July 01, 2016
Sex Toy Review: Gring and Gplug from Fun Toys
I was contacted by the sex toys company Fun Toys to see if I was interested in testing and reviewing their products. I never turn down a chance to try out the latest, innovative pleasure gear so of course I said "yes". I was asked to review the Gring and the Gplug. The Gring is a finger vibe and the Gplug is a butt plug.
I snatched up the Gring first since I love finger vibes and I can use this particular toy as a remote control for the Gplug. What fun! The first thing that impressed me was the packaging. The round box is small – I can toss it in my luggage or purse. It comes with a foam insert that holds the toy as well as a satin baggie and a charger cord. I used my Kindle socket adapter to make sure my toy is fully charged before using it. The charger is magnetic so it fastens to the toy easily. I just had to make sure the two magnetic dots on the toy touched and stayed attached to the two magnetic dots on the charger cord. It loosened a few times, but I put the toy in the foam insert which held it in place. Once the toy was charging properly I waited until the light stopped flashing. That's when the toy is completely charged. It took about an hour and a half for the toy to charge, giving me an hour of joy time.
The Gring's design is ergonomic so that it easily fits around my finger. The flexible silicone material has plenty of give so it won't feel too tight or too loose on larger or smaller fingers. Buy two and stack them up or pretend they are bling as you wear them on multiple fingers. The controls are easy to feel for and use so that I may switch from one of the six vibration modes to another. Just go to the web site to see how to properly use the toy. The Gring slid on my finger and stayed in place. I pressed the "on" button and the vibes began! I adjust3ed the plus and minus buttons until I reached the strength of vibration that pleased me, which was quite high. Despite the intensity, the Gring was very quiet. I won't have to worry about waking up the neighbors or the cat with heavy duty humming. The mode switch is between the plus and minus buttons, which made it easy to use. I didn't get confused. As I played, I changed the vibrations, pulsations, and intensity and had a blast doing it. This toy gives powerful orgasms and it's so lightweight I barely noticed I used it. It's much easier to use than wielding a vibrator the size of a dagger. To turn off the toy, I pressed the plus and minus buttons at once. Easy peasy.
And now for more fun – remote control play.
I was given the larger Gplug, which is also made of the same silicone material as the Gring. It was big but a comfortable fit. I am used to the slimmer and smaller butt plugs since I'm a bit of a wuss, but the Gplug was so exciting and such a good fit I will have to reassess my preferences. First, I made sure both toys were turned off. Then, I pressed the start button on the Gplug. The LED lights should have flashed by then, meaning the toy was in remote control status. Since it was firmly placed where the sun doesn't shine, I couldn't see this but within seconds I knew I was in the right mode. Then I pressed the plus button on the Gring and the fun began! The same control applied – plus for more power and minus for less – but this time the Gplug gave me the vibrations and pulsations when I pressed the mode switch. I was off and running!
To switch from remote to non-remote, press the start button on the Gplug for two seconds. It will revert to non-remote mode. At that point I could manually control the toy if I liked, but remote control was so much more fun and less distracting. I'm up in years a bit and twisting to reach that area of my body can be a bit uncomfortable. I prefer using the Gplug with the remote control on, but it's good to know I may switch back and forth if I wish to do so.
I charged the Gplug the same way I charged the Gring – make sure the two magnetic dots on the toy are touching the two magnetic dots on the Gplug's charger cord. While the toy is charging the light flashes. When it's fully charged the light remains steady. The same charging times applied to the Gplug as the Gring – an hour and a half for an hour of fun.
I highly recommend both of these toys, especially when you have them working in tandem. I believe other Fun Toys work with the Gring remote control but I haven't used them so I can't say which ones do and which ones don't. If they are anything like the blast I had with the Gplug, they'll give you a full hour of knee-knocking pleasure. Use the Gring with a partner – hand him or her the Gring and give them the power to control your orgassm. These toys may be used alone or shared with a partner. A good time will be had by all!
