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Lizzie

Sex Toy Review: Butterfly Climaxer

I love rabbit-styled vibrators so imagine my delight when I pulled the Butterfly Climaxer out of its box. It's lightweight and compact, perfect for fitting in my bed's cabinet. I love the pretty purple color. Purple is my fave. This sex toy is not big and bulky like some rabbits I've seen. It's also waterproof so I use it in the bath when the mood strikes. There's nothing like having a slick little vibe like this one up my pussy whilst I'm soaking in a bath full of fragrant bubbles. I do like my waterproof sex toys.

This one has powerful vibrations and rotations that massage my vaginal walls very well. The clit stimulator does a fantastic job, giving me proper stim whilst the shaft massages me internally. The combination is a winner I'm long familiar with. I prefer vaginal and clitoral stimulation at once because I like the feeling of something big and thick inside me while my clit is getting teased and tormented.

The beads on this Climaxer rotate well and they don't stick. Best of all, this is a phthalates-free sex toy. No skin reactions for those who have them, and the material (elastomer) won't harm me. This vibe takes 3 AA batteries and the power lasts a very long time. I can use the clit stim alone or in combination with the shaft rotations and vibrations. This is a Climaxer to beat all vibrators. And it's waterproof. What's not to love?

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Sex Toy Review: Leather Bull Whip

I admit it. I've always wanted a bull whip. I wanted one ever since I saw Indiana Jones wield one in "Raiders Of The Lost Ark". Plus I like to go to science fiction and fantasy conventions sometimes dressed up in black jeans and a black tank top. A leather bull whip would make a great accessory to carry around my waist along with my peace-bound dagger.

My husband already knows how to crack a whip so when this delightful bull whip arrived in the mail we had our fun playing with it. It made such a loud crack in the air that the cats scattered around the house to hide behind the bed. This is a very strong bull whip. It can take rough use and it's very intimidating. This whip is about six feet long, tightly braided, and colored black, which is as it should be. The handle is thick and braided, ready for my grip. The more I cracked that whip the more excited I got over it. Pretty soon I was an old hand at wielding it and whipping it around the hallway. Now if only I could aim it tear books from the bookselves...

The next time I go to a science fiction and fantasy convention I'm taking this whip with me and wearing it in a coil on my hip. Not only will no one mess with me, I will probably get propositioned all day and night. By men and women. Sounds good to me. Just the mere presence of that whip is enough to make me wet. I've seen other whips that were just as nice as this one for a much higher price. That's what's best about this whip - it's cheap and well-made. I'm in charge when I brandish that whip, and I know how much attention I'll get by the mere sight of it when I wear it to my next convention. How exciting!

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Sex Toy Review - Lelo Sensua Suede Whip

Here's my first post for 2011, and what better way to enjoy myself than to whip in the new year - literally!

Those plucky Swedes are at it again! I have always loved Lelo toys, just like most people, so imagine my delight when I discovered that Lelo released some new products! When I saw the Lelo Sensua Suede Whip I had to have it because I've always wanted a sweet little leather or suede flogger whip but I hadn't been able to find one that met my stringent specifications that didn't cost hundreds of dollars. This whip is only $42.02, a very good price for such a lovely and classy whip.

The whip itself is lightweight and easy to wield. The metal and acrylic handle is easy and comfortable to grip. I could always think outside the box and use it in other ways, such as a handy dildo (that handle gives rise to many erotic fantasies!). This is one versatile whip! The tails give quite the stinging smack, which I had expected, and they also feel good when lightly brushed against my skin. Whether I want some serious spanking or a light and feathery touch of sensation play, this flogger whip is perfect for me. It's small and compact, and comes in it's own recognizable and classy Lelo case. The suede tails won't fray or yank easily from the handle. It fits comfortably in my small hand but it won't disappear in a larger (read: male) hand.

I now at along last have a sexy flogger whip to add to my sexy toys and Lelo collection. If you want a high quality flogger whip that is ideal for sensation play but can still pack a wallop if you give it a good swing, look toward this delightful suede whip by Lelo. Start off 2011 with a sexy whipping!

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Sex Toy Review: Beginner's E-Stim Kit

I have heard about the glories of electrosex for a long time so I had to try it for myself. The Beginner's E-Stim Kit made my virgin electrosex experience very enjoyable. I felt a bit overwhelmed at first, not sure exactly what to do with the kit since electrosex was a brand new concept for me. The instructions that came with the kit only made things more confusing for me. So, like any responsible, sexually-aware adult would do, I researched the topic on the World Wide Web. After all, if it's on the Internet, it must be true, right?

I'm a member of a kink community and there was an electrosex section that I found very helpful. I wasn't chastised or teased for being the vanilla newbie that I am. There were electrosex demonstrations in my state but sadly, not owning a car, I couldn't get to them. So, I had to rely on instructions from this section of the kink community and those instructions were very helpful.

