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VibeReview - Cat Woman Kit

I like a little fun and games, so the Cat Woman Kit was perfect for my husband and I. When it comes to sensation play, the Cat Woman Kit is perfect for a little slap and tickle. The flogger whip is light-weight, not the type of whip to leave red marks. We aren't into pain. We like to fool around and giggle while getting off, which is why sensation play is so perfect for us. The amazing thing is that this fun little kit costs less than $20.00. It's perfect for people who can't spend a lot of money on sex toys.

I used the Kama Sutra massage oil on my husband's back and bum first, getting him in the mood. I'm always in the mood, so I didn't need any warming up. Writing erotica and reading about sex day in and day out does that to me.

I used "Pleasure Garden" oil on him because it's springtime, and I like the smell of fresh flowers. Once I had him on his stomach on the bed, I ran the flogger whip along his back, smacking him ever so lightly here and there. He couldn't stop laughing. Running the flogger whip against his skin tickled him, which was what I hoped it would do.

The only change I had to make was to cut the eye holes in the cat mask so that I could see better. My eyes are larger than the eye holes, so I needed to widen the eye holes so that my eyelashes didn't flick against the mask. The mask was easy to work with, and now it feels much more comfortable.

I love the faux leopard fur, and since I'm a cat fan, it was only natural that I would get hooked on the Cat Woman Kit. The mask feels comfortable, and the faux fur is a delight between my fingers. I felt like a leopard as I tickled my husband with the flogger whip. I purred and trilled for him, and he was very amused and turned on by my silly behavior. We aren't into BDSM but we do like sensation play, like using massage oils and flavoured lubes for fun times in bed. The Cat Woman Kit helped to widen our sensation play.

If we ever go to a masquerade party again, I know what I'm wearing: a black bodysuit, the Cat Woman Mask, and that flogger whip. I'll be the sexiest woman at the party.

VibeReview: Screaming Octopus

I love my Screaming Octopus! A blogger friend of mine is a huge fan of cephalopods, and he tracked down a Screaming Octopus a few years ago as a gag to add to his cephalopod collection. That's how I first heard about it. So when I found out that VibeReview carried the Screaming Octopus, I just had to have it. I have a cute little pink one that has the most amusing expression on its face. It looks surprised.

The cute little thing is pink and made of my favorite material – jelly. With all those tentacles it reminds me of a jellyfish, but it's definitely a little octopus. While it is small, don't make the mistake of thinking that it is a meek and shy little thing. Its vibrations might not be very powerful, but if you are ticklish, it's great for some tickling sensation play. I also think it's misnamed. It should be called a Purring Octopus instead of a Screaming Octopus. It's very quiet, and its vibrations are gentle rather than intense.

It's great fun to play with a Screaming Octopus in the bathtub while immersed in bubbles. I used it to tickle my nipples, my clit, and my taint. I liked sitting it on my stomach and feeling the vibrations as it made the water around it bubble up.

The Screaming Octopus is so cute that it would make a wonderful gift, especially for wedding showers and birthdays. It's not the most powerful vibrator in the world, but it's great for a little light clitoral and nipple play. I also think that's it's great for sensation play. You'll be reduced to sexy giggles while playing with the delightful little Screaming Octopus.

Infidelity - An International Pastime

I have long been fascinated with affairs, ever since I was in college and I realized that some married men would screw anything female with legs, as long as the woman presented herself to him in an appealing manner. I was occasionally that woman. It wasn't just men who cheated on their spouses. Women have cheated countless times throughout history.

In one of my earlier articles for Nuts4chic, I wrote about cyber affairs. Is it really cheating if you never meet in person, leaving your sweaty paw prints all over the computer screen when interacting with your honey? I recall an article about a guy who was addicted to the online role playing game "Second Life", and his real life wife was not happy that he had cheated on her with a woman he had "married" in the game. I found the real life wife posting on the Yahoo group EverQuest Widows, and she was so pissed about the article and all the new things she learned about her husband's cyber affair that she had decided to divorce his ass.

A man I had interviewed for my nuts4chic article described a near-miss he had with his wife. Here is an excerpt describing that incident:

When Tim's wife opened the Valentine's Day gift he had mailed to her, he knew he was in trouble when she pulled an eight-inch purple butt plug out of the box.

That gift was meant for his cyber playmate. The company had shipped it to the wrong address.

