May 20, 2014
Sex Toy Review: Coco-Licious Hide & Play Lipstick Vibrator
Have you ever seen the movie "Mimic"? It's about gigantic, man-sized cockroaches living in New York sewers that pass themselves off as humans wearing trench coats. The movie is great fun, but the short story by Donald A. Wollheim is even better. The gist of it is that many creatures mimic other animals, plants, and objects to hide from prey - or to hide themselves when they are acting as predators. Walking sticks, leaf bugs, Viceroy butterflies, and angler fish are examples of these kinds of wildlife.
I was always fascinated by creatures that mimic other creatures. So imagine my delight when I was given the Coco-Licious Hide & Play Lipstick Vibrator to review. I've always wanted one of these. It looks like a little lipstick you carry in your purse, but it's not a lipstick. It's a vibrator. So if you drop your purse and everything in it comes tumbling out, you won't be caught with a huge dong. This lipstick vibe slips right under the radar, which is why it is perfect for travel.
There is no real lipstick involved here. You can't get any lip color from it. It only looks like a classic red rolled up lipstick in a black lacquer case. Very realistic.
I like it for other reasons, too. Don't be fooled by its size. It's a powerful little thing with 8 vibrations, pulsations, and escalations. I tried them all and I like to vary my sensations. Sometimes I like a steady stream and other times I like a tapping pulse, especially while I'm coming. The push-button design works beautifully. Just press it and it works. Hold the button down to turn it off. Easy peasy.
It's phthalate-free and may be used in or out of water. I used it as a clit stimulator. It focused its attention directly on me or around me, depending on how I held it. This vibe is very good at pinpoint precision. It has no scent of any kind. Safe to use, it's a fabulous little vibe to carry on your person for mid-day romps or for travel.
Now that I've enjoyed a vibe that mimics a lipstick, I think I'll watch that movie again. I especially like "Mimic" because Guillermo del Toro co-wrote and directed it. He's one of my favorite movie directors. Go get your lipstick vibe today!
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March 23, 2014
Sex Toy Review: Body and Soul Sultry
I looked forward to using my new Body and Soul Sultry the moment it arrived in the mail. I love thick vibes and this one pleased me no end. It's also made of silicone, my favorite material. Silicone is smooth and supple. The best material for sex toys, in my not so humble opinion.
This vibe fits comfortably in my hand so I don't get cramped. It's also not too heavy, which is a big plus. I don't care much for honking big vibes so Sultry is exactly my speed. And did I say it's ribbed? No? Well, it's ribbed nicely along the shaft in the perfect place to please me - my labia and just inside the vagina. Those ribs also rub against my clit.
This vibe is curved the end for G-spot stimulation. It homed right in on that baby and gave me one hell of a G-spot orgasm. It didn't hurt or provide too much pressure like some G-spot vibes do. It also found the spot easily. This is a very good G-spot vibrator.
I get multiple stimulation from this vibrator, and top that with the five functions and five speeds and you have a winner. I like the slower speeds in the beginning and I work my way up to the faster ones right before climaxing. Each function is unique and I like all of them. The buttons are easy to press without my having to interrupt my play to look at the vibe to see where to press. They're very user friendly.
All in all, this is a nice vibe, especially for a beginner. It's easy to use, small, pretty, and best of all, it delivers the goods. I highly recommend it.
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February 13, 2014
Sex Toy Review: 10-Function Silicone Love Rider Butterfly Lover
This month I received the 10-Function Silicone Love Rider Butterfly Lover for review. I enjoyed this big sex toy very much. I like 'em big enough to fill me up, and this vibrator does exactly that. It's shaped like a classic butterfly vibrator. The butterfly attachment is larger than others I've seen so it covers more ground. I like that. The vibratory sensations are more wide-spread as well as intense. It takes two AA batteries that last a very long time. Of course, as is the case with butterflies, this vibe has two motors - one in the shaft and one in the butterfly.
The material is sturdy silicone in pink. While it's fairly rigid, it gives with me as I move with it. It's not uncomfortable at all, and comfort is king. I may or may not use the suction cup base at my leisure. It sticks to a flat-seated chair very well.