I was told to try the kit and the pads first and to use them on my wrist so I can get used to the sensation and so that I had more control over what I was doing. So, off I went! I attached one adhesive pad to one side of my wrist and the other pad to the other side, facing the first one, so the charge would go through my wrist.

First, about the kit. It's actually very easy to use. It comes with four adhesive pads, clamps, instructions, a power box (two channel tens unit), and two sets of lead wires. The tens unit has two knobs that you can use to set two separate intensities. I liked setting the knobs so that the shocks were of a quick beat and rather intense taps. It was a strange sensation unlike anything I had ever felt before. It was like I had a second heart beating inside my wrist. I liked it!

So I wanted to try the pads on my pussy. I attached one to one labia and the other to the other labia. I preferred the pads to the clamps since I was already used to them and I wasn't in the mood for clamps. I could choose between a fast beat or a slow one, and I chose somewhere in the middle. The super fast beat made me feel too numb and I found the slow beat a bit dull. Middle beat? Just right! The knob controlling the width of the beats was easy to adjust while I played, and I preferred a broad width giving me a more intense and longer pulse.

Being new to electrosex I found the controls a bit confusing to use but I did enjoy the experience. It took me longer than usual to come because the experience was so new to me and I was busy getting used to the feeling of electric shocks running through my labia. The sensation felt as if it were inside me instead of on the surface like you get with a clit stimulator. Even a vibrator feels like it's not inside your skin but you are surrounding the sex toy. Electrosex is an entirely different experience.

I like this kit and I will definitely use it more in the future to get a more varied experience. Once I feel completely comfortable with the Beginner's E-Stim Kit, I will graduate to more advanced electrosex units and toys.

Sex Toy Review: Wireless I Vibe Rabbit

I love rabbit vibrators and I'm always on the lookout for the latest, state-of-the-art rabbit. I found it with the Wireless I Vibe Rabbit. This rabbit has the best of all worlds - it's wireless so I don't have to mess with those pesky wires, it's waterproof, it has updated beads, and it has the powerful vibration and pulsation patterns I love so much. In addition to what I expect from a rabbit, the Wireless I Vibe Rabbit has reverse-rotating beads, multi-level vibration/pulsation patterns, and the lack of wires. This rabbit fills me right up and then some! It takes 3 AA batteries and they last a good, long time, which is good because I like to use this rabbit several times per week. When I'm in the mood for a good rabbit vibrator, I've found a new favorite and it's the Wireless I Vibe Rabbit. I give my husband the controls and we have lots of fun driving me mad with sexual desire. Remote control sex toys are a joy to use and they bring us together the way they often bring couples together.

The rabbit attachment homes right in on my clit and vibrates up a storm. It's a more powerful vibration than my older rabbits. It seems that rabbit vibrators improve in quality every time a new one comes out. The Wireless I Vibe Rabbit is no exception. I can use it alone or with my husband. I can use it wet or dry and I like it both ways. This is a high class rabbit that really impressed me and I'm glad I have it.

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Sex Toy Review: Ultra Harness With 8 Inch Vibrating Cock

I wanted to try a harness since my husband is impotent. We've experimented with massage and mutual masturbation - or more likely him masturbating me - and it's been enjoyable but I miss the feeling of something stuffed deep inside me. Since my husband's penis doesn't work, that left a harness. We tried the Ultra Harness With 8 Inch Vibrating Cock. I wanted something big and thick and this cock was it. Plus it vibrates! I saw plenty of harnesses with dildos but I wanted a vibrator. This cock is even flexible so it's not rigid when it is inside me. It moves with my movements. I have nothing against a rigid sex toy, being a fan of glass toys, and so I enjoyed this wonderful cock. The material is nice and soft and it feels quite realistic.

The harness was easy to use considering we're noobs. It stayed in place and didn't slip or slide around. The cock fit inside me easily with help from a hand here and there. And those vibrations! Wow! They were to die for! I love the intense and steady vibrations best since I like constant motion inside me and against my clit. We tried missionary and me on top. Both positions worked very well. We also lay next to each other, groins together, on our backs and although it took a bit of work to get the position right it was wonderful once we accomplished it.

This Ultra Harness With 8 Inch Vibrating Cock is a fab harness that I highly recommend for any couple regardless of your sexual orientation. It's great for couples experiencing erectile dysfunction, too, because it enables them to enjoy sex play that they otherwise wouldn't experience. We're both happy with this sex toy.

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Sex Toy Review: Reflections Waterproof Glass Vibrator Joy - Blue

The first thing I thought when I saw the Reflections Waterproof Glass Vibrator Joy - Blue was that it looks like a Dalek from the British TV show Doctor Who. Check out the photo above of the vibrator and the photo of the Dalek below.

