February 10, 2016
Review: Massage Me Kiss Me Edible Warming Oil - Chocolate
I'm a sucker for a sensuous, muscle-melting massage. I also will trade favors for a foot rub. My legs often hurt so a foot and calf rub goes a long way towards making me a very happy woman. I love massage oils, especially the flavored type. Since my favorite flavor is chocolate, I decided to give Massage Me Kiss Me Edible Warming Oil - Chocolate a try. As the product name says, this oil warms as you use it. Warming oils are a delightful way to awaken your sense of touch.
My husband and I often give each other foot rubs in bed. We lie at opposite ends of the waterbed with pillows under our head and our legs on top of each other with feet resting in laps. The perfect foot massage position. Our feet are within easy hand's reach so all we need do is press our fingers into tender arches. My husband loves it when I rub between his toes. I can't stand that because it tickles. Instead of rubbing me between my toes, he kneads my calves and runs his hands up and down my shins. Sheer Heaven. While giving massages without oil works just fine, it's so much nicer with that slick liquid roiling over your skin. The scent of chocolate is faint but pleasant. The taste is of mild cocoa with a touch of cayenne, like Mexican chocolate. It seemed a bit spicy to me, which was a nice change. Not super OMG CHOCOLATE! I'M GOING INTO A DIABETIC COMA! But pleasant nonetheless. I blew on my hands to see if the oil warmed and did just a little, but as I massaged the oil seemed to warm up as I used it. The effect was wonderful. Brought blood to the surface and made my feet feel even more sensitive as my husband massaged me.
A little of this massage oil goes a long way. I didn't need to use much. It's also thick. I don't like watery massage oils. They tend to get all over the place and they don't have the staying power of the thicker stuff. I didn't leave finger and hand prints in my wake when I finished using it. This massage oil is also not greasy. I didn't need a shower after our mutual foot massage. This oil provides some moisturizing which was especially welcome this cold, dry winter. It made our skin very soft and even softened callouses on our feet.
If you would like a pleasant smelling and tasting thick massage oil that warms, pick up a bottle of Massage Me Kiss Me Edible Warming Oil, chocolate flavor. Buy this oil and other intimate products at My Luv Box.
August 26, 2013
Sex Toy Review: Posh Wave Silicone Ice Massager
I had heard for years about these little vibrators you fill with water, freeze, and then use. I have always wanted one, and now I own one. Posh Silicone Ice Massager - Wave is a concept that worked beautifully in my imagination, but didn't deliver in reality as well as I had hoped it would. This toy comes with a fillable silicone sleeve, a bullet vibrator, and six watch batteries (three for the toy and three spares).
I filled the silicone sleeve with water as instructed leaving enough room to deeply insert the bullet vibrator. I stored it upside-down easily on my freezer's door, held in place by a bag of slivered almonds and a container of homemade chili powder. The water froze without a hitch. The first time I filled it with too much water and I had to wait for the ice to melt before trying again. The second time was just right.
Then came the big problem - the bullet vibrator. I may have received a faulty bullet. First there was problem number one, I didn't know three of the batteries were already inside the bullet, so when I went to remove the protective cover, the batteries flew out like confetti. I recovered two but lost the third. It's in the bathroom... somewhere. So that left the other three batteries. Once I figured out how they went in, which took a number of tries, I had to prevent them from flipping over, which was a pain. I had a clue when the first battery went in and the vibe buzzed at me for a second. Once I inserted the other two, it was time to screw on the cap. That was problem number two - the threads of the cap weren't made well so the top wouldn't screw on smoothly. I'm right-handed, so I tried screwing the cap onto the bullet. After a few unsuccessful and frustrating tries, I figured out that I needed to use my left hand to screw the bullet onto the cap. Then came problem number three - the bullet would turn on but wouldn't turn off no matter how many times I pressed the button. Problem number four was that the charge often slipped off, and the vibe would either stop buzzing or the vibrations would reduce greatly to the point that I could barely feel them. I had to adjust the screw-on cap to get the vibrations to the right intensity. That's not how the bullet was supposed to work. I was supposed to turn it on or off with that button, and there should have been seven functions of vibration, escalation, and pulsation. I couldn't get the bullet to work for the life of me.