This delightful vibrator has 10 different vibration, pulsation, and escalation functions. I may pick and choose from a wide variety of combinations. It's fun to start with several different combos and then as I come, switch immediately. The sensation is fantastic! It even has a very handy memory chip so it shifts to the last function I used.
This device turns on and off easily with the touch of a finger. I don't have to look at it to work it. All in all, this is a delightful sex toy that did the job it is designed to do and more! I like it very much and I highly recommend it to my readers.
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December 19, 2013
Sex Toy Review: Silicone Jack Rabbit One Touch
I like a good rabbit vibrator, so when the Silicone Jack Rabbit One Touch arrived in my mailbox, I was delighted. This toy is everything I want in a rabbit vibrator. The purple color is very pleasing to the eye. Silicone is my favorite material since it's soft and hypoallergenic. You can't go wrong with silicone. This toy takes 2 AAA batteries.
There is a wide variety of vibrations, pulsations, and escalations - just the way I like it. I prefer the steady stream of vibrations as well as the very quick, tapping pulses. I switch back and forth between these vibrations as I use the toy. The shaft is not rigid so it moves with me, and I move a lot when I play. This flexibility makes the toy very comfortable to use. The end of the shaft is big and bulbous, filling me up and then some. I like feeling filled up by vibrators. That way I know something is inside me. That sensation is very pleasant. I grip the shaft which also feel very good.
The controls are very easy to use. I don't have to guess how to turn it on and off or change the sensations as I use it. I just press a button. This vibe also is not very heavy - a problem I've noticed with some rabbit vibrators. It's lightweight, making it more enjoyable to use.
I'm very happy with this jack rabbit one touch, and I highly recommend it to women on the hunt for a good rabbit vibrator.
November 17, 2013
Sex Toy Review: Enchanted Thrusting Butterfly
The Enchanted Thrusting Butterfly is a delicious TPE vibrator perfect for women who love the best types of thrusting vibrators out there. I love a good rabbit-styled vibrator, especially the ones that thrust, and this one is just the ticket. It's a classic purple and clear, and tapered at the end for easy insertion. The thrusting action is intense and exactly what I wanted. The vibrations, rotations, pulsations, and escalations are so delicious I made adorable little kitten noises as I got aroused. Meow! Purr! Purr! Purr! Nice pussy is very happy!
This delightful vibe is lightweight and easy to turn on and off. The controls are very easy to use. I can feel it quite well, too. This vibe is a good weight. It's not too heavy - a problem I've run into with other ornate rabbit vibrators. This one gets me all gooey inside, and that's a good thing.
The vibe is quiet and very enjoyable to use. I just lie back and I don't have to think of England when I use it because I'm having too much of a good time. It's not only a ver effective sex toy, it looks fab. I like the unique shape. It's easy on the eyes and easy on the pussy. I love all the varied vibrations and intense sensations I get from this sex toy. Now I have a wonderful thrusting vibrator! It's a keeper!
Christmas is coming. Looking for a gift for that special someone? Buy her a thrusting vibrator, preferably this one. She'll thank you profusely in many ways that will please you no end. This is a wonderful vibrator that delivers every promise made by thrusting vibrators. If you like that feeling of being jackhammered, this is the toy for you.
September 18, 2013
Sex Toy Review: Colt Rider
I wanted a vibe that would make me back up and say, "Woah, BIG!" The Colt Rider is it. This isn't a tiny little beginner's vibrator. Nuh uh. This baby will split me in two. Which is exactly what I wanted. While I like the clitoral stimulation, sometimes I want to be penetrated by something the size of an angus bull. No kidding!
A vibe as massive and as intimidating as this one can come in only two colors - black or red. No other colors need apply. I like my blues and purples but those colors can't contain the tree trunk that is the Colt Rider. If you're looking for BIG, look no further.
Now to get the specs out of the way. This vibe takes 3 AAA batteries. It measures 5.5” x 1.75”/14 cm x 4.5 cm. It has 10 whopping functions of intense vibration, pulsation and escalation. The controls are easy to use - just a touch turns it (and you) on. The LED also provides light in the dark for you so you don't have to feel like you need to read Braille to find the right button.
I used lube with this baby since my pussy took one look at it and said, "Lubricant. NOW!" Slather it on and slide it in. The silicone shaft is smooth and soft. I like silicone. It's my favorite material. The varied vibrations and pulsations are intense. Along with the length and especially thickness of this whopper, I was immensely pleased. Once it was inside, there was no turning back.
