March 24, 2011
Come To My New Blog And Web Site!
I have a new blog and web site, and I'm inviting everyone to it. This blog/web site focuses on my erotic writing. I will continue to post sex toys reviews on this blog. So, if you want to keep up with me, visit me at my new digs.
See you there!
April 05, 2009
Review: OhMiBod Naughtybod
I have wanted an OhMiBod Naughtybod for quite some time, and I finally got one. Yippieee!! While OhMiBod Naughtybod is advertised to work with your iPod, it will work with any music or video equipment. I think I could also get an extention cord so I may use it with the DVD player and be able to sit on the couch whilst watching a movie with the OhMiBod Naughtybod inside me. What fun! It worked very well with my iPod as well as with my computer. I plugged it into my computer's slot for headphones, turned the volume up full blast for both the computer and iTunes, and I'm set to go.
Sound levels were a bit of a problem. I like my music mostly a bit quieter, but if I set my...
WOAH!!! MY COMPUTER JUST BUZZED ME LETTING ME KNOW I HAVE NEW MAIL, AND MY OhMiBod Naughtybod BUZZED MY PUSSY! Wow, what a great way to learn you have new mail to read.
Anyway, what was I saying? Oh, yeah. Sound. I have to set my sound a bit higher than I like for the OhMiBod Naughtybod to work properly. I also noticed that its rather loud. My husband can hear the OhMiBod Naughtybod buzzing away, and when it stopped when the song was over, he told me so. If you want a quiet sex toy, OhMiBod Naughtybod is not it.
OhMiBod Naughtybod took to Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer" quite well, tapping out the beat in my pussy very nicely. I liked the varied vibrations very much, and this section of the song was very appropriate as the OhMiBod Naughtybod buzzed inside me.
show me 'round your fruit cage
'cause I will be your honey bee.
Open up your fruit cage
With a fruit that's as sweet as can be
I wanna be... your sledgehammer!!
I want to talk to you about the hidden pleasure of the flesh
The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind
Better than everything you've ever imagined in your wildest dreams
The secret of ..... the crab louse
Here's a message for the girls about vaginas
And the consequence of fiddling with a partner
Mind your labia they're never out of danger
If you're gonna go to bed with a stranger
Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area
It's the crab louse it's out to getcha
It's gonna grab you by the pubic hair
Shake your pussy when the bastard's there
It's there to stay
Sucks all day
It's there to bite
My love machine
My maddest dream
Turns me on
Makes me cum
You can also plug in the OhMiBod Naughtybod to your TV/VCR/DVD's headphone jack and watch TV or a movie while wearing your OhMiBod Naughtybod. What fun! I chose an appropriate movie for my test run - "A Clockwork Orange". Of course, I had to test the "Singing In The Rain " scene. Here it is, buzzing in time with the OhMiBod Naughtybod, of course!
I'm siiiiiiiiiinging in the rain. (kick)
Just siiiiiiiiinging in the rain. (crack)
What a glooooooorious feeeeeling,
I'm haaaaaaaaaaaappy again.
I'm laaaaaughing at clouds
So dark up above
The sun's up above
And I'm ready for love. (slap)
Buy your OhMiBod Naughtybod from Vibrator.com. You have a choice of four colours: blue, green, black, and pink. Get your groove on!
November 08, 2008
Vibrator.com - Pocket Fingers Pocket Rocket
I love Pocket Rockets, so when Vibrator.com sent me a Pocket Fingers Pocket Rocket to review, I knew immediately that I would love it. There are so many wonderful things about Pocket Rockets. They're powerful. They're quiet. They're discreet. They're fun. The Pocket Fingers Pocket Rocket is no exception.
I've never used a Pocket Rocket with fingers on the sleeve like this one has. Those fingers are very soft and flexible, since they are made of my favorite material ñ jelly. Plus the sleeve and Pocket Rocket itself are a very pleasant pink color. I've used the Pocket Fingers Pocket Rocket with the sleeve on and off. Both ways feel great, but I prefer to use it with the sleeve on.
The fingers give a little more sensation than most Pocket Rockets because they extend the pleasant vibrations to the area around my clit. I enjoyed rubbing it around my vaginal lips as well as my clit, and the fingers allow me to do that. So, the Pocket Fingers Pocket Rocket actually gives more erotic sensation than the average Pocket Rocket.
I prefer using this specific sex toy at night right before I go to sleep, and my husband likes to use it on me. If I wake up in the middle of the night horny, but I don't want to disturb my husband, out comes the Pocket Fingers!. It's so quiet that it doesn't wake him up. Then again, fire engine sirens can't wake him up. I can hear our upstairs neighbor snoring, so I'm grateful that it is so quiet, since we have paper-thin walls.
The Pocket Fingers Pocket Rocket uses one AA battery, and that battery lasts a good long time. The vibrations are fast and intense, just the way I like them. I have very intense orgasms when I use clitoral stimulators like Pocket Rockets.
I like to speak at conventions around the east coast, so the Pocket Fingers Pocket Rocket will likely go with me when I travel. I'm set to speak about erotic writing and movies at a science fiction convention in January, and I plan to pack this little wonder in my luggage. My husband and I are taking the train and subway, but the fact that the Pocket Fingers Pocket Rocket is so small and portable is very important to me. It won't take up a lot of room in the backpack, as would more traditional, dick-shaped, sex toys. I can even sit it on the headboard, and visitors to our room might not know what it is at first glance. Once they figure it out, there will be lots of laughs all around.
The Pocket Fingers Pocket Rocket cleans up easily. I just remove the sleeve and wash it with warm, soapy water. I then dry it on a clean towel or air dry it. It sits on top of one of my books on my bed's headboard so that I can grab it when the mood strikes. I use one sex toy or another at least every other night, with or without my husband, and lately I've been using this one almost exclusively. Thank God the batteries don't run down quickly!
I like this vibrator very much. It keeps me happy in the sack, and it's such a classy sex toy. Those fingers work wonders on my clit and vaginal lips. I even use it in the living room when I'm enjoying a movie. While the arousal is usually intense, it's sometimes very soothing. The Pocket Fingers Pocket Rocket is definitely a winner in my home.