April 27, 2016
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March 18, 2016
My Luv Box: Doc Johnson Rump Shakers Butt Plug (Medium)
Butt plugs are a wonderful toy to play with, but vibrating butt plugs are the bomb. The Doc Johnson Rump Shakers Butt Plug (medium) delivers the goods with fervor. You may buy this toy at My Luv Box. This butt plug is thick enough to please the experienced and narrow enough and comfortable enough to please the novice. It's a great introductory butt plug.
I've used a wide variety of butt plugs, running a range from very slender newbie plugs to monster Oh My God How Will That Thing Fit Up My Ass plugs. I've found I prefer the medium-sized ones. They're big enough so that I get that full feeling I enjoy that I don't get from the more slender plugs, and at the other end of the spectrum I don't feel as if there's a wedge shoved up my bum that's going to cleave me in two like an oak tree. Rump Shakers Butt Plug (medium) is right in that mid-range that I like so much. It measures 4.6 x 0.9 x 5 inches. Lightweight and streamlined, this butt plug will slide right in with no problem. It's made of PVC. Doc Johnson anti-bacterial Sil-A-Gel material. This company also uses body safe, non-toxic and phthalate-free material. Use a water-based lube with this product.
This butt plug takes 2 AA batteries. With a twist of one knob, you're buzzing in seconds. These controls are incredibly easy to use. You twist one way, you get buzz. You twist the other way you make the buzz go away. Most importantly, this toy is quiet. There's nothing more mortifying than the sound of loud buzzing of a vibrator in a very quiet room. When you hear that kind of wasp's nest you swear everyone within a five mile radius can hear it. Not this butt plug. This baby is quiet.
I used my favorite water-based lube, and it didn't take much to help this plug slide inside me. The base is flared to keep it from sliding in so far I can't get it out. This plug is hands-off. It stays in on its own without my needing to hold it in place or prevent it from sliding in too far. That freed up my hands for more fun things. The length is very comfortable. I didn't feel as if it was tapping on my spleen. It was the right width and length to both feel comfortable and arousing.
Then I turned the wheel on the controls.
Bam! Those vibes gave me an itch I was dying to scratch. I squirmed with delight on my bed as those vibrations worked their magic. I used my Lelo Soraya to stimulate my vagina and clitoris, since I like Triple Pleasure (vagina, clit, anus) which always gives me a monumental orgasm.
It didn't take long. Combining the vibrations of the butt plug with the vibrations from Soraya and I came in about ten minutes. I writhed on the bed clenching my teeth in abject pleasure like a cat jumping on an electrified floor. Spent, I collapsed on the bed, savoring my afterglow. The plug and Soraya slid right now without a problem. I cleaned both and put them back in their respective boxes. That was a very enjoyable self-fucking session.
If you're looking for a butt plug that is of a moderate size – neither too big nor too small since we're Goldilocks here – Doc Johnson's Rump Shakers butt plug in medium is the toy for you. Get your lube out and get your kit on. You'll enjoy this toy so much you will use it every day and night.
February 10, 2016
Review: Massage Me Kiss Me Edible Warming Oil - Chocolate
I'm a sucker for a sensuous, muscle-melting massage. I also will trade favors for a foot rub. My legs often hurt so a foot and calf rub goes a long way towards making me a very happy woman. I love massage oils, especially the flavored type. Since my favorite flavor is chocolate, I decided to give Massage Me Kiss Me Edible Warming Oil - Chocolate a try. As the product name says, this oil warms as you use it. Warming oils are a delightful way to awaken your sense of touch.
