November 05, 2015

Emotional Bliss Intimate Massagers

Emotional Bliss Intimate Massagers is holding a massive Indiegogo campaign, and you must get in on it! Here's the link to Emotional Bliss's Indiegogo campaign. Founded by Paul Telford working with Julia Cole an eminent British Psychosexual Therapist working in collaboration with Relate and The College of Sexual and Relationship Therapists (CORST), with over 300+ Psychosexual Therapists from the UK, Europe, USA and Australia based on the pioneering work undertaken in the 60's by Masters and Johnson in the USA. Emotional Bliss has evolved through a better understanding of how to stimulate the orgasmic platform, the most sexually responsive area within the female body.

Founder Paul Telford rightly said, "Every woman has the right to embrace their natural orgasm. Now... and throughout their lives."

I've reviewed two of Emotional Bliss's vibrators, the Femblossom and the Womolia. Both are fab. Here are my reviews. Read them, and participate in the campaign.

Emotional Bliss - Womolia

Emotional Bliss - Femblossom

Enjoy female pleasure like never before with Emotional Bliss products. Head to the Emotional Bliss Indiegogo campaign page and sign up now!

Posted on November 5, 2015 at 10:54 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

April 18, 2013

Lelo Liv - The Epitome Of Class

I have been writing about sex and sex toys for nearly a decade, and I have my personal favorites. Some sex toy brands are in a class all by themselves. Lelo is one of those brands. This wonderful company that hails from Sweden has the most desirable and innovative sex toys. They are the Lamborghini of sex toys - classy, expensive, streamlined, and they appeal to your vanity. There's something about Lelo toys that just scream "luxury". They bring to mind a secluded, romantic location on the cliffs in mid-summer overlooking the ocean, and you enjoy a picnic with your one true love. Devour mid-afternoon snacks of brie on wheat crackers with caviar, whilst enjoying a light breeze with the scent of the waves. You sip a delicate, sweet reisling out of antique crystal glasses whilst nibbling fresh, seasonal berries. Dipped in Belgian chocolate. Ah, that's The Good Life!

Lelo toys make me feel like the Good Life is right at my fingertips - literally. One especially good Lelo vibrator is Lelo Liv. It's a slender delight that is neither too big nor too thick. The handle is pearl white and the shaft is a delicate blue. This elegant and feminine vibe is 4 inches by 3/4 inches. It also doesn't look like a gigantic purple dick. This vibrator has class. Streamlined and graceful, Lelo Liv will make all your fantasies come true - emphasis on come!

Lelo toys, including Lelo Liv, are made of silicone - a much safer and frankly much better material than jelly rubber. You do pay a bit more for silicone toys but you're getting a higher quality sex toy. I figure if I'm going to treat myself well, I want the best material out there. Lelo uses top-notch materials to make their sex toys.

Lelo also has an advantage over other sex toys in that their toys are rechargeable. No more running out of batteries! No more need to use extension cords to plug in my vibrator! You charge two hours for the first use. The LED flashes at first. Wait until you see a steady LED glow, and the vibe is fully charged. The run time on the highest setting is 90 minutes. When you press the round button at the base to turn it on, the button glows green whilst charged. Once the charge runs out, that button glows red. It's easy to tell when you need to recharge your vibrator. If you travel outside the United States you will need an adapter to charge your vibrator for international use.

The vibrations and pulsations coming from Lelo Liv are outstanding. Each vibration delights your lady parts in different ways at different levels of intensity. You may choose a range of rapid beats of pulsation or a slow and steady hum. Speaking of hum, this vibe is very quiet. You won't disturb your roommate with incessant buzzing. You won't sound like you're surrounded by a swarm of wasps when you use Lelo Liv.

I'm always on the lookout for a sex toy that's suitable for travel. Lelo toys in general are perfect for traveling. Lelo Liv is no exception. This vibe is small and thin. It fits easily in your luggage without bringing undue attention to itself. Since Lelo vibrators come with their own fancy gift boxes and satin pouches, you may store your Liv in its pouch so prying eyes won't see it. Keep it on your nightstand in your swanky hotel, knowing housekeeping won't mess with it whilst you're enjoying the pool or hot tub, or taking a break to grab some food from the hotel restaurant. Lelo toys are discreet, as is Lelo Liv.

Lelo Liv is a very versatile vibrator. It is designed for easy insertion since it is pointed at the end and streamlined in its design. You may also use it as a clit stimulator by aiming the tip directly on your hot spot or rubbing the sides in that same area. Insert it upon orgasm and grip it for all you're worth!

Lelo Liv comes with the following - a gift box, user manual, charger, satin storage pouch, and a one-year manufacturer's warranty. You are practically guaranteed you won't need to use the warranty since Lelo toys are built to last. If you're looking for a classy and well-made vibrator, you can't go wrong with Lelo Liv.