It was quiet for such a huge thing, but don't let its silence fool you. This baby packs a wallop. My orgasms were frequent and intense. Plus I came over and over again; wave upon wave of orgasms. It's easy to pretend this vibe comes attached to a hard body you'd see only in porn movies. I let my imagination run amok, and I was rewarded. If I smoked, I'd have needed an entire pack of cigarettes!
Suffice to say Colt Rider is a toy to bring to your bed with or without a partner. It'll outlast him, that's for sure. She'd definitely get off watching her get off on it. Share and share alike. Just writing this review is getting me worked up. I think I'll go now. I have something waiting for me in the bedroom. :)
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August 26, 2013
Sex Toy Review: Posh Wave Silicone Ice Massager
I had heard for years about these little vibrators you fill with water, freeze, and then use. I have always wanted one, and now I own one. Posh Silicone Ice Massager - Wave is a concept that worked beautifully in my imagination, but didn't deliver in reality as well as I had hoped it would. This toy comes with a fillable silicone sleeve, a bullet vibrator, and six watch batteries (three for the toy and three spares).
I filled the silicone sleeve with water as instructed leaving enough room to deeply insert the bullet vibrator. I stored it upside-down easily on my freezer's door, held in place by a bag of slivered almonds and a container of homemade chili powder. The water froze without a hitch. The first time I filled it with too much water and I had to wait for the ice to melt before trying again. The second time was just right.
Then came the big problem - the bullet vibrator. I may have received a faulty bullet. First there was problem number one, I didn't know three of the batteries were already inside the bullet, so when I went to remove the protective cover, the batteries flew out like confetti. I recovered two but lost the third. It's in the bathroom... somewhere. So that left the other three batteries. Once I figured out how they went in, which took a number of tries, I had to prevent them from flipping over, which was a pain. I had a clue when the first battery went in and the vibe buzzed at me for a second. Once I inserted the other two, it was time to screw on the cap. That was problem number two - the threads of the cap weren't made well so the top wouldn't screw on smoothly. I'm right-handed, so I tried screwing the cap onto the bullet. After a few unsuccessful and frustrating tries, I figured out that I needed to use my left hand to screw the bullet onto the cap. Then came problem number three - the bullet would turn on but wouldn't turn off no matter how many times I pressed the button. Problem number four was that the charge often slipped off, and the vibe would either stop buzzing or the vibrations would reduce greatly to the point that I could barely feel them. I had to adjust the screw-on cap to get the vibrations to the right intensity. That's not how the bullet was supposed to work. I was supposed to turn it on or off with that button, and there should have been seven functions of vibration, escalation, and pulsation. I couldn't get the bullet to work for the life of me.
Due to the problems I had with this particular bullet, the joy of using this toy escaped me. I didn't find the vibrations to be powerful enough to enjoy using the toy. At least it was waterproof as I expected it would be. It also was cool but not as cold as I would have liked. Maybe I needed to make sure the sleeve was properly filled with water, but I was certain it was. Any more ice in there and I wouldn't have been able to slide in the bullet. Once inside far enough the bullet stayed in place. If it wasn't in far enough the vibrations caused it to slide out. It did feel good though, especially in this hot and humid unusual Massachusetts weather. This toy isn't limited to use on my clitoris and pussy lips. I ran it all over my legs and arms. I even used it on my nipples. A big plus for this toy is that it came with batteries - three to use in the toy and three spares. Sex toys most often come without batteries, so not only getting enough to use but also getting spares was more than welcome. The concept was lots of fun, even though the toy had its problems. It would have been wonderful to use with an interested partner. I think this toy is ideal for couples who like to tease each other.
All in all, my experience with the Ice Massager left quite a bit to be desired, but I think it was because of a faulty bullet. If I had a properly working bullet with lots of power I would have been much happier. It had lots of promise - a chilled toy; waterproof; lots of variety of vibration, escalation, and pulsation; batteries included; a unique concept. It would make an interesting and fun massage toy. It's definitely designed for external use, but that use isn't limited to your genitals. I'll see if I can track down a better waterproof bullet and use it with this toy. I have a feeling I missed quite a bit that I shouldn't have missed.