Due to the problems I had with this particular bullet, the joy of using this toy escaped me. I didn't find the vibrations to be powerful enough to enjoy using the toy. At least it was waterproof as I expected it would be. It also was cool but not as cold as I would have liked. Maybe I needed to make sure the sleeve was properly filled with water, but I was certain it was. Any more ice in there and I wouldn't have been able to slide in the bullet. Once inside far enough the bullet stayed in place. If it wasn't in far enough the vibrations caused it to slide out. It did feel good though, especially in this hot and humid unusual Massachusetts weather. This toy isn't limited to use on my clitoris and pussy lips. I ran it all over my legs and arms. I even used it on my nipples. A big plus for this toy is that it came with batteries - three to use in the toy and three spares. Sex toys most often come without batteries, so not only getting enough to use but also getting spares was more than welcome. The concept was lots of fun, even though the toy had its problems. It would have been wonderful to use with an interested partner. I think this toy is ideal for couples who like to tease each other.
All in all, my experience with the Ice Massager left quite a bit to be desired, but I think it was because of a faulty bullet. If I had a properly working bullet with lots of power I would have been much happier. It had lots of promise - a chilled toy; waterproof; lots of variety of vibration, escalation, and pulsation; batteries included; a unique concept. It would make an interesting and fun massage toy. It's definitely designed for external use, but that use isn't limited to your genitals. I'll see if I can track down a better waterproof bullet and use it with this toy. I have a feeling I missed quite a bit that I shouldn't have missed.
For all your sex toys needs, go to California Exotics.
June 22, 2013
Sex Toy Review: Body & Soul 10-Function Transcend
Body & Soul 10-Function Transcend is a very powerful little vibrator. It fits comfortably in the palm of my hand. This two-speed vibrator is very powerful and it packs one hell of a punch. I like to alternate between the speeds, starting slowly and building up to a crescendo.
The plastic material is rigid, which is my favorite type of massager. I like the way the massager is shaped. It fits easily in my hand, as I said. I have very powerful orgasms thanks to this vibe. It certainly transcends other, similar vibrators.
I can use the bullet separately as its own sex toy, but I prefer to use it with the body massager. It's good for more than orgasms, though. I used it on my sore shoulder blade, which gets that way from too much typing. The powerful vibrations felt very good, and they eased the ache in my back.
The only problem I had with this massager is that it's a tad noisy. I'm used to quiet toys, and this one buzzed too loudly for my taste. Otherwise, it's a very good massager than has multiple uses - not just for sex play. I'm very satisfied with it.
October 06, 2012
Sex Toy Review: Dr. Laura Berman's Intimate Basics Aphrodite Massager
I love Dr. Laura Berman's Intimate Basics Aphrodite Infrared Rechargeable Massager! I needed this one desperately for the very sore area beneath my right shoulder blade and my right hip. I'm at my computer all the time, usually typing out a story or review, so I needed this massager to get me through my daily routine without a lot of pain from all the intense hand, arm and back movement.
Here are the specs so let's get them out of the way:
This massager has a bit of heft but it's comfortable to hold. I like to lie back on the couch with the massager positioned just below my right shoulder blade. With the massager between my back and the couch, it does its job just fine. The infrared portion really warms up quite a bit, and the heat worked wonders on my sore back. It comes with three rubber attachments: 1) a nubby attachment, 2) a smooth one, and 3) a pointed one with a rounded end. I like the nubby best because it gives the most intense massage over a broader area. I'd use the pointed one on my back but right now I'm far too sore. The nubby one works much better without putting me into too much pain.
Whilst this massager may be used as a sex toy, since those vibrations and the heat would feel scrumptious on my pussy, I chose to use it strictly as a massager. At least for the time being. :) I put this massager through quite a workout so it's a good thing it has a flexible head that moves with me as I put pressure on it.
It charges up very quickly and holds the charge all day long. I plugged it into the wall in my storage room. I prefer massagers and sex toys with chargers because that way I don't have to mess with batteries. Chargers make my life so much easier.
If you like massagers like the various magic wands on the market, you'll love Aphrodite because she gives the deep tissue massage you crave plus that infrared portion will heat you up like nothing every has before. This is a very fine massager. I highly recommend it. Dr. Laura Berman puts out some good intimate products.
