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Sex Toy Review: Rechargeable Precious Metals Jewels - The Princess

I'm always on the lookout for a new and innovative vibrator, especially a rabbit, which happens to be one of my favorites. So imagine my delight when I discovered the Rechargeable Precious Metals Jewels - The Princess. I like this vibrator for several reasons. It's a rabbit. It's rechargeable in a very unusual way. It's called "The Princess", which is one of my nicknames.

I chose the purple Princess since purple is one of my favorite colors. What I thought was very innovative about this vibe was that it recharges on my computer! It has a USB port. Now that's different. Of course, my computer is out in the open so I wrapped the Princess in a small towel so prying (and embarrassed) eyes wouldn't see it. The cat sure wanted it, though. He tried to play with it, thinking it was a very expensive cat toy. Go away, furball.

It didn't take long for the Princess to charge. The controls were also user-friendly. You don't know how to read to use them. The images on the buttons say it all. Plus those buttons light up so I can see in the dark. I enjoyed all four vibration and rotation speeds, especially the faster speeds on the clit stimulator. The shaft was nice and thick, just the way I like it. The Princess is unlike many men. It can last forever. It doesn't squirt cum all over you. It doesn't deflate after it's finished. And it rotates and vibrates. The moment human males are selected by evolution to have rotating and vibrating penises, the human race will explode in more ways than one!

Until then, we women will enjoy rabbit vibrators like the Princess. And these vibrators have lasting power!

I used a little lubricant on the head so that the Princess slid into me without a problem. Oh it was thick! There was plenty to grip and thanks to my Ben Wa balls I'm very good at gripping. The clit stim was in the right location. It's also a rather broad clit stim so it not only teased my clit, it also vibrated against my labia. The shaft felt nice and soft, since it's made of TPR. It moved with me and was flexible enough to have some give. It was far from rigid. It was shaped a bit like the Michelin Man so it had its own texture as it slid in.

The vibrations felt excruciatingly wonderful both inside my pussy and outside against my clit and labia. I pressed the buttons over and over again to try out different speeds and rotations. As usual, my pussy was so tight it stopped the rotations in their tracks. Those Ben Wa balls did their job! When I came - which wasn't too long after insertion - I had to bite my lip from crying out and making too much noise.

And that brings me to the only disadvantage of the Princess - it's loud. I'm used to quieter vibrators so when this one roared I was afraid my family heard it in the next room. I doubt it but still, I get paranoid. When it's beneath the blankets and inside me it's considerably quieter. I'm not sure why it's loud but it's not the quietest vibrator I've ever used.

Aside of the buzzing, the Princess is a fantastic rabbit vibrator that is rechargeable. I love rechargeable vibes because they're so much easier to deal with. No batteries to run out! I highly recommend the Princess but remember it's a bit noisy. Otherwise, this is one vibrator you should add to your sex toys collection. You may find this vibrator at California Exotics.

Intensity By Jopen

When I first heard about Intensity by Jopen I was intrigued. I had written about it before as a blog post so I was already familiar with it. This sex toy did it all. It had g-spot stimulation, rabbit ears to tickle my clit, and a thick shaft. So when I had a chance to try it out and review it for Jopen I couldn't pass up that chance.

This is a luxury vibrator unlike any other. Intensity is designed for both pleasure and for exercising your pelvic floor. When used regularly, you tighten your Kegel muscles which results in a stronger and tighter pelvic floor. Your arousal is more intense. Your orgasms are more intense. And it just feels so damned good! I'm talking knee-knocking, dance on the table in a biker bar intense gleeful bliss.

What makes it special are several things. One, it's made of high-quality silicone. If you're prone to allergic reactions to materials - especially the likes of jelly rubber - you likely won't react to this one. It has G-spot, vaginal, and clitoral stimulation as I already mentioned, It also inflates like a balloon at a carnival - and this is one hell of a carnival! I  just pump the handle whilst the shaft is inside me and I feel it get bigger and bigger. Wow! I liked that filled-up and plugged sensation. Elvis has entered the building! To deflate it I just pressed a small black button on the back of the handle. Then I pulled it out.

Then there are the electrodes at the tip of the shaft. Yes, electrodes. I've used electrosex toys before so I was dying to try this out. I was shocked - shocked, I say! - at how good it felt. When charged up and stimulating me on the inside, my Kegels automatically tightened around the vibrator's inflated shaft. I was so aroused by the intensity (har!) of this sex toy I rose up on the bed, doubled over with pleasure. Important - don't turn on the electrodes unless Intensity is inside you.