This vibrator sounds like Heaven on earth, doesn't it? You can't go wrong with a Lelo vibrator, and Liv is top-notch. You may find Lelo Liv as well as other Lelo products at Babeland. So what are you waiting for? Go buy your Lelo Liv now, and enjoy giving yourself the attention you deserve in a high class manner. Share Lelo Liv with a partner, and show him (or her) how to pleasure you with it. Get out those 1,000 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets and treat yourself well. Crack open a bottle of champagne and sip whilst nibbling chocolate truffles as you vibe your way to Nirvana. You deserve the best, and you deserve Lelo Liv. So pick one up today.

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May 09, 2012

Book Review: Best Lesbian Erotica 2012

Best Lesbian Erotica 2012
Edited by Kathleen Warnock

I have always enjoyed reading lesbian literature. It's not nearly as popular as other forms of erotic literature, like paranormals, bondage, steampunk, and male/male. I tend to not follow the trends anyway. Show me a good lesbian story and I'll show you a happy reader. Lesbian fiction is catching on now so maybe soon it will get the attention it deserves.

I enjoyed “Best Lesbian Erotica 2012”, which didn't surprise me. Each story was unique and very arousing. Being bisexual, I of course enjoy good sapphic fiction. The following stories were my favorites:

“Blood Lust” by Giselle Renard. I’ve never thought of cutting as particularly sexy but I can see how it can be a sexual release with this story. The bloodletting was incredibly arousing, moreso than I expected it to be. This one was a new experience for me. I welcome new experiences.

“The Produce Queen” by Michelle Brennan. I love stories with fruit and veggies as erotic tools. This one delivers!

“Rebel Girl” by Kirsty Logan. This very sexy tale had two women dancing around each other for the longest time before they consummated their relationship. I liked that they started off with men who were not nearly as sexy as they were together.

“Touched” by Amy Butcher. I grew up Catholic and went to a Catholic school so I know how repressive these places can be. I don’t know what was sexier about this story – the anticipation or the incessant flirting. This story is a promise of things to come and things that had been. I liked the cognitive dissonance in the girl who resisted. That’s so true to life.

As I had expected, every one of these stories was highly sensuous, very arousing, and well-written. I’m not into the Penthouse Letters variety of erotic writing. These stories turned me on in more ways than I could count. These writers are very talented and it shows in the wide variety of stories to read. You can count on Babeland to deliver fantastic erotic literature and sex toys.

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October 28, 2011

Babeland Review: Solar Bullet

When I first heard about solar powered sex toys, I had to try the wave of the future. So the moment I had a chance to review the Solar Bullet I jumped at the chance. Here's the Babeland description of this delightful sex toy: "Get off on saving the planet with the Solar Bullet vibe. Eight hours of exposure to sunshine provides one hour of blissful two-speed vibration against your clit, balls, perineum... you decide. Makes a perfect gift for your favorite tree-hugging pleasure-seeker, or bring it on your next camping trip. To top it all off, the box is printed to environmentally responsible Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) standards."

I wanted to test this baby out and see for myself whether or not a solar powered sex toy could hold a charge.

It sure does. Much better than the solar powered purple Halloween lights I bought at the same time this bullet arrived in the mail. I live in an apartment in New England and this time of year the sun drops from the sky at about 4:30 in the afternoon. Not much time for sunlight. Still, this solar bullet was able to build and maintain a nice charge for many hours. I wish my Halloween lights would have done that but they didn't. The solar bullet proved to me that solar powered objects need not be a lot of work and aggravation to charge and operate.

I didn't have to rely only on sunlight, either. I kept the solar bullet and my Halloween lights beneath a bedroom lamp an entire morning and afternoon. The solar bullet has worked since like a charm. The Halloween lights? Not so much. It shouldn't be that hard for those things to light up, but they won't. Maybe I should plug the Halloween lights into the solar bullet's power pack, and maybe they'll finally accept a charge. Nah, not a good idea. I returned the Halloween lights to the store but I've been using this solar bullet nearly every night and it's given me the most amazing orgasms.

This solar bullet is much more powerful than other clitoral vibrators I own. It packs its power directly onto my clit with vibrations more intense than the the other sex toys I use. The only disadvantage is the first time I used it I came too quickly. It felt that good. Then again, I'd been eager to use it all day so I was already revved up. Since then I've spaced out my orgasms and the solar bullet keeps me happy for as long as I like. When I come with this vibrator I double over with pleasure. That's how good it feels. All I need do is sit in near my bedroom window and the light that manages to make it into the apartment charges it just fine. I then top it off by sitting the solar bullet under my bedroom lamp. A light on the side lets me know it's charging.