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November 04, 2011
Review: Ladygasm Women's Sex Toys
The Ladygasm web site is easy on the eyes. The black text on white background is easy to read and the pictures give a personal flair to the site. The pictures of sex toys are easy to see and large enough so you can tell what you're looking at. The color scheme is also very pleasant. Pastels that are good enough to eat. The "How Do You Feel Today" theme works on so many levels. Moods listed are "like having a quick orgasm", "like a realistic experience", "like having an adventure", and "like playing with your partner".
Ladygasm sex toys were made by women for women with a woman's sexual needs in mind. Ladygasm interviewed lots of women to find out what kinds of sex toys they liked and what kinds they didn't like. The answers lie on the Ladygasm web site. Over the past few years, Ladygasm noticed sex toys manufacturers were creating sex toys based on gimmicks - not on what really brought women to orgasm. They don't believe you have to blow your bank account or read an instruction manual to show you how to use a sex toy. You'll find the best sex toys for women chosen by women at Ladygasm.
The sex toys on the Ladygasm web site are familiar in style (stuff I like and I'm a woman) and very elegant, even the realistic ones. There are powerful Ladygasm bullets as well as a Ladygasm Hitachi Wand. The Ladygasm Rose Vibrator even fits in your purse. One of Ladygasm's rabbits not only has a rotating head but a thrusting shaft. There are also G-spot vibrators that actually hit your G-spot and won't have to hunt for it.
Other sex toys include anal toys, couples toys, adventure, dildos, and lube. The three dildos are named Alex, Brian, and Flex. Alex is average whilst Bria is large. Flex does what its name says. The spine is flexible so you may position it any way you wish. Ladygasms anal toys range from beginner's toys to toys for those with lots of anal sex experience. One of the anal toys is also a fab G-spot massager!
There are many fine sex toys for couples on the Ladygasm site. Whether you like anal toys or a Ladygasm Hitachi Wand, Ladygasm has a well-made and reasonably-priced sex toy for your couples' needs. There are a couple of men's toys here, like the Fleshlight stamina training unit to help your man last longer to give both of you pleasure. You'll also find an Autoblow and Fleshlight for men here so that you as a couple may play together. The couple that loves together, stays together.
The four sex toys in the adventure section are indeed adventurous. The Ladygasm Hitachi Wand is both a powerful massage tool and a vibrator. Use it for massage or to pleasure yourself and/or your partner. There are also two fine and upgraded rabbits for a very reasonable price as well as a clit/vag/G-spot stimulator that will have you rolling in orgasms in no time.
Finally, you get ID Glide lubricant, one of the best lubricants on the market today. Choose between three different sizes to tend to your most intimate needs. Choose a big bottle for home or the smaller sizes for your purse or travel. Always keep ID Glide by your side. You never know when you may need it.
The Ladygasm web site has everything you could possibly want in high quality sex toys. These toys aren't cheap plastic monstrosities full of gimmicks nor do they fall apart easily. The site is easy to navigate and shopping is a breeze. Descriptions of products are quick and easy to read. You learn all you need to know in a paragraph or two. No long instructions! The photos are well made and show off each product very well. The pastel color scheme with black writing on white background is easy on the eyes, very feminine, and quite pleasant. Contact information and the phone number are easily accessible at the top of the page.
Shop at the Ladygasm web site for all your feminine sex toys needs.
March 24, 2011
Come To My New Blog And Web Site!
I have a new blog and web site, and I'm inviting everyone to it. This blog/web site focuses on my erotic writing. I will continue to post sex toys reviews on this blog. So, if you want to keep up with me, visit me at my new digs.
See you there!
March 20, 2011
Babeland Review: Lelo Flickering Touch Candle
I have always loved Lelo products so imagine my delight when Lelo came out with its own line of massage candles! The scents sounded so incredibly delightful it was hard to choose just one, so I chose what sounded to me like the most exotic and romantic scent: Lelo Flickering Touch Massage Candle in Snow Pear and Cedarwood. Other scents include vanilla and creme de cacoa, and black pepper and pomegranate.