The instruction manual made everything plain as day. Directions were very simple. Insert your batteries in the base of the vibrator. Slather some lube on the shaft. Rub on some of the electrode gel on the two electrodes on the shaft. The gel comes in a tube that is included when you buy Intensity. Then, insert the shaft into your vagina and get ready for the ride of your life. Once inside, I inflated it until it felt as good as could be. Don't over-inflate! The two buttons on the left side control the vibrations. I preferred a heavy and intense vibration. The two buttons on the right control the intensity of the stimulations coming from the electrodes. I preferred a milder sensation when it came to the electrode stimulations. i enjoyed four of the five incremental stimulation speeds. As I played I could see the lights on the LED light up, guiding my way.

Overall, Intensity is a fine vibrator and Kegel exerciser. It's not particularly loud so I didn't disturb anyone whilst using it. I especially liked the combination of inflation, vibrations, and electro stimulation. Like I said, I've used electrosex toys before and I like them. This is an expensive vibrator but trust me - it's worth ever red cent. I highly recommend it.

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Strengthening your Kegels (a. k. a. your pelvic floor) is very easy. Intensity will help you do this. Intensity has an inflation pump that helps the vibrator fit the contours of your body. You may adjust it so that it fits you perfectly. This vibrator inflates and deflates to give you the perfect girth for your pleasure. This is truly a very personal and unique vibrator. You choose the size and stimulation level that feels comfortable for you. Clamp down around Intensity using your Kegel muscles. That action strengthens and tones your Kegels. Intensity also massages your G-spot and your external erogenous zones including your clitoris and labia, making this vibrator an absolute joy to use. Intensity brings you the best of two worlds: sexual pleasure and sexual exercise. You'll exercise and not even feel like you're doing it! That's pleasure in and of itself.

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Review: Ladygasm Women's Sex Toys

The Ladygasm web site is easy on the eyes. The black text on white background is easy to read and the pictures give a personal flair to the site. The pictures of sex toys are easy to see and large enough so you can tell what you're looking at. The color scheme is also very pleasant. Pastels that are good enough to eat. The "How Do You Feel Today" theme works on so many levels. Moods listed are "like having a quick orgasm", "like a realistic experience", "like having an adventure", and "like playing with your partner".

Ladygasm sex toys were made by women for women with a woman's sexual needs in mind. Ladygasm interviewed lots of women to find out what kinds of sex toys they liked and what kinds they didn't like. The answers lie on the Ladygasm web site. Over the past few years, Ladygasm noticed sex toys manufacturers were creating sex toys based on gimmicks - not on what really brought women to orgasm. They don't believe you have to blow your bank account or read an instruction manual to show you how to use a sex toy. You'll find the best sex toys for women chosen by women at Ladygasm.

The sex toys on the Ladygasm web site are familiar in style (stuff I like and I'm a woman) and very elegant, even the realistic ones. There are powerful Ladygasm bullets as well as a Ladygasm Hitachi Wand. The Ladygasm Rose Vibrator even fits in your purse. One of Ladygasm's rabbits not only has a rotating head but a thrusting shaft. There are also G-spot vibrators that actually hit your G-spot and won't have to hunt for it.

Other sex toys include anal toys, couples toys, adventure, dildos, and lube. The three dildos are named Alex, Brian, and Flex. Alex is average whilst Bria is large. Flex does what its name says. The spine is flexible so you may position it any way you wish. Ladygasms anal toys range from beginner's toys to toys for those with lots of anal sex experience. One of the anal toys is also a fab G-spot massager!

There are many fine sex toys for couples on the Ladygasm site. Whether you like anal toys or a Ladygasm Hitachi Wand, Ladygasm has a well-made and reasonably-priced sex toy for your couples' needs. There are a couple of men's toys here, like the Fleshlight stamina training unit to help your man last longer to give both of you pleasure. You'll also find an Autoblow and Fleshlight for men here so that you as a couple may play together. The couple that loves together, stays together.

The four sex toys in the adventure section are indeed adventurous. The Ladygasm Hitachi Wand is both a powerful massage tool and a vibrator. Use it for massage or to pleasure yourself and/or your partner. There are also two fine and upgraded rabbits for a very reasonable price as well as a clit/vag/G-spot stimulator that will have you rolling in orgasms in no time.

Finally, you get ID Glide lubricant, one of the best lubricants on the market today. Choose between three different sizes to tend to your most intimate needs. Choose a big bottle for home or the smaller sizes for your purse or travel. Always keep ID Glide by your side. You never know when you may need it.