My husband and I often give each other foot rubs in bed. We lie at opposite ends of the waterbed with pillows under our head and our legs on top of each other with feet resting in laps. The perfect foot massage position. Our feet are within easy hand's reach so all we need do is press our fingers into tender arches. My husband loves it when I rub between his toes. I can't stand that because it tickles. Instead of rubbing me between my toes, he kneads my calves and runs his hands up and down my shins. Sheer Heaven. While giving massages without oil works just fine, it's so much nicer with that slick liquid roiling over your skin. The scent of chocolate is faint but pleasant. The taste is of mild cocoa with a touch of cayenne, like Mexican chocolate. It seemed a bit spicy to me, which was a nice change. Not super OMG CHOCOLATE! I'M GOING INTO A DIABETIC COMA! But pleasant nonetheless. I blew on my hands to see if the oil warmed and did just a little, but as I massaged the oil seemed to warm up as I used it. The effect was wonderful. Brought blood to the surface and made my feet feel even more sensitive as my husband massaged me.
A little of this massage oil goes a long way. I didn't need to use much. It's also thick. I don't like watery massage oils. They tend to get all over the place and they don't have the staying power of the thicker stuff. I didn't leave finger and hand prints in my wake when I finished using it. This massage oil is also not greasy. I didn't need a shower after our mutual foot massage. This oil provides some moisturizing which was especially welcome this cold, dry winter. It made our skin very soft and even softened callouses on our feet.
If you would like a pleasant smelling and tasting thick massage oil that warms, pick up a bottle of Massage Me Kiss Me Edible Warming Oil, chocolate flavor. Buy this oil and other intimate products at My Luv Box.
February 01, 2016
My Luv Box: Adam and Eve's Triple Pleasure Rabbit Review
Adam and Eve's Triple Pleasure Rabbit
I have always loved getting triple play action when it comes to sex play. My husband knows this and pleasures me accordingly. He sticks his index and middle fingers in my vagina, his pinky in my anus, and he toys with my clit with his thumb. I squirm and squeal and make little kitten noises. When he does this he kinda looks like a redneck holding a bowling ball. So I call it the Bowling Ball Maneuver.
Imagine my sheer joy when I discovered that there are sex toys that do the same thing. I was delighted! So was my husband since maneuvering your hand like that makes it cramp easily. He has arthritis and even though he enjoys giving me pleasure it comes at a price. So now he can be like those therapists in the late 1890s and early 1900s who treated Victorian women for hysteria. Instead of working your arm and hand until you needed to dose them in an ice bath to ease the pain, you use a vibrator to do the work for you. That was the first use of vibrators. It's why they were invented. They were medical aids used by doctors to treat women with an ailment that didn't actually exist, but I figure the women enjoyed the "treatment" so much they came back for more. If only the doctors taught their husbands the techniques. They would never have had to return to the doc. But that is money out of doc's pocket, so he wouldn't want to give up his trade secrets.
Adam and Eve makes such a sex toy, which pleases me since Adam and Eve is a fine sex toy company. It's one of my favorites. You can rely on an Adam and Eve toy to be well-made and long-lasting. The Adam and Eve Triple Pleasure Rabbit gives the Bowling Ball Maneuver a run for its money. At only $60.99, you get lots of knee-knocking bang for your buck. The toy is phthalate-free and made of high-quality silicone – one of the best materials for sex toys – and it is 10 inches long. Longer than nature intended, with all the fun packed in. It's also 1 inch wide so you won't feel like an oak tree being cleaved in two. It takes 3 AA batteries. This toy is waterproof so take it in the bath with you. I didn't use it in the bath – I used it in bed – but I could easily bathe with it.
It's not overly heavy, which is a nice switch since these types of rabbits tend to weigh a ton. My wrist didn't give out for a change. The controls are also easy to use. When you hold the rabbit while using it, your thumb naturally falls right in place over the right buttons. It's just a matter of memorizing which ones do what and that's easy enough. This toy does it all – vibrates, pulsates, escalates, rotates. There are so many variations of all that movement that you'll likely never use all of them. I tried various speeds, pulsations, and escalations. All of them were good. I controlled the power and intensity, which was easy and exactly what I wanted.
Insertion was easy. I used a water-based lube and inserted the main body of the rabbit. The anal stimulator fell right in place and I gently guided it in with no problem. The clit bumper was positioned properly. Everything was in place and ready to go. While I enjoy vaginal and clit action at once, when you combine them with anal stimulation you get OMG EXPLOSIONS! It's as if Michael Bay directed my sex play.
