March 24, 2011

Come To My New Blog And Web Site!

I have a new blog and web site, and I'm inviting everyone to it. This blog/web site focuses on my erotic writing. I will continue to post sex toys reviews on this blog. So, if you want to keep up with me, visit me at my new digs.

Elizabeth Black - Blog and Web site

See you there!

Lizzie

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August 25, 2010

Sex Toys Sales Still Going Strong In This Recession

It's come as no surprise to me that sex toys sales are booming in this bad economy. People aren't going out to dinner. Instead of plunking down a hundred bucks on a meal, they're staying home and buying vibrators and having a grand old time in the privacy of their bedroom... or kitchen... or garage... or backyard... or hot tub. You get what I mean.

Most of my work is with sex toys companies. I work for several. I'm an affiliate and I make money from sales of sex toys I review on my blog. I write for several magazines published by sex toys companies, namely Sexis and Good Vibrations and Sexy Mama Magazines. It's fun writing about sex and getting paid for it. Not many people have jobs they enjoy - when they have jobs with this high unemployment. I've been reviewing sex toys for so long that I can now get premium sex toys for review. My favorites are Lelo toys and I have an electrosex kit to review soon.

If you're looking for a good sex toy and you're new to this, or if you aren't new but you want something different, check out my review category. I review cheap and expensive toys but all of them are good. Here's the link: Elizabeth Black - Sex Toys Reviews. And enjoy your shopping experience!

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April 01, 2010

Happy April Fool's Day!!

Great April Fool's Day joke? The American Meat Institute is suing sexpert Dr. Sue Johanson for saying that vegan semen tastes better than carnivore semen. I wrote much the same thing in an article for Sex Is Magazine. Read about the lawsuit (prank?) here: American Meat Institute Sues Sexpert Who Says Vegan Semen Tastes Better.

The interesting thing about the AMI lawsuit/prank(?) is that vegan semen does taste better than carnivore semen. So does vegan pussy. I wrote about it in an article for Sex Is Magazine: You Are What You Eat – Foods That Improve Your Sex Life

Did you know that the food you eat affects not only your sexual desire and stamina; it also affects the taste of your semen and pussy? Regardless of your sexual orientation and gender, you will only benefit from eating and drinking the kinds of foods that will give you the sexual pep you desire. ...

The AMI Lawsuit/Prank(?) had me going until I got to the part about PETA urging vegan men to participate in a semen taste-off in support of Dr. Johanson. That's when I suspected the story was a prank.

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January 11, 2010

New At Sex Is Magazine: The Fine Art Of Figging

And you thought I only wrote erotic romance? Not a chance! I write for Sex Is Magazine, a magazine published by the sex toys company EdenFantasys.

My latest article is about figging, which is a popular bondage practice.

http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/sex/figging-0102101/

Here's an excerpt:

When I heard about figging, I was fairly certain that I’d enjoy it. Figging is inserting a plug of fresh ginger root into your ass to enhance sexual pleasure. The ginger’s juices soak into your anal tissues, resulting in a burning sensation that is both arousing and excruciating. This practice took root in Victorian times—and you know those prim folks engaged in some very kinky pastimes.

Go Fig-ure

The name is a bastardization of the practice of “feaguing” an older horse with a piece of ginger up its ass so that it would prance about and hold its tail up high—like a younger horse—to fool potential buyers into thinking a nag was a mere filly. When someone came up with the bright idea of figging a human I do not know, but I thank that person for introducing me to a hot sex practice.

PREVIOUS SEX IS ARTICLES BY ELIZABETH BLACK

Erotic Shaving, a. k. a. "Pubescaping".

http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/body/pubescaping-121492/

Why Do Women Fake Orgasms?

http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/sex/faking-orgasms-102292/

"Hotel Sex: A Short Guide To Getting It On Away From Home".

http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/sex/hotel-sex-90392

"Sexercise Your Way To Ecstasy"

http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/sex/sexercise-93092/

"You Are What You Eat: Foods That Improve Your Sex Life".

http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/sexual-health/food-sex-pyramid-62392/

"When Erectile Dysfunction Hits Home: Or How NOT To Turn Your Man Into A Meat Dildo". Sex Is Magazine described my article as "a fantastic and compassionate read".

http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/sex/erectile-dysfunction-60192/


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November 12, 2009

To Come Or Not To Come...