The Ladygasm web site has everything you could possibly want in high quality sex toys. These toys aren't cheap plastic monstrosities full of gimmicks nor do they fall apart easily. The site is easy to navigate and shopping is a breeze. Descriptions of products are quick and easy to read. You learn all you need to know in a paragraph or two. No long instructions! The photos are well made and show off each product very well. The pastel color scheme with black writing on white background is easy on the eyes, very feminine, and quite pleasant. Contact information and the phone number are easily accessible at the top of the page.

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Babeland Review: Solar Bullet

When I first heard about solar powered sex toys, I had to try the wave of the future. So the moment I had a chance to review the Solar Bullet I jumped at the chance. Here's the Babeland description of this delightful sex toy: "Get off on saving the planet with the Solar Bullet vibe. Eight hours of exposure to sunshine provides one hour of blissful two-speed vibration against your clit, balls, perineum... you decide. Makes a perfect gift for your favorite tree-hugging pleasure-seeker, or bring it on your next camping trip. To top it all off, the box is printed to environmentally responsible Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) standards."

I wanted to test this baby out and see for myself whether or not a solar powered sex toy could hold a charge.

It sure does. Much better than the solar powered purple Halloween lights I bought at the same time this bullet arrived in the mail. I live in an apartment in New England and this time of year the sun drops from the sky at about 4:30 in the afternoon. Not much time for sunlight. Still, this solar bullet was able to build and maintain a nice charge for many hours. I wish my Halloween lights would have done that but they didn't. The solar bullet proved to me that solar powered objects need not be a lot of work and aggravation to charge and operate.

I didn't have to rely only on sunlight, either. I kept the solar bullet and my Halloween lights beneath a bedroom lamp an entire morning and afternoon. The solar bullet has worked since like a charm. The Halloween lights? Not so much. It shouldn't be that hard for those things to light up, but they won't. Maybe I should plug the Halloween lights into the solar bullet's power pack, and maybe they'll finally accept a charge. Nah, not a good idea. I returned the Halloween lights to the store but I've been using this solar bullet nearly every night and it's given me the most amazing orgasms.

This solar bullet is much more powerful than other clitoral vibrators I own. It packs its power directly onto my clit with vibrations more intense than the the other sex toys I use. The only disadvantage is the first time I used it I came too quickly. It felt that good. Then again, I'd been eager to use it all day so I was already revved up. Since then I've spaced out my orgasms and the solar bullet keeps me happy for as long as I like. When I come with this vibrator I double over with pleasure. That's how good it feels. All I need do is sit in near my bedroom window and the light that manages to make it into the apartment charges it just fine. I then top it off by sitting the solar bullet under my bedroom lamp. A light on the side lets me know it's charging.

I highly recommend this delightful sex toy to anyone who wants to try out a solar powered vibrator. I've never used anything like this before and it was great fun. It's small enough for travel and I don't need to plug it in (obviously) so it can sit near a hotel room window and it will charge just fine. This powerful bullet packs a wallop, too. I know those reading my review will enjoy is as much as I have.

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Babeland Review: Slimline Pirates Rocket Vibrator

Pirates Rocket Vibrator - with abject apologies to Robert Lewis Stevenson and "Treasure Island"

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
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A vibe that surpasses the best of the best
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
With gleaming gems on a rounded base
And a velvety finish to suit her taste
Her climax will make her little heart race
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the lover's mark!
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Three designs to make her sweat
Two vibe patterns her desires are met
And intensity levels she'll never forget
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Fifteen men of 'em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed her virtue,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Skull and crossbones on the shaft
Batteries, buy them in a two-pack
Eight inches of joy without any slack
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

This delightful pocket vibe is patterned after the popular "Pirates" and "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" porn movie series. This movie series has released a series of pirate-themed sex toys that are quite amusing to behold - and joy to use. The Pirates Rocket Vibrator comes in three kitschy designs, all shown below.

All you need are two C batteries to get you started. The shaft, made of hard plastic, is velvety soft, and the vibrations intense and enjoyable. The pulsation patterns will send you into the orgasm stratosphere: undulating, pulsating, and continuous. Whilst the shaft itself is eight inches long, six inches of it is insertable. This vibe may be used vaginally or on your clitoris, or a combination of both. If you enjoy deeper penetration, this vibe is well suited to your needs. It's not a G-spot vibe, but it's sure great fun to use. The pirate-themed tattoos on the shaft give this jewel-encrusted vibe a kitschy look. It's a fun toy to use and view. And it will deliver you orgasms so intense you'll start speaking in Buccaneer. Yarrrr!!!

