March 18, 2016
My Luv Box: Doc Johnson Rump Shakers Butt Plug (Medium)
Butt plugs are a wonderful toy to play with, but vibrating butt plugs are the bomb. The Doc Johnson Rump Shakers Butt Plug (medium) delivers the goods with fervor. You may buy this toy at My Luv Box. This butt plug is thick enough to please the experienced and narrow enough and comfortable enough to please the novice. It's a great introductory butt plug.
I've used a wide variety of butt plugs, running a range from very slender newbie plugs to monster Oh My God How Will That Thing Fit Up My Ass plugs. I've found I prefer the medium-sized ones. They're big enough so that I get that full feeling I enjoy that I don't get from the more slender plugs, and at the other end of the spectrum I don't feel as if there's a wedge shoved up my bum that's going to cleave me in two like an oak tree. Rump Shakers Butt Plug (medium) is right in that mid-range that I like so much. It measures 4.6 x 0.9 x 5 inches. Lightweight and streamlined, this butt plug will slide right in with no problem. It's made of PVC. Doc Johnson anti-bacterial Sil-A-Gel material. This company also uses body safe, non-toxic and phthalate-free material. Use a water-based lube with this product.
This butt plug takes 2 AA batteries. With a twist of one knob, you're buzzing in seconds. These controls are incredibly easy to use. You twist one way, you get buzz. You twist the other way you make the buzz go away. Most importantly, this toy is quiet. There's nothing more mortifying than the sound of loud buzzing of a vibrator in a very quiet room. When you hear that kind of wasp's nest you swear everyone within a five mile radius can hear it. Not this butt plug. This baby is quiet.
I used my favorite water-based lube, and it didn't take much to help this plug slide inside me. The base is flared to keep it from sliding in so far I can't get it out. This plug is hands-off. It stays in on its own without my needing to hold it in place or prevent it from sliding in too far. That freed up my hands for more fun things. The length is very comfortable. I didn't feel as if it was tapping on my spleen. It was the right width and length to both feel comfortable and arousing.
Then I turned the wheel on the controls.
Bam! Those vibes gave me an itch I was dying to scratch. I squirmed with delight on my bed as those vibrations worked their magic. I used my Lelo Soraya to stimulate my vagina and clitoris, since I like Triple Pleasure (vagina, clit, anus) which always gives me a monumental orgasm.
It didn't take long. Combining the vibrations of the butt plug with the vibrations from Soraya and I came in about ten minutes. I writhed on the bed clenching my teeth in abject pleasure like a cat jumping on an electrified floor. Spent, I collapsed on the bed, savoring my afterglow. The plug and Soraya slid right now without a problem. I cleaned both and put them back in their respective boxes. That was a very enjoyable self-fucking session.
If you're looking for a butt plug that is of a moderate size – neither too big nor too small since we're Goldilocks here – Doc Johnson's Rump Shakers butt plug in medium is the toy for you. Get your lube out and get your kit on. You'll enjoy this toy so much you will use it every day and night.
February 10, 2016
Review: Massage Me Kiss Me Edible Warming Oil - Chocolate
I'm a sucker for a sensuous, muscle-melting massage. I also will trade favors for a foot rub. My legs often hurt so a foot and calf rub goes a long way towards making me a very happy woman. I love massage oils, especially the flavored type. Since my favorite flavor is chocolate, I decided to give Massage Me Kiss Me Edible Warming Oil - Chocolate a try. As the product name says, this oil warms as you use it. Warming oils are a delightful way to awaken your sense of touch.