This isn't your average massage candle in a metal tin that smells like it belongs in a head shop. This candle comes in a classy shiny black container with a silver lid and green handle. The scent is delicate and alluring, exactly what I wanted. I imagined fresh spring blossoms falling from a Japanese cherry tree into a stream when I smelled it. The oil itself is smooth and warm. Not the least bit cloying or sticky. The slick oil flowed like a dream over my skin, warming me as my husband massaged me and making me relax like never before. This oil is infused with vitamin E and you can tell by the feel of it. This oil moisturized my skin, which is important to me since I moisturize daily after every shower.
We love foot rubs in this house since I have sensitive feet and my husband is often on his feet at work during the day. This massage candle is perfect for relaxing after both of us endured a long day at work. Feeling the warm oil between my toes and especially on my arches made me relax so much I could have fallen asleep on the couch. My husband massaged my legs up to my knees with this amazing oil. A little went a long way, too. I can always count on Lelo to create incredible products and their line of massage candles is no different. I'm very satisfied with my candle and the oil it creates, and so is my husband. Even better, this candle burns for 36 hours so there's plenty of time and oil to go around. It will be a very long time before we run out. Then we try another scent! What fun!
Here are the containers for the other two candles.
May 10, 2010
Babeland Review - Jimmyjane Contour Massage Stone
I'm already familiar with Jimmyjane products since I own a Jimmyjane massage candle. What better accompaniment to that candle than a Jimmyjane Contour Massage Stone? I've used massage tools before but none of them have homed in on my pressure points the way this Jimmyjane Contour Massage Stone does. It's made of ceramic and can take heavy use. The rounded back is perfect for massaging a broad area such as my back and shoulders. The reverse side has four "arms" (for lack of a better term) that home in on specific, hard-to-massage areas such as my arches on my feet or a charley horse in my calf. The Jimmyjane Contour Massage Stone acts like a shiatsu device that massages away my aches by putting pressure on very specific parts of my body.
My husband uses the Jimmyjane Contour Massage Stone on my legs mostly because I have flat feet, fallen arches, and in general my feet and legs tend to ache, especially after I've been sitting still for a long period of time. I like the bottom side with the four pressure points best because when used to push against my skin the Jimmyjane Contour Massage Stone unkinks my tight, knotted up muscles. This works especially well on my feet. Just press the Jimmyjane Contour Massage Stone hard into the muscle where it hurts and stretch it out until it relaxes. After using this stone on my feet it feels good to walk again. We use this stone on my feet every day and it really helps keep my arches healthy and pain-free.
Stop by Babeland and stock up on sex toys.
April 10, 2010
Sex Toy Review: Hitachi Magic Wand
I had heard of the Hitachi Magic Wand for several years, and I was just tickled to finally own one. The Hitachi Magic Wand had a reputation for being one of the best massage tools out there, and I was eager to find out if the rumors I had heard were true. SexToy.com carries the Hitachi Magic Wand.
I was not disappointed in the slightest.
I'm glad that the Hitachi Magic Wand plugs in, since I knew I would wear out batteries quickly, considering that I had planned on using it very often. The Hitachi Magic Wand has two speeds – fast and slow. Believe me, you don't need any more than that. It's a noisy thing, but the noise doesn't bother me. It's big and bulky and noisy – not a discreet vibrator. However, it can do much more than act as a sex toy, although it plays sex toy very well.
My husband has arthritis in his right hand, near his thumb. When we moved a year ago, the physical effort from the move hurt his hand, and it's been giving him problems ever since. Plus he plays lots of video games that sometimes hurt his hand, since he has to use his thumb to move around his Dark Age Of Camelot characters. When he held the ball of the Hitachi Magic Wand in the palm of his hand, the vibrations from the Wand (on slow) unknotted the muscle around his thumb, and it stopped hurting so much! I have flat feet, and the Wand on my arches made my feet feel much better. The powerful vibrations relaxed the muscles in my feet and in his hand.
The Hitachi Magic Wand felt wonderful on my back, especially around my tailbone and along my shoulder blades. I was like putty in my husband's hands when he ran that Wand over my back. It felt good on our faces, too. The Wand felt especially good on my jaw at the spot where my lower and upper jaws met. Sometimes I clench my teeth, and I can get a bit tight in that area. The Hitachi Magic Wand vibrated away any tension in my face. My husband used it along the sides of his nose – where his sinuses are located – and the Wand even cleared up his head! He had to blow his nose after using the Wand on his sinuses. So, when we get head colds, we will make a special point of using the Hitachi Magic Wand on our sinuses to clear up any congestion.