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Sex Toy Review: Butterfly Climaxer

I love rabbit-styled vibrators so imagine my delight when I pulled the Butterfly Climaxer out of its box. It's lightweight and compact, perfect for fitting in my bed's cabinet. I love the pretty purple color. Purple is my fave. This sex toy is not big and bulky like some rabbits I've seen. It's also waterproof so I use it in the bath when the mood strikes. There's nothing like having a slick little vibe like this one up my pussy whilst I'm soaking in a bath full of fragrant bubbles. I do like my waterproof sex toys.

This one has powerful vibrations and rotations that massage my vaginal walls very well. The clit stimulator does a fantastic job, giving me proper stim whilst the shaft massages me internally. The combination is a winner I'm long familiar with. I prefer vaginal and clitoral stimulation at once because I like the feeling of something big and thick inside me while my clit is getting teased and tormented.

The beads on this Climaxer rotate well and they don't stick. Best of all, this is a phthalates-free sex toy. No skin reactions for those who have them, and the material (elastomer) won't harm me. This vibe takes 3 AA batteries and the power lasts a very long time. I can use the clit stim alone or in combination with the shaft rotations and vibrations. This is a Climaxer to beat all vibrators. And it's waterproof. What's not to love?

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Babeland Review: Chippendales Diva Sensual Massager

Chippendales Diva Sensual Massager is a delightful elite massager ideal for couples. It's described as follows: "Get closer than ever before with the couple-friendly, splash-proof Chippendales Diva vibrator. The curve, broad reach, and thin profile of the Chippendales Diva make it ideal for nestling between two bodies during sex — give it a try, and you'll soon realize why so many couples have been happily adding vibrators to their bedroom fun. Of course, the Chippendales Diva is perfect for solo use, as well: the contour allows you to cup the clit and vulva for a fully satisfying sensation. A locking mechanism makes for easy travel (no accidental switching-on in the security line!), and the elegant appearance makes it an ideal gift."

I chose this massager because my husband has erectile dysfunction and I wanted to use a massager we would both enjoy that didn't rely on an erect penis to give us both satisfaction. We like to lie in bed at night and massage each other's feet so sitting this massager between our legs right at groin level gave us both intense and pleasant vibrations while we went about the joy of playing with each other's toes. I like the way this massager caresses my vulva and clit simultaneously, giving me endless hours of erotic pleasure. Plus it just feels so damned good! I also like elegant and elite massagers that don't look like sex toys so this one by Chippendales was just the type of massager that appeals to me very much. I can also use this massager solo, which I like to do. I like clit stimulators very much and this one vibrates around my clit and vulva to give me the thrill of stimulation and pleasant vibrations from a gentle purr to a ramping like an earthquake. Best of all is using it with my husband when we relax in bed for the night. While he doesn't come the vibrations feel very good especially when I'm rubbing massage oil all over his feet like he does to me. I usually come by grinding my hips into the massager and getting off on the foot massage.

This massager cleans up easily with soap and water. It's splashproof so getting it a little wet won't hurt it although I don't drown it in water. The black case is very classy and I can leave it on my nightstand without embarrassment. It's not like it's a two foot long purple rubber dick-shaped double dildo, you know. LOL! This is a massager I'm proud to show off.

If you're looking for a very nice couples massager, especially if you need to think outside the box when it comes to sex, the Chippendales Diva Sensual Massager is a great one to own. You'll enjoy closeness with your partner and intense orgasms.

Sex Toy Review: Wireless I Vibe Rabbit

I love rabbit vibrators and I'm always on the lookout for the latest, state-of-the-art rabbit. I found it with the Wireless I Vibe Rabbit. This rabbit has the best of all worlds - it's wireless so I don't have to mess with those pesky wires, it's waterproof, it has updated beads, and it has the powerful vibration and pulsation patterns I love so much. In addition to what I expect from a rabbit, the Wireless I Vibe Rabbit has reverse-rotating beads, multi-level vibration/pulsation patterns, and the lack of wires. This rabbit fills me right up and then some! It takes 3 AA batteries and they last a good, long time, which is good because I like to use this rabbit several times per week. When I'm in the mood for a good rabbit vibrator, I've found a new favorite and it's the Wireless I Vibe Rabbit. I give my husband the controls and we have lots of fun driving me mad with sexual desire. Remote control sex toys are a joy to use and they bring us together the way they often bring couples together.

The rabbit attachment homes right in on my clit and vibrates up a storm. It's a more powerful vibration than my older rabbits. It seems that rabbit vibrators improve in quality every time a new one comes out. The Wireless I Vibe Rabbit is no exception. I can use it alone or with my husband. I can use it wet or dry and I like it both ways. This is a high class rabbit that really impressed me and I'm glad I have it.

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