I wrote an article about faking orgasms for Sex Is Magazine recently, and I'm working on another one about men who fake the big "O" for Alternet. Here's the link to a Nuts4chic article I wrote about faking it. That got me to thinking about my own orgasms, as in lately - the past couple of months - I've had some trouble coming. Normally, I can come at the drop of a hat; so I don't know why I've had such a hard time of it lately. Could it be a matter of age? Am I slowing down as I approach the big Five Oh?

For instance, this morning. I used one of my favorite vibrators, my Lelo Liv, and I got all hot and bothered like I expected I would. Since I am on the first day of my period, the vibe slid right in. I clamped down on it and the vibrations felt intensely good, but try as I might, I couldn't come to save my life. In my mind, I wanted an orgasm, but my body said "Nope, not today honey".

So, should I be troubled by my lack of fireworks? I get turned on, hot, and wet enough, but I don't explode into candy the way I used to. Maybe it's because I'm having my period, but I'm not totally convinced that's the cause. I often masturbate when I bleed because a rocking orgasm helps to alleviate my cramps, making it easier for me to sleep. Today, I took aspirin after a long bout of masturbating didn't result in anything that would relax those horrid cramps.

I'm not really all that concerned that I'm losing my sex drive. That's not what's going on. My sex drive is as through-the-roof as it's always been. I just don't come ten out of ten times the way I'm accustomed to coming. So, does that mean I'm ramping down to normal? Ha ha! I told my husband about my problems coming, and he doesn't have any answers, but he told me to not worry about it. Sometimes my body just isn't in the mood, and that's okay. I just wish I could have come this morning and gotten rid of those cramps. I'm charging up my Lelo Liv for some fun play tonight. I noticed that when I don't come in the morning, I do come at night, so it's not a total loss.

If you've ever had trouble coming, how did you deal with it? Did it worry you, especially if you've noticed a trend of the fireworks not going off? I'll just go with the flow, so to speak (pun intended) and take it easy for the next few days, since I'm having my period. An orgasm will only be icing on the cake at this point.

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June 26, 2009

New At Sex Is Magazine: Foods That Enhance Your Sex Drive



I've just started writing for Sex Is Magazine, which came right on the heels of Nuts4chic closing. And the articles are more fun to write and longer. I'm loving it!

This week's article is about food and sex, entitled "You Are What You Eat: Foods That Improve Your Sex Life". Check out our latest 70-640 dumps & ccia written by our pass4sure 70-576 certified teams to help you in pass real 642-185 exam & testking 70-640.

http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/sexual-health/food-sex-pyramid-62392/

Here's an excerpt:
Your diet affects the taste of your sex organs and secretions. Certain foods make semen taste bitter as well as making pussy secretions taste and smell strong. A woman's taste and scent changes from day to day. There are many factors affecting her taste and smell, including where she is in her monthly cycle, whether or not she is menstruating, and what she has recently eaten. According to sex writer Violet Blue, friendly bacteria lactobacilli reside in a woman's vagina, so when her vagina is healthy she will have a sweet and slightly pungent taste and smell, much like plain yogurt. A woman's taste ranges from tangy to salty, with a hint of the metallic thrown in when she's close to having her period. The metallic taste comes from the iron in her blood.

Here's what to do to make your sweetie taste sweet instead of bitter:

1. Cut down on red meat. Red meat is the number one culprit in creating a strong taste. Related to red meat is dairy. Cut down on milk, cream, and ice cream. I won't say eliminate red meat and dairy altogether because so many people – including my husband and I – enjoy a good steak dinner followed by an ice cream dessert. Just cut down your intake, and increase your intake of poultry to make up for the loss. If you can cut meat out of your diet altogether, you will notice a dramatic effect on your sweetie's taste whether that person is a man or a woman. Vegan or vegetarian men have semen that tastes sweeter than men who regularly eat your basic red meat steak and potatoes with lots of garlic and onion meals.
PREVIOUS SEX IS ARTICLES BY ELIZABETH BLACK

"When Erectile Dysfunction Hits Home: Or How NOT To Turn Your Man Into A Meat Dildo". Sex Is Magazine described my article as "a fantastic and compassionate read".

http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/sex/erectile-dysfunction-60192/

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June 02, 2009

New At SexIsMagazine: When Erectile Dysfunction Hits Home



My first article at SexIsMagazine is out. It's entitled When Erectile Dysfunction Hits Home: Or How NOT To Turn Your Man Into A Meat Dildo. SexIsMagazine described my article as "a fantastic and compassionate read". I include details about my personal story regarding my husband's experience with ED, and I give lots of good information about the disorder. Enjoy!

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