We have several cats, and the most curious one – Lucky – kept hovering around the bed when we were playing with the Hitachi Magic Wand. His "Fun Detector" must have gone off, so he had to know what this contraption was. I leaned over, and ran the Wand against his back. He liked it! I put the Wand on the slow speed, and ran it slowly over his back and by his tail. He didn't run away the way I thought he would. The Hitachi Magic Wand is so good that even your pets would like it. Our cats are very finicky, so the fact that Lucky liked feeling the Wand on his back says a lot of good about the Hitachi Magic Wand.
And now, the real fun part – using the Hitachi Magic Wand as a sex toy. We both let the Wand do it's magic on our genitals. After spending close to an hour giving each other massages with the Hitachi Magic Wand, my husband placed it on my clit. Within seconds – and I'm not exaggerating – I had an orgasm so intense that I doubled up backwards against the couch. I came in waves like I hadn't come in years. And then, once that orgasm died down, I had another one! I arched my back so much that I stood up in front of the couch! My husband used it on his balls, and it felt so good he groaned. Watch using the Hitachi Magic Wand on your anus. You'll relax so much that you'll risk leaving a mess on your couch!
The day after I received my Hitachi Magic Wand in the mail, I got my period, and it was a heavy one. The cramps hurt so badly they woke me up in the middle of the night. I figured it was time to let the Hitachi Magic Wand work its wonders on me. I turned the vibration on high, and rubbed it on my belly right over my uterus. That felt incredibly good, and I felt the cramps subsiding quite a bit. Then, I send the Wand a little lower and masturbated with it. The best thing a woman can do if she has really bad cramps is to have an orgasm. The orgasm helps relax that whole area, and the cramps either go away for awhile or they aren't as strong. It took me about five minutes, but I had another intense orgasm with the Wand. Orgasms with the Hitachi Magic Wand are much more intense than they are with finger play or even some other vibrators. Once I had my orgasms (I had several with the Wand) and I used the Wand on my belly, I was relaxed enough to finally get a good night's sleep.
I would recommend the Hitachi Magic Wand to anyone, male or female, who likes a good massage and wants a little sex play on the side. The Wand literally is magic on the human body. It's a great tool to own yourself or to give away as a gift. I can't praise the Hitachi Magic Wand enough. It's a wonderful little thing that packs quite a wallop.
March 17, 2010
Sex Toy Review: Berman Aphrodite Rechargeable Vibrator
I'm very impressed with the Aphrodite vibrator because it has the level of intensity in vibrations that I like, it's rechargeable, and it even warms after a few minutes. This isn't the first Berman toy I've reviewed. Click here for my review of the Berman Selene Vibrating Clit Pump, another fine product.
I like the warming quality of the Aphrodite vibrator. It feels great on my lower back when I'm a bit sore. It also works wonders on my hips when they're on fire after working out. The head of the Aphrodite vibrator turns red on the side that warms. It warms only on the slow vibration speed but that is perfectly fine. I like it that way.
The faster vibration speed doesn't have a warming element but the vibrations are intense and very pleasant. I use the slow speed for muscle relaxation and the faster speed for erotic massage.
The three sleeves give the Aphrodite vibrator even more versatility. I like to use the rounded tip sleeve on my erogenous zones, especially my clit. The direct pressure with the vibrations is very stimulating. The nubbed sleeve is great for body massage, especially when alternating with the warming element. The smooth sleeve is also good for general massage or erotic stimulation if you don't want extremely direct accuracy you get with the rounded tip sleeve.
The only thing I didn't like about the Aphrodite vibrator is that it's a bit heavy. I had to alternate hands when using it because my forearms kept cramping. It's not overly heavy, though. I suppose I could think of using it as a way of exercising my arms. I'll be buff in no time.
The Aphrodite vibrator is now one of my favorite vibrators. It's a classic muscle massager with multiple uses. I also like that it's rechargeable. I'm hooked on rechargeable sex toys now. They're my favorite.