My husband and I often give each other foot rubs in bed. We lie at opposite ends of the waterbed with pillows under our head and our legs on top of each other with feet resting in laps. The perfect foot massage position. Our feet are within easy hand's reach so all we need do is press our fingers into tender arches. My husband loves it when I rub between his toes. I can't stand that because it tickles. Instead of rubbing me between my toes, he kneads my calves and runs his hands up and down my shins. Sheer Heaven. While giving massages without oil works just fine, it's so much nicer with that slick liquid roiling over your skin. The scent of chocolate is faint but pleasant. The taste is of mild cocoa with a touch of cayenne, like Mexican chocolate. It seemed a bit spicy to me, which was a nice change. Not super OMG CHOCOLATE! I'M GOING INTO A DIABETIC COMA! But pleasant nonetheless. I blew on my hands to see if the oil warmed and did just a little, but as I massaged the oil seemed to warm up as I used it. The effect was wonderful. Brought blood to the surface and made my feet feel even more sensitive as my husband massaged me.
A little of this massage oil goes a long way. I didn't need to use much. It's also thick. I don't like watery massage oils. They tend to get all over the place and they don't have the staying power of the thicker stuff. I didn't leave finger and hand prints in my wake when I finished using it. This massage oil is also not greasy. I didn't need a shower after our mutual foot massage. This oil provides some moisturizing which was especially welcome this cold, dry winter. It made our skin very soft and even softened callouses on our feet.
If you would like a pleasant smelling and tasting thick massage oil that warms, pick up a bottle of Massage Me Kiss Me Edible Warming Oil, chocolate flavor. Buy this oil and other intimate products at My Luv Box.
February 01, 2016
My Luv Box: Adam and Eve's Triple Pleasure Rabbit Review
Adam and Eve's Triple Pleasure Rabbit
I have always loved getting triple play action when it comes to sex play. My husband knows this and pleasures me accordingly. He sticks his index and middle fingers in my vagina, his pinky in my anus, and he toys with my clit with his thumb. I squirm and squeal and make little kitten noises. When he does this he kinda looks like a redneck holding a bowling ball. So I call it the Bowling Ball Maneuver.
Imagine my sheer joy when I discovered that there are sex toys that do the same thing. I was delighted! So was my husband since maneuvering your hand like that makes it cramp easily. He has arthritis and even though he enjoys giving me pleasure it comes at a price. So now he can be like those therapists in the late 1890s and early 1900s who treated Victorian women for hysteria. Instead of working your arm and hand until you needed to dose them in an ice bath to ease the pain, you use a vibrator to do the work for you. That was the first use of vibrators. It's why they were invented. They were medical aids used by doctors to treat women with an ailment that didn't actually exist, but I figure the women enjoyed the "treatment" so much they came back for more. If only the doctors taught their husbands the techniques. They would never have had to return to the doc. But that is money out of doc's pocket, so he wouldn't want to give up his trade secrets.
Adam and Eve makes such a sex toy, which pleases me since Adam and Eve is a fine sex toy company. It's one of my favorites. You can rely on an Adam and Eve toy to be well-made and long-lasting. The Adam and Eve Triple Pleasure Rabbit gives the Bowling Ball Maneuver a run for its money. At only $60.99, you get lots of knee-knocking bang for your buck. The toy is phthalate-free and made of high-quality silicone – one of the best materials for sex toys – and it is 10 inches long. Longer than nature intended, with all the fun packed in. It's also 1 inch wide so you won't feel like an oak tree being cleaved in two. It takes 3 AA batteries. This toy is waterproof so take it in the bath with you. I didn't use it in the bath – I used it in bed – but I could easily bathe with it.
It's not overly heavy, which is a nice switch since these types of rabbits tend to weigh a ton. My wrist didn't give out for a change. The controls are also easy to use. When you hold the rabbit while using it, your thumb naturally falls right in place over the right buttons. It's just a matter of memorizing which ones do what and that's easy enough. This toy does it all – vibrates, pulsates, escalates, rotates. There are so many variations of all that movement that you'll likely never use all of them. I tried various speeds, pulsations, and escalations. All of them were good. I controlled the power and intensity, which was easy and exactly what I wanted.
Insertion was easy. I used a water-based lube and inserted the main body of the rabbit. The anal stimulator fell right in place and I gently guided it in with no problem. The clit bumper was positioned properly. Everything was in place and ready to go. While I enjoy vaginal and clit action at once, when you combine them with anal stimulation you get OMG EXPLOSIONS! It's as if Michael Bay directed my sex play.