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July 26, 2013
Sex Toy Review - Posh Silicone Bounding Bunny
I like rabbit vibrators. Posh 10 Function Silicone Bounding Bunny is a rabbit that appeals to my picky nature. It's a classy-looking vibrator for a good price. I have the purple one, but you can get it in pink, orange, and blue. Purple is one of my favorite colors, so this was a perfect fit.
The silicone material is very soft and skin-safe, which is why it is my favorite material. The solid, pliable shaft is slender, just the way I like it. I don't like huge, OMG MONSTER VIBRATOR!-looking sex toys. I don't want to be cleaved in two, although occasionally I do like that sensation. This sleek and slim vibe filled me up perfectly, and the vibrations were powerful and varied to keep me interested. I like the quick pulsations towards the end and the steady hum at the beginning. As is the case with rabbits, there is one motor in the vibe itself and one in the bunny attachment. That rabbit's ears sure did their work on me! There was no doubt as to what they were supposed to do. I also didn't go numb as I do with some rabbit vibrators. The vibrations and pulsations were at a good level for me.
This vibe is easy to clean and I store it in its box. There are no seams to irritate me, and the controls are very easy to use. Just a flick of my thumb and the vibe turns on and off. I don't have to look at it and break my concentration. It also wasn't heavy. Too many high-end rabbits are too heavy for me to hold without my hand cramping. This one doesn't do that too me. Good!
I'm very satisfied with this delightful Posh Silicone Bounding Bunny, and I recommend it to women who want a good, classic rabbit vibrator.
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June 22, 2013
Sex Toy Review: Body & Soul 10-Function Transcend
Body & Soul 10-Function Transcend is a very powerful little vibrator. It fits comfortably in the palm of my hand. This two-speed vibrator is very powerful and it packs one hell of a punch. I like to alternate between the speeds, starting slowly and building up to a crescendo.
The plastic material is rigid, which is my favorite type of massager. I like the way the massager is shaped. It fits easily in my hand, as I said. I have very powerful orgasms thanks to this vibe. It certainly transcends other, similar vibrators.
I can use the bullet separately as its own sex toy, but I prefer to use it with the body massager. It's good for more than orgasms, though. I used it on my sore shoulder blade, which gets that way from too much typing. The powerful vibrations felt very good, and they eased the ache in my back.
The only problem I had with this massager is that it's a tad noisy. I'm used to quiet toys, and this one buzzed too loudly for my taste. Otherwise, it's a very good massager than has multiple uses - not just for sex play. I'm very satisfied with it.
June 07, 2013
Remote Control Toys For Grown-Up Boys
Remote control planes and monster trucks provide hours of entertainment for many boys, but boys become men, and men enjoy toys of a different kind. The excitement of adult remote control devices mirrors the attractions of childhood’s mechanical toys; their unpredictability and the pleasure of being in control which they offer.
Men who get a unique thrill out of being the controlled one in the bedroom can use sex aids such as vibrating cock-rings which may be turned on and off wirelessly, via remote. There are also remote control sex toys for women which are sure to introduce excitement to lacklustre sex lives.
Many adventurous couples find engaging in risqué sexual activities in public a huge turn-on. Next time you and your significant other are invited to a dull event, you could spice things up by each wearing a concealed vibrating device that can be operated at a distance via a cunningly disguised remote.
If you prefer to keep your sex games restricted to the bedroom, a battery-operated device still provides plenty of enjoyment, and a cock ring which has variable speeds provides extra control. Pair a ring for him with a vibrating bullet-shaped device for her, add some pleasure-enhancing lube, and you will experience hours of scintillating, sensuous pleasure.
There is no reason why being the object of a man’s control should serve his sexual needs only – remote control panties which are invisible beneath clothing are great for women who like to experiment out of doors.
A design which incorporates a massaging egg that may be controlled wirelessly presents a novel way to experience heart-stopping sexual stimulation in the middle of a park or a crowded street – discreet devices such as these allow lovers to really use their imaginations.
The fluttery feeling of a vibrating egg or ring provides the kind of energizing buzz which stepping into a cold shower does. Vibrating toys which are waterproof can also be used in the shower, enhancing the tactile thrill of water on skin. Whether you like to control or be controlled, there are many devices which will add variety to your sex life.