Here I am in New England and they finally done me in. The two local supermarket chains stopped carrying grits, and I'm peeved, nay, vexed, very vexed. What, all of a sudden grits have cooties? They're too important to carry it? They should be charged with conspiracy!
Harumph! Well, I have to make do with polenta/grits, which is pretty much the same thing, but this is five-minute-cooking polenta and that's just plain wrong... everyone knows grits take 20 minutes to cook. The only image in my head is that someone pre-chewed it and spit it back into the box so that it would cook faster.
Yes, I'm throwing a hissy fit.