This sex toy did its job quickly without being too fast because I controlled the stimulations. I like that. Coming too quickly is no problem because you'll have multiple orgasms with this rabbit. So hop to it and head to My Luv Box and pick up the Adam and Eve Triple Pleasure Rabbit for yourself. Does the woman you love have a birthday coming up? Is it your anniversary? This rabbit would make a sensational gift you both may enjoy. Get it, use it, and invent your own variation of the Bowling Ball Maneuver. You will have a blast. Michael Bay directed or otherwise.
January 20, 2016
My Luv Box: Lelo Soraya Review
I have long had a love affair with Lelo sex toys. I own Liv, Lily, Nea, Gigi, and Luna beads. As the years progress, Lelo toys only get better and better. I'm going to tell you all about Soraya, Lelo's streamlined rabbit, and you'll want to buy one immediately. Soraya isn't the only Lelo toy you may find at My Luv Box. Check out the site for more selections.
First, let's get the particulars out of the way. Soraya is an 8 ¾ inch vibrator with an insertable size just thick enough to make me purr. The insertable size is 5 by 1 ½ inches. Not too big, not too small. Just right. Like Goldilocks. Like all Lelo toys, this one is rechargeable which means you don't have to mess with pesky wires getting tangled between your legs and harshing your cool. The charge time is about two hours and the run time is four hours continuous use on full charge. There's plenty of time for you to enjoy Soraya without having to recharge it.
The toy is lightweight, which is very good since I've noticed many high tech rabbits are a bit on the heavy side. Trying to get off when your wrist aches isn't fun. The controls are also easy to use. You don't have to be fluent in Braille to use Soraya's controls. With a press of a button you may change the pulsations and vibrations as well as the speed. There are 8 unique vibration modes, and all of them are serious yum. I prefer a constant hum at a mid-level of intensity, and then I ramp up the intensity the closer I come to orgasm.
I've used many rabbits. Some are too heavy. Some are too cumbersome. Some are just too damned big. Some are frankly ugly. Some have buttons that are hard to use. Even the LED lighting doesn't help. Some are too loud. Some have vibrations that are too intense and the controls are hard to use. The unwieldy ones make me want to put the toy back in its box and never use it again. Soraya has none of those problems. It's a beautifully-desinged sex toy – streamlined and classy looking. It doesn't look like a gigantic purple glitter penis. It's lightweight with pleasant vibrations and pulsations. It has elegant packaging. It even has its own satin pouch. It's rechargeable, which is always a big plus in my book.
Best of all is the way it makes me feel. The vibrations are designed to be positioned in the perfect spots. No twisting is necessary to make sure my sweet spots are hit at the same time. I can move it back and forth for additional pleasure. It also doesn’t feel like I'm impaling myself when I use it. I could go for hours using Soraya, which means that four hour continuous charge is a good thing.
The vibrations are also pleasant. They aren't so strong that I go numb. I can control that. I can make the shaft and clit stimulator run independent of each other, too. Always a plus in a rabbit.
The clit stim is positioned in such a way that it accurately homes in on my clitoris. I don't have to use deft hand maneuvers to get the vibes in the right places.
Soraya is made of skin-safe materials. Silicone and medical –grade plastic, to be specific It also has a metallic coat. It has an ABS core. This toy comes in three colors – deep rose, cerise, and black.
When you buy Soraya, it comes in a fancy black box with the toy nestled snugly in its spot. The charger is in its own section and a small pouch for the toy sits beneath it. You also get a moisturizer sample, an instruction booklet, and your warranty. The packaging is very classy, which is what you expect from Lelo.
As usual, Lelo delivered. It hit it out of the park with Soraya. I can't recommend this vibrator enough. If you like rabbits but find them sometimes to be as cumbersome as I do, you must purchase Soraya. Get one for yourself and someone you love.