He stammered, telling her it was really for him. He's into bondage and sadistic play. She's not.

He likes cybersex. He likes kinky web sites, in particular BDSM web sites. He said that he had done it "often when I had a day job that allowed unfiltered access to the Internet."

He doesn't consider his cyber-relationships affairs.

"They're flirtations," he said. "There's no face-to-face.

Is it really an affair if it's only on the Internet? What about hot, steamy e-mail exchanges? The concensus from my research into that article was that, yes, indeed, a married person who has cybersex is having an affair. Energy, attention, and sometimes even money are paid to the person who is not the adulterer's spouse.

Here are some movies and books that address the time-honored practice of infidelity:

Anna Karenina
Double Indemnity
Casablanca
The Scarlet Letter
Body Heat
Same Time, Next Year
The Bridges Of Madison County
Indecent Proposal
Brief Encounter
The Postman Always Rings Twice
52 Pick Up

Check my blog over the next couple of weeks for information about my upcoming Nuts4chic article about famous sex scandals. Affairs figure prominently amongst the scandals. Former President Bill Clinton is better known today for Monica Lewinsky's blow jobs than for much of his public policy. Ministers such as Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart have seen their empires fall due to their inability to keep it in their pants. Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer saw his power crumble after the public got wind of his own carryings on with a prostitution ring. I discuss many of these sex scandals in my upcoming Nuts4chic article. Read my blog over the next couple of weeks for news about when it comes out.

Actors are also well known for their affairs. Katherine Hepburn has long been known to be Spencer Tracy's lover, but his wife would not give him a divorce because they were Catholic. Elizabeth Taylor cheated on Eddie Fisher with Richard Burton, and later married Burton. Twice. When Billy Bob Thornton met Angelina Jolie, he was living with Laura Dern. Dern had once stated that "I left home to work on a movie, and while I was away, my boyfriend got married, and I've never heard from him again." Angelina Jolie made the news again when she was linked with a very married Brad Pitt. As anyone with a pulse knows by now, Pitt left wife Jennifer Aniston and hooked up with Jolie. They are still together, and Jolie's pregnancies and adopted children have made gossip columnists very happy.

While affairs in literature and movies are often tragic, they can be very funny. My new short story "Caught!", published by eXcessica Publishing, involves an affair between Kevin and Betsy. The problem is that while they are busy doing the nasty, Betsy's husband Dean arrives home early from work. Will Kevin and Betsy get themselves out of this mess, and how will they do it? You'd be surprised when you read the book and see the creative way Kevin has of handling his dilemma. Keep in mind that the seagull on the book's cover is very important to the plot.

Here is information on buying the story:

Elizabeth Black - Caught!

So, affairs are common, but they can also be devastating. I've never been with a man who cheated on me, but I have been involved with married men when I was younger and much more reckless. For any woman who is considering the idea of having an affair with a married man, I can tell you due to my experience that he isn't worth it. For one thing, it's likely that he would cheat on you should he leave his wife for you. Then again, most married men don't leave their wives for their mistresses. You're in for a lonely life if you have an affair with a married man.

Affairs have been great fodder for literature and movies for many years, and they will continue to draw crowds. If you want to read a comic take on an affair, read my story "Caught!"

New At Nuts4chic - Using A G-spot Vibrator

My new article at nuts4chic is about using a G-spot vibrator. If you haven't a clue how to find your G-spot with your fingers - or if you are like me and can't find it no matter how much you dig around - you can't go wrong with a G-spot vibrator. I review sex toys for VibeReview, and I was sent a very nice jelly G-spot vibrator that really hit the spot!

Here's how to find your G-spot. By the way, the "G" in G-spot stands for Grafenberg, the name of the doctor who found it.

To find your G-spot, insert a curved finger, or two, towards your belly. Move them in a "come hither" motion. Does the pressure feel more intense in one area than in others? If your fingers are too short to reach, try a curved sex toy. The more turned on you are, the more likely you are to notice a different texture of the wall, and a different sensation when you press the spot. The texture of the G-spot, felt through the vaginal wall, can be somewhat bumpy and not as smooth as other areas of the vaginal wall. Doing regular Kegel Exercises often results in enhanced G-spot sensations.