This sex toy did its job quickly without being too fast because I controlled the stimulations. I like that. Coming too quickly is no problem because you'll have multiple orgasms with this rabbit. So hop to it and head to My Luv Box and pick up the Adam and Eve Triple Pleasure Rabbit for yourself. Does the woman you love have a birthday coming up? Is it your anniversary? This rabbit would make a sensational gift you both may enjoy. Get it, use it, and invent your own variation of the Bowling Ball Maneuver. You will have a blast. Michael Bay directed or otherwise.
January 20, 2016
My Luv Box: Lelo Soraya Review
I have long had a love affair with Lelo sex toys. I own Liv, Lily, Nea, Gigi, and Luna beads. As the years progress, Lelo toys only get better and better. I'm going to tell you all about Soraya, Lelo's streamlined rabbit, and you'll want to buy one immediately. Soraya isn't the only Lelo toy you may find at My Luv Box. Check out the site for more selections.
First, let's get the particulars out of the way. Soraya is an 8 ¾ inch vibrator with an insertable size just thick enough to make me purr. The insertable size is 5 by 1 ½ inches. Not too big, not too small. Just right. Like Goldilocks. Like all Lelo toys, this one is rechargeable which means you don't have to mess with pesky wires getting tangled between your legs and harshing your cool. The charge time is about two hours and the run time is four hours continuous use on full charge. There's plenty of time for you to enjoy Soraya without having to recharge it.
The toy is lightweight, which is very good since I've noticed many high tech rabbits are a bit on the heavy side. Trying to get off when your wrist aches isn't fun. The controls are also easy to use. You don't have to be fluent in Braille to use Soraya's controls. With a press of a button you may change the pulsations and vibrations as well as the speed. There are 8 unique vibration modes, and all of them are serious yum. I prefer a constant hum at a mid-level of intensity, and then I ramp up the intensity the closer I come to orgasm.
I've used many rabbits. Some are too heavy. Some are too cumbersome. Some are just too damned big. Some are frankly ugly. Some have buttons that are hard to use. Even the LED lighting doesn't help. Some are too loud. Some have vibrations that are too intense and the controls are hard to use. The unwieldy ones make me want to put the toy back in its box and never use it again. Soraya has none of those problems. It's a beautifully-desinged sex toy – streamlined and classy looking. It doesn't look like a gigantic purple glitter penis. It's lightweight with pleasant vibrations and pulsations. It has elegant packaging. It even has its own satin pouch. It's rechargeable, which is always a big plus in my book.
Best of all is the way it makes me feel. The vibrations are designed to be positioned in the perfect spots. No twisting is necessary to make sure my sweet spots are hit at the same time. I can move it back and forth for additional pleasure. It also doesn’t feel like I'm impaling myself when I use it. I could go for hours using Soraya, which means that four hour continuous charge is a good thing.
The vibrations are also pleasant. They aren't so strong that I go numb. I can control that. I can make the shaft and clit stimulator run independent of each other, too. Always a plus in a rabbit.
The clit stim is positioned in such a way that it accurately homes in on my clitoris. I don't have to use deft hand maneuvers to get the vibes in the right places.
Soraya is made of skin-safe materials. Silicone and medical –grade plastic, to be specific It also has a metallic coat. It has an ABS core. This toy comes in three colors – deep rose, cerise, and black.
When you buy Soraya, it comes in a fancy black box with the toy nestled snugly in its spot. The charger is in its own section and a small pouch for the toy sits beneath it. You also get a moisturizer sample, an instruction booklet, and your warranty. The packaging is very classy, which is what you expect from Lelo.
As usual, Lelo delivered. It hit it out of the park with Soraya. I can't recommend this vibrator enough. If you like rabbits but find them sometimes to be as cumbersome as I do, you must purchase Soraya. Get one for yourself and someone you love.