Pretty amazing coincidence, isn't it? I'm a big Doctor Who fan. My favorite Doctors are David Tennant and John Pertwee. It's easy to get hot and bothered over Tennant because he's such a cutie-pie. I think The Doctor just needs the right companion to calm him down and give him the love he needs. The man is very lonely, since being the last Time Lord completely isolates him. He needs a companion to keep him company when he galavants all over the universe keeping the Daleks, Weeping Angels, Cybermen, and other space bullies in line. So it's easy to imagine myself as the Doctor's latest companion, using my Reflections Waterproof Glass Vibrator Joy - Blue as a vibrating Sonic Screwdriver. I bet The Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver doesn't function as well as the Reflections Waterproof Glass Vibrator Joy - Blue!

Plus the thing looks so much like a Dalek I can't help but lie there, legs spread, and tantalize myself while moaning "Exterminate! Exterminate!"

My Reflections Waterproof Glass Vibrator Joy - Blue has several speeds and I like all of them, especially the constant and intense quiet buzzing that is the third press of the button at the base. This vibrator is waterproof so I use it in the bath whenever I can. I like that it has no wires to get in my way. It's small enough to toss in my purse when I travel. Download high quality 70-686 dumps to prepare and pass ccsp with pass4sure 70-236 dumps certification. Also get free demos of 000-152 for review of testking 350-030. Since it's made of glass I can have some fun sensation play. This Reflections Waterproof Glass Vibrator Joy - Blue is ideal to stick in the freezer and then run it along my body in this hot weather. I haven't warmed it up yet but I bet it will feel good in the middle of one of Massachusetts' blizzards.

The nubs at the tip give me extra stimulation but I have to use lube or they hurt a little too much. I'm a bit too sensitive for the nubs but with lube they feel wonderful. This vibrator is delightful to use internally or along my body as foreplay.

This is a vibrator that fits in the palm of my hand. It's not big and bulky like some vibrators. It's also a pretty chrome blue with darker blue nubs that really make it look like a Dalek. Watching Doctor Who has never been such fun!

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Sex Toy Review: Don Wands Jade/White LED

I like flashy shiny things so when I had a chance to get a Don Wands Jade/White LED glass dildo I had to have it. I already have two glass dildos but they don't double as disco balls the way this one does. It reminds me of the fun things I used to find in the back of Spencer Gifts, where the black lights were. This Don Wands Jade/White LED lights up in red, blue, green, and purple from one color to another and I could watch it for hours when I'm not sticking it inside me. Being a glass dildo I can heat it up by letting it sit in warm water for about ten minutes or I can chill it by keep it in my freezer. Sensation play has never been such fun!

This is a very sturdy glass dildo that can take my heavy use. Chilled or warm, it gives me plenty of foreplay fun, since I like to use it with my vibrators. I could even use it as an anal toy but I haven't tried it that way. Imagine an icicle slipping inside me on one of these hot summer days and I'm hooked! It's been so hot lately that I have chilled it and ran it over my body. My husband likes to play with it too to warm me up before we use a vibrator on me or even a strap-on.

I like glass dildos very much and this Don Wands Jade/White LED is a fine product. Don Wands is a well-known name in sex toys and they make quality products. The Don Wands Jade/White LED is no exception. Check out the pretty colors yourself and use it in the dark. You'll not be sorry.

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Sex Toy Review: Ophoria Bliss 1 - Cerise

I adore luxurious vibrators that don't look like gigantic Monster Dicks, so the Ophoria Bliss 1 - Cerise is ideal for me. It's a pretty rose color and it's small enough to toss in my backpack. The material is velvety soft so it feels good going in and out. I like solid and sturdy vibrators, and Ophoria Bliss 1 - Cerise is designed to please me.

There are a total of nine different pulsation patterns to choose from. I like the moderate steady vibration and the intermediate pulse best. This vibrator inserts easily with a little lube - or if I'm already overheated it slips in fine on its own. It also makes an ideal clit vibe. I like vibrators that are versatile and the Ophoria Bliss 1 - Cerise is about as versatile as they come.

The pointed tip of Ophoria Bliss 1 - Cerise makes an ideal end for using as a pressure point device. That tip homes right in on my clit and makes me come really hard. It also feels good on my feet and between my toes, since I know many vibrators could do a double shift as massagers. The vibrations are very powerful and silent so I don't disturb anyone as I'm getting my rocks off.

Packaging is very sleek, too. It comes in its own designer box colored cerise like the vibrator. While Ophoria Bliss 1 - Cerise didn't come with a silk bag like other sex toys I've seen the box more than suffices to hold it and protect it from damage. I have cats and I'm always afraid they're going to mistake my vibrators for toys. The last thing I want is little kitty teeth marks on my favorite vibrators.

I can't recommend the Ophoria Bliss 1 - Cerise enough. It's a fine, classy vibrator for the woman who wants a little luxury in her life. It also makes a great gift.

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