go check it out.

Comments

[Wendy]

The 'winner' of those Flava Flav shows gets a gold grill and a stay in Belize. I don't know if you caught it, but some of those women had sex with him too. They have some audio of him and New York having sex.

I'm sorry, but to fuck Flava Flav, I would need a hell of a lot more than a grill and a trip.

Though I won't lie. I'm so hooked on those shows.

[The Countess]

That's it? A gold grill and a stay in Belize? I figured some of those women had sex with him. I saw the one who let him fondle her boob. Plus lots of them stuck their tongues in his mouth. Ick! How stupid can you be? The guy has no class, and I honestly don't get the attraction. Being on TV just isn't enough.

I wouldn't fuck Flava Flav no matter what, let alone a grill and a trip.

He just has no appeal for me. I guess those women think they're getting their 15 minutes of fame. It doesn't last beyond when the camera stops rolling.

[The Countess]

The show was airing all day about a week ago, and I just let it go. I couldn't watch something like that. I did like "Charm School". That wasn't as much of a train wreck. I just couldn't stop watching it.

[Sheena]

Tom Cruise should have been *much* higher on that list.

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