November 05, 2015
Emotional Bliss Intimate Massagers
Emotional Bliss Intimate Massagers is holding a massive Indiegogo campaign, and you must get in on it! Here's the link to Emotional Bliss's Indiegogo campaign. Founded by Paul Telford working with Julia Cole an eminent British Psychosexual Therapist working in collaboration with Relate and The College of Sexual and Relationship Therapists (CORST), with over 300+ Psychosexual Therapists from the UK, Europe, USA and Australia based on the pioneering work undertaken in the 60's by Masters and Johnson in the USA. Emotional Bliss has evolved through a better understanding of how to stimulate the orgasmic platform, the most sexually responsive area within the female body.
Founder Paul Telford rightly said, "Every woman has the right to embrace their natural orgasm. Now... and throughout their lives."
I've reviewed two of Emotional Bliss's vibrators, the Femblossom and the Womolia. Both are fab. Here are my reviews. Read them, and participate in the campaign.
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February 11, 2015
Sex Toy Review: Impress G
I love rabbit-type vibrators, an the Impress G is a fine one. This rabbit is thick at the tip and narrow at the base, making me feel all filled up and then some. It's made of silicone, my favorite material. So soft and supple, yet pliable enough to move with me. The clit stimulator is large and effective. This rabbit has dual motors, one in the clit stimulator and one in the shaft. Which is as it should be. I enjoyed the wide variety of sensations of 12 intense functions of vibration, pulsation and escalation plus progressive speeds. Trust me - you won't be bored with this vibrator.
I also like that it's seamless and aerodynamic. This is a sleek and fancy looking vibrator. It effectively combines form and function. It's not heavy and the controls are easy to find and use. You don't have to play hunt-and-peck. I also get auto lock which makes things even more enjoyable.
Rabbits are a girl's best friend, and this is a fab rabbit. You can't go wrong with it. Pick up your Impress G today. I'm impressed!
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Sex Toy Review: Power Play Triple Teaser
The Power Play Triple Teaser by California Exotics is a delight to play with. This vibrator homes in on four pleasure areas - your vagina, your taint, your G-spot, and your clitoris. There's nothing as pleasurable as a quadrupal-whammy. I love the way this vibe feels with the combination of sensations in four of my most sensitive areas. With the additional stimulation on my taint (and anus), as well as the G-spot and clit sim, I'm guaranteed intense orgasms.
The silicone vibe is skin-safe and easy to keep clean. It also feels sleek and smooth. The controls are easy to use. I just slap on a little lube, slide the vibe in place, and play to my heart's content. At approximately 7 ounces, this baby isn't too heavy, which is a problem I've seen with other, similar vibrators. This lightweight delight is fun to use. It has three speeds for lots of variety. I like the fastest speed best but all three are a delight to enjoy. There's nothing as enjoyable as getting all your erogenous zones tickled at the same time. Talk about powerful!
I recommend this vibe for women who enjoy multiple sensations, especially G-spot orgasms. You can't go wrong with the Power Play Triple Teaser.
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December 18, 2014
Sex Toy Review: Pocket Exotics Vibrating Double Gold Bullets
The Pocket Exotics Vibrating Double Gold Bullets was a perfect choice for the holiday season with the festive gold color. The dual bullets provide lots of combinations for extremely enjoyable sex play. I could share one with my husband so he can use it at the same time I do. Or I could insert one bullet and use the other on my clit. Or use one bullet on my clit and the other on my nipples. The possibilities are endless! The multiple speeds give lots of variety, too. I prefer to start off fast and end with a screaming orgasm. The speeds aren't so intense I go numb, either. The toy is quiet and doesn't disturb anyone in adjoining rooms. The batteries also last a very long time, so I may use this toy at my leisure.
This is a very versatile, compact and powerful pocket vibe, just as it says on the box. If you enjoy external stimulation you'd enjoy this toy very much. Also, your partner may use one bullet on you while you use the other on yourself. So many possibilities! Perfect for solo or partnered play, you can't go wrong with these Vibrating Double Gold Bullets.
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