A confession, the Countess and I have a guilty pleasure called Bridezillas on the WE network. It also has a really snappy theme song.
Essentially, each show follows around two of the most shallow, superficial, egotistic and dislikeable women you could possibly imagine as they get ready for their wedding day. Now, I fully understand the stresses of planning and executing a modern wedding, but if these folks weren't so over the top insane and inane they would not be on the show, and the show would not be on the air.
Guaranteed, in one month to five years, these women will be on Jerry Springer... and the cycle of television comes full circle.