I highly recommend this delightful sex toy to anyone who wants to try out a solar powered vibrator. I've never used anything like this before and it was great fun. It's small enough for travel and I don't need to plug it in (obviously) so it can sit near a hotel room window and it will charge just fine. This powerful bullet packs a wallop, too. I know those reading my review will enjoy is as much as I have.

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Read my other Babeland Sex Toys Reviews here on my blog, and don't forget my Sex Toys Reviews Category.

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March 24, 2011

Come To My New Blog And Web Site!

I have a new blog and web site, and I'm inviting everyone to it. This blog/web site focuses on my erotic writing. I will continue to post sex toys reviews on this blog. So, if you want to keep up with me, visit me at my new digs.

Elizabeth Black - Blog and Web site

See you there!

Lizzie

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March 20, 2011

Babeland Review: Lelo Flickering Touch Candle

I have always loved Lelo products so imagine my delight when Lelo came out with its own line of massage candles! The scents sounded so incredibly delightful it was hard to choose just one, so I chose what sounded to me like the most exotic and romantic scent: Lelo Flickering Touch Massage Candle in Snow Pear and Cedarwood. Other scents include vanilla and creme de cacoa, and black pepper and pomegranate.

This isn't your average massage candle in a metal tin that smells like it belongs in a head shop. This candle comes in a classy shiny black container with a silver lid and green handle. The scent is delicate and alluring, exactly what I wanted. I imagined fresh spring blossoms falling from a Japanese cherry tree into a stream when I smelled it. The oil itself is smooth and warm. Not the least bit cloying or sticky. The slick oil flowed like a dream over my skin, warming me as my husband massaged me and making me relax like never before. This oil is infused with vitamin E and you can tell by the feel of it. This oil moisturized my skin, which is important to me since I moisturize daily after every shower.

We love foot rubs in this house since I have sensitive feet and my husband is often on his feet at work during the day. This massage candle is perfect for relaxing after both of us endured a long day at work. Feeling the warm oil between my toes and especially on my arches made me relax so much I could have fallen asleep on the couch. My husband massaged my legs up to my knees with this amazing oil. A little went a long way, too. I can always count on Lelo to create incredible products and their line of massage candles is no different. I'm very satisfied with my candle and the oil it creates, and so is my husband. Even better, this candle burns for 36 hours so there's plenty of time and oil to go around. It will be a very long time before we run out. Then we try another scent! What fun!

Here are the containers for the other two candles.

Buy your sex toys at Babeland!

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February 13, 2011

Babeland Review: Slimline Pirates Rocket Vibrator

Pirates Rocket Vibrator - with abject apologies to Robert Lewis Stevenson and "Treasure Island"

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
A vibe that surpasses the best of the best
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
With gleaming gems on a rounded base
And a velvety finish to suit her taste
Her climax will make her little heart race
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the lover's mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Three designs to make her sweat
Two vibe patterns her desires are met
And intensity levels she'll never forget
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Fifteen men of 'em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed her virtue,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Skull and crossbones on the shaft
Batteries, buy them in a two-pack
Eight inches of joy without any slack
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

This delightful pocket vibe is patterned after the popular "Pirates" and "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" porn movie series. This movie series has released a series of pirate-themed sex toys that are quite amusing to behold - and joy to use. The Pirates Rocket Vibrator comes in three kitschy designs, all shown below.

All you need are two C batteries to get you started. The shaft, made of hard plastic, is velvety soft, and the vibrations intense and enjoyable. The pulsation patterns will send you into the orgasm stratosphere: undulating, pulsating, and continuous. Whilst the shaft itself is eight inches long, six inches of it is insertable. This vibe may be used vaginally or on your clitoris, or a combination of both. If you enjoy deeper penetration, this vibe is well suited to your needs. It's not a G-spot vibe, but it's sure great fun to use. The pirate-themed tattoos on the shaft give this jewel-encrusted vibe a kitschy look. It's a fun toy to use and view. And it will deliver you orgasms so intense you'll start speaking in Buccaneer. Yarrrr!!!

Buy your sex toys at Babeland!

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Read my other Babeland Sex Toys Reviews here on my blog, and don't forget my Sex Toys Reviews Category. Now shiver your timbers and buy yourself some pirate booty!

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February 08, 2011

Pleasurists #116 - And I'm Editor's Pick Again!!

The Countess' Note: OMG I won "Editor's Pick"!!! This is the second time I made "Editor's Pick". I was hoping I would win this time. Yeah, she loves and hates the review at the same time. So do I. It's very over-the-top. Here's my review so you may laugh and cringe at the same time:

The Countess: Babeland Review - Pirates Pleasure Ring

Yarrr!!!