My husband can find my G-spot without any trouble, but when I look for it, I only get frustrated. So when I used my G-spot vibrator for the first time and hit the spot, I was elated. G-spot orgasms are great, too. So, if you can't find your G-spot and are ready to throw in the towel, don't give up until you've tried a G-spot vibrator. You'll notice the difference.

Sex Toy Of The Day

What are Ben Wa balls? They are small balls attached to a string that you insert into your vagina. Ben Wa balls are also known as Love Balls, Orgasm Balls, Vaginal Balls, and Smart Balls. To use as Kegel exercisers, you tighten around the Ben Wa balls. Kegel exercises strengthen your pelvic floor muscles. You have to tighten around the Ben Wa balls, otherwise, they fall out. Wear the Ben Wa balls for several hours to give your Kegel muscles a good work-out. Your Kegel muscles are the same muscles you use to stop peeing. Using Ben Wa balls as Kegel exercisers are a good way to strengthen those Kegel muscles. Ben Wa balls may also be used to treat incontinence, since these Kegel exercisers strengthen the same muscles used to urinate.

I've never used Ben Wa balls before, but I know I'm getting a set very soon. I'll post my review of Ben Wa balls after I try them out.

Release Party May 6 - Win A Prize! CONTEST!!!

Meet erotic romance writer Elizabeth Black on Tuesday, May 6, 2008 in the Midnight Seductions Readers Group from 6 pm to 9 pm EST. She will discuss her new releases from eXcessica, the short erotic stories "Caught!" and "A Spanking Good Time". She will also talk about her recently accepted spanking story for a new anthology, her sex column with the British pop culture e-zine Nuts4chic, and her stories previously published by Scarlet Magazine in the U. K.

Here's the link to the Midnight Seductions Readers Group:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MidnightSeductions

Be there on May 6 and you will have a chance to win a copy of her paranormal romantic three-part erotic comedy, "The Party Crasher".

And above all, have fun!

New At Nuts4chic - Ghosts And Sex

My new article at Nuts4chic is about ghosts and sex. Who you gonna call?

Nuts4chic - Ghosts and Sex

I talk about the Carla Moran case, which was made famous in the movie "The Entity". That movie is being remade in Japan, home of the scariest ghost stories out there. Remember "The Ring"?

Check out my article and come back here and talk about horny ghosts!

Come Join My New Yahoo Group!

Now that I have stories to sell, I have opened a brand new Yahoo group. I would love it if my blog readers would join.

Here's the link:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/elizabeth_black

I have up some excerpts and a "question of the day". Please join and make my new group a success!!

Screeching Hot Excerpt - A Spanking Good Time

Buy on May 5 at Excessica!

Hot Screeching Excerpt - A Spanking Good Time
By Elizabeth Black
Published By Excessica, May 5, 2008
Word Count: 4,365
Type: M/F
Genre: Contemporary Erotic Comedy
Heat Level: Excessica #4

A SPANKING GOOD TIME - EXCERPT

She worked the tight muscles in his ass until he softened like butter around her curious finger. At first she was tentative, careful to not hurt him, when she slipped her finger in slowly, but soon she was in up to her second knuckle. Elliot hoped she never pulled out. He stuck his ass up in the air to better accommodate that exploring finger. My God, she made him hot! He wanted her entire finger – hell, her entire hand! – inside him. Barely able to control his rasping breath, he felt his heart pound in his chest. Blood pulsed in his neck and in his ears. He felt gloriously alive! If she kept twirling that finger inside his asshole, he would come all over the comforter, and he knew that would not make her happy.

"Do you like what Naughty Nurse Nancy is doing to you?'

"Oh, yes! Do more! Stick your finger all the way in!"

"Babe, my finger is already all the way in up to my palm. I also stuck in a second finger. I'm practically tapping your tonsils. Would you like more?'"

"Yes! Whatever you want to do, do it!"

"It's time for Naughty Nurse Nancy to take your temperature!"

She pulled her fingers out slowly. Elliot groaned, both from pleasure and from disappointment that the hot sensation of those two amazing fingers up his ass was over.

"Look what I have. You like?"

Elliot turned around to see Alisha holding what appeared to be an Alien Anal Probe in her hand. About six inches long and an obnoxious shade of purple, the thing had one huge, curved rod with two knobs on either side of the rod. His sphincter instinctively snapped shut and locked, since he knew where she intended to shove that thing.

"Don't look so shocked. You'll enjoy it. Naughty Nurse Nancy would never force anything on you, especially as far as your ass is concerned. Why do you think I warmed you up?"

"It looks like it will enter my ass and exit in the next county."

"Don't be scared. I bought the smallest one, for beginners. I'll be gentle. You know that. You are going to love this contraption. It's made for your prostate. You are going to come so hard you'll spurt blood."

"Don't mention blood while making me look at that thing. It looks deadly."

"It's not. It has rave reviews, even from straight men. You trust me, don't you?"

"Of course I do."

"Then let Naughty Nurse Nancy take your temperature. She is always gentle, unless you deserve a spanking."

"And I like spankings."

"You know our safe word. If it gets to be too much, just say "Kabuki"."

"I hope I don't have to say it."

"Trust me. You won't. You'll beg for more. Are you really that nervous? I won't use it if it makes you feel that squeamish."

"I really do want to, but just looking at that thing makes me nervous. I want to try it, though. Just move
verrrrrry sloooowwwwwly…"

Screeching Hot Excerpt - Caught!

EXCERPT - CAUGHT!
Genre: Contemporary Erotic Comedy
Excessica Publishing May 5, 2008
Heat Level: Scorching Hot
By Elizabeth Black

Buy Online May 5 at Excessica!!

Kevin flung the door open. Betsy squealed and jumped in his arms. She wore a black crotchless teddy and fishnet hose. She pressed her full breasts into his face. While her breasts drooped a bit with age, there wasn't much fat on her body, which was tanned and toned. Her tummy was a bit soft, but Kevin liked the feel of her soft flesh beneath his fingers. It was obvious she worked out. Kevin wondered if she had a little nip here and a little tuck there, but he was too polite to ask. His cougar just celebrated her birthday, and she was hotter than a fried egg on a steaming car hood during the Dog Days of August.

"My aren't you the little slut? Love the outfit. Did the tits come with it?"

"The tits go where I go. You better love it. You bought it for me."

"Let me break it in."

He carried her to the bed. Both of them landed so hard on the mattress that Betsy's perfume bottles jangled on the dresser. She let out a laugh that sounded like a mule braying. Betsy was not known for her decorum. Kevin didn't care because all he was interested in was sticking his rock hard wang in her hot, sticky cooze. And she wanted him so bad she could taste his jizz before he even shot it in her mouth.

Kevin grabbed her tits and bounced them together like croquet balls. Betsy pushed him out of the way with one stockinged foot. She pressed both hands against Kevin's chest, and shoved him onto his back. She reached for the metal tin on her bedroom dresser. Bottles of scented and flavored oil sat on that dresser within reach of any of Betsy's fantasies. Right now, she had a Blowjob Goddess fantasy.

She wanted Kevin to squirm. She opened the tin, and guessed how many would give him a Curiously Strong blowjob without burning his sensitive dick. Having no clue, she popped eight Altoids peppermints into her mouth. They should just about cover it. She hoped that wasn't too many, but she knew Kevin wouldn't complain. Like any man, he loved blowjobs. So what if she gave him one that was the equivalent of a Five Alarm Fire? She chewed the mints. The curiously strong flavor was so intense that her eyes watered.

"Oh, I know what you're gonna do!" He hugged his legs together.

She grabbed his knees, and pried his legs apart. His dick bobbed in her face.

"Spread 'em, Mister. The Blowjob Goddess is here to make you ache."

Laughing the whole time, she tickled his chest and then his waist. Her hands did not stop moving until she reached his crotch. With one deft hand movement, she sent that red Jocko sailing across the room to land on a lampshade.

She clacked her teeth together loudly as her mouth approached his swollen cock. He pretended to curl away from her gnashing molars. Just before her lips touched his purple head, she began to sing.

Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That’s the way the semen goes,
Pop! goes the penis.

When she wrapped her mouth around his eager cock, he kicked his heels. She sucked the entire length of him, and flicked her tongue back and forth over his shaft. He writhed on the bed, giggling, and kicking his heels. Her tongue did its best work as it rubbed in circles over his head. The taste of semen that he spurted into her mouth mixed with the cold heat of the peppermint oil in the Altoids. He always spurted a little when he was excited. She breathed through her nose as she moved up and down his shaft. She felt him jump in her mouth. Sucking on Kevin's dick always made her cream her shorts. She rubbed her legs together as she sucked.