Forbidden Fruit by Bountiful

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #115? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #117? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form and submit it before Sunday February 13th @ 11:59pm Pacific.

Want to win some swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Editor’s Pick

  • Pirates Pleasure Ring by The Countess
  • Ye have two choices between scribbles – the purple Maltese cross or the black skull n’ bandana. Buy one of each and turn on the saucy maids and/’r cockswains with your Cap’n At Full Mast! She’ll never turn ye away from her binnacle ever again, matey. And he’ll let you into his Poop Deck with yer mighty multi-barreled pistol! Here’s th’ best news o’all – this scabbard guard vibrates like a schooner hit by yer cannons!!!

    Note: I both love and hate this review at the same time. I adore unique reviews like this and find the pirate speak amusing and awesome, plus there’s a pirate cat picture.

Editor
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February 04, 2011

Babeland Review: Pirates Pleasure Ring

Avast ye maties! Do yerself a favor and slap on th' Pirates Pleasure Ring, a wonderfully stretchy and kitschy sex toy that fits around yer Jolly Roger! Fer the landlubbers out thar who ain't familiar with ye pirates of lore, this cracking cock ring was inspired by the porn DVD series "Pirates" and "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge", two of the most popular pirate porn DVDs out thar. The movies star porn legends such as Jesse Jane, Sasha Grey, and Evan Stone. Ye've never seen scallywags and picaroons such as these in many a moon!

Ye have two choices between scribbles - the purple Maltese cross or the black skull n' bandana. Buy one of each and turn on the saucy maids and/'r cockswains with your Cap'n At Full Mast! She'll never turn ye away from her binnacle ever again, matey. And he'll let you into his Poop Deck with yer mighty multi-barreled pistol! Here's th' best news o'all - this scabbard guard vibrates like a schooner hit by yer cannons!!!

Ye now can buzz yer way to a massive ARRR-gasm with this kick'n cock ring. Narey a better nor more valuable ring has been found even in Davy Jones' Locker. It stretches to fit any size Pirate cutlass. The mini vibe is shaped like a skull embossed on shiny gold. Add this cock ring to yer own treasures and seduce the saucy maids n' cockswains with yer massive flintlock! The ring is stretchy n' comfortable to wear. It doesn't even pinch yer nads. And it looks like a million Pieces of Eight! Board her ship or notch his rullock with confidence when you use this incredible cock ring.

So you want t' talk like a scurvy pirate? Try this web site which is a tad like a Pirate Babelfish. Just plug in yer ramblings and the computer program translates yer speech into Buccaneer! So now all your sex toys reviews can be translated int' Pirate-speak. Yarrr!

Buy yer sex toys at Babeland!

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Posted on February 4, 2011 at 01:20 PM | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBack

January 13, 2011

Babeland Review - Best Women's Erotica 2010

Being a writer of erotic literature, I was delighted to sit down and devour Best Women's Erotica 2010. This particular series is very well respected in erotic quarters, as are both the publisher Cleis Press and the editor, VioletBlue. I saw many familiar names penning the stories such as K. D. Grace, Rachel Kramer Bussel, Sommer Marsden, and Alyson Tyler. I've had internet contact with some of them via my own submission process and Facebook. The stories with in this book are cream of the crop; the best erotic short fiction out there.

This particular book is geared towards straight women with women as protagonists. You will find no subjugation of women within the pages, and each female character stars in her own sexually empowering and exciting story. The eighteen stories are contemporary and very imaginative. They are also so hot you'll need to turn on the air conditioning, even in the dead of winter with snow on the ground. Case in point is K. D. Grace's story "Veggin", which was one of the first ones I read. Although I'm sure many women have either imagined or actually used carrots, zucchini, and cucumbers as sex toys, Grace ratchets up the heat level with some very descriptive and sensuous action regarding a woman invading her sexy male neighbor's vegetable garden. Food continues to be a major theme in Bussel's story "Secret Service", which is about a food establishment catering to women that offers another form of sensuous pleasure behind closed doors. I won't spoil the story by saying what that is. You'll have to read the book to find out!

This book is ideal for couples reading sexy stories to each other by candlelight to set a sensuous mood before a night of hot sex. Or enjoy them on your own in the bath up to your neck in fragrant bubbles. I read several of these stories more than once because I was in the mood for them and because they really are that good.

This book isn't rote fucking in a Penthouse Letters style. These are very well-written stories with plot and character development. Plus they are only about 5,000 words each, which is quite a mean feat when it comes to kick-ass writing. Short stories are not easy to write. You have to get a lot of information out there - with the emotion that goes with it - in only a few thousand words. If this is your first time reading erotic literature or if you're tired of wasting your time with poorly-written smut, definitely pick up a copy of this book. You won't be sorry.

Posted on January 13, 2011 at 01:49 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack