March 24, 2011
Come To My New Blog And Web Site!
I have a new blog and web site, and I'm inviting everyone to it. This blog/web site focuses on my erotic writing. I will continue to post sex toys reviews on this blog. So, if you want to keep up with me, visit me at my new digs.
See you there!
May 29, 2010
Adult Sex Toys Review - Lelo Tor
My husband has erectile problems so I thought that he might get some enjoyment from using a cock ring. I requested the Lelo Tor for review to see first, if he liked the feel of it, and second, if it helped us in any way in the sex department.
Lelo Tor gets its name from Norse mythology's god of thunder (Thor). I also know that "tor" means "high hill", not that that means anything in particular; it's just interesting trivia.
First, the feel of it. Lelo Tor is a very stretchy vibrating cock ring that fit well over his cock. He could have worn it by pulling his balls and cock through but he didn't want to do that. This vibrating cock ring is of a much more sophisticated and streamlined design than any other cock ring I've ever seen. Lelo Tor is designed to both please a man and his female partner since this cock ring has a bumper for her pleasure.
The stretchy phthalates-free material enables Lelo Tor to fit well over a penis or penis and balls. One warning though - make sure you shave your genitals before putting on this cock ring. Lelo Tor has a bad habit of catching hair and yanking on it, which is both painful and distracting. My husband found the vibrations to be distracting, but I doubt most men would find them to be that way. My husband is just different. There are six separate vibration patterns that you can choose with the click of the button on the cock ring. A blessing is that the vibrations are nearly silent. Our bed is right next to our bedroom window, which is open now because of the heat of spring. It wouldn't do for our neighbors to hear incessant buzzing coming from our bedroom in the dead of night.
Wear the Lelo Tor with the bumper underneath to vibrate against your balls or wear it with the bumper on top when having intercourse so she can enjoy the vibrations as well. Lelo Tor is designed like most cock rings to hold blood in the penis so that it gets harder and thicker. This classy looking cock ring is stretchy enough to fit even the most massive of men.
Lelo Tor, like all Lelo sex toys, is rechargeable so you don't have to mess with pesky batteries or cords. a two hour charge will get you nearly two hours of sheer sexual bliss. Sign up with 646-230 for getting incredible online ccna braindump courses and pass4sure 70-293 prep guides. We also provide best 000-087 dumps & testking SY0-201 with guaranteed success. Best of all is that rechargeable Lelo Tor is the equivalent of 10,000 disposable cock rings, so you're saving yourself quite a bit of money.
If you are looking for a classy vibrating cock ring that is a step above your average cock ring, invest in a Lelo Tor. You won't be sorry.
May 17, 2010
Adult Sex Toys Porn Review - Pirates
I had heard about Pirates for quite some time and I was eager to review it. See, I'm fussy about porn. Most of it does absolutely nothing for me. I'm not attracted to either the men or the women in most porn, which is no mean feat because I'm bi. The endless fucking by people who look bored doesn't turn me on at all. I do like some classic porn, which I have reviewed here, but for the most part it's hard for me to find porn that pleases me. It's even harder for me to find porn that turns me on.
That is, until I finally saw Pirates. Now this is a fun movie! Made in 2005, it has it all - a plot, actors who can act, humor, gorgeous people, amazing sets and special effects (the budget for this movie was a million, and that's pretty cool considering it's porn), beautiful costumes, and candles... lots of candles.
Here's an amusing trivia tidbit about the movie from the Internet Movie Database: "Some scenes were filmed aboard the HMS Bounty, at The Pier in St. Petersburg, Florida. The city of St. Petersburg, which owns The Pier, did not realize that the film was porn; the producers represented the film as a PG-13-level comedy for television." Ha! The HMS Bounty will never live this one down!
Pirates won and was nominated for a slew of awards, including the AVN award for top selling title of the year, AVN best actor, best actress, best all-girl sex scene - video, best director, best supporting actor, best music, and much more. In all, Pirates won thirteen awards and was nominated for ten awards. Pretty spiffy.
I could see the influence of "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl" in this movie since quite a few of the men tried to pull off the Capt. Jack Sparrow look. These days, no self respecting pirate leaves his crow's nest without eyeliner.
The plot was loads of fun. If all the sex scenes were taken out, this movie would still make a nice stand-alone pirate flick, but of course the sex scenes only add to the enjoyment. Here's the plot summary from the Internet Movie Database, which gave Pirates a 7.5 out of 10 rating. Not bad for a porn flick.
I found as I watched this delightful movie that I was attracted to lots of people, in particular Jesse Jane as Jules and Evan Stone as Capt. Edward Reynolds. Other notables are Carmen Luvana, Tegan, Tommy Gunn, and Devon. Reynolds' fucking and acting came across as very hot and natural. Jesse Jane was just incredibly hot to watch. True, the actors are buff and all have been under the plastic surgeon's knife (note: every boob in this movie is fake) but I liked the hardbodies very much. This is a movie I could jerk off to.
I'm going to find more movies made by this production company, Digital Playground. There are two sequels to Pirates and I would happily jerk off to both while enjoying a good movie. The director, Joone, has quite a bit of talent. The high production values did not get past me. I found other movies by Digital Playground that I would love to see and review so that you too may enjoy them. Pirates was a blast to watch - more than once, mind you - and I highly recommend it to anyone who wants a fun and sexy porn movie to round out your evening. This movie is ideal for couples as well. Sit back, pop some popcorn, and enjoy
May 12, 2010
Adult Sex Toys Review - Lelo Lily
I absolutely adore Lelo products, so imagine my delight to have a chance to review Lelo Lily Black. Lelo Lily Black is very similar to Lelo Nea, which I also own. For the most part, both are identical except for the surface finish and design. I like using both of them.
Lelo Lily Black is a small, three inch vibrator that fits snugly in the palm of my hand. The buttons at the base give me silent vibrations ranging from a gentle purr to pulse-pounding power. While this massager works well as a sensation toy for playing with my nipples and especially rubbing along my neck, it works best as a clit stimulator. Made for external use, Lelo Lily Black is a sleek and handsome sex toy that looks very classy but don't be fooled by its elegant looks. This vibrator really packs a wallop. The teardrop design makes it easy to fit in my hand and it feels very comfortable. The narrow tip homes right in on my clit and gives me intense massage. Lelo Lily Black comes in several classy colors but I have always preferred black.
Lelo Lily Black comes in the handsome black Lelo box and it has a silk bag for travel. One thing I like about it very much is that it is rechargeable. No wires to mess with. No batteries to buy. I just plug it into the wall and after only a few hours of charging it's ready to make me happy all night and day! Being rechargeable makes this sex toy ideal for traveling. We're supposed to go to Maryland to visit the kids and my friends in a couple of months and my Lelo Lily Black is going with me.
Lelo is my favorite sex toys company and I'm sure other people think the same way I do. Lelo Lily Black doesn't disappoint at all. It delivers intense orgasms, it's a classy sex toy, and it can go for hours on end. Get fast success in HP0-J40 and ccvp exams by using our latest pass4sure 70-400 exams? We also offer up-to-date 1z0-042 exam questions and answers for your prep of testking 220-701.
April 21, 2010
Mother Nature Gets Naughty: Eco-Friendly Sex Toys For Earth Day
So you use bio-degradable cleaning materials, recycle your trash, drive a hybrid, eat organic food and cook everything from scratch. I'm fairly green. We don't recycle but I make my own soaps, body lotions, shampoos, and even cleaning solutions from generic bases meant for people suffering from chemical sensitivity. I like them because they're cheap and I get to make any scent I like. Plus the shea butter base is much better for my skin than lye-based soap. My husband cooks our food from scratch and I grow my own herbs and vegetables. My indoor space for planting now includes basil, thyme, sage, a leek and some scallions. I cut the ends off of the leek and scallions and planted them. I used to do that when I lived in a house with a garden and it's wonderful. The greens just take off and even bloom! I don't even own a car. We use the local public transportation system. Now that's green! There are many ways to go green.
Since you live a green life, why not buy eco-friendly sex toys, especially on Earth Day? Consumers have led the drive towards urging manufacturers to make sex toys from healthier materials. Many sex toys are made from a "jelly" material from a family of compounds called phthalates. It's a type of plastic and everyone knows plastic does not decompose. Once it's in a landfill it's there for thousands of years. Scientists are uncertain regarding the effects of exposure to phthalates by humans but consumers aren't taking any chances. Recycling has led them to be more aware of materials in many things they take for granted every day, including their sex toys.
So some sex toys manufacturers have taken to using materials that are safer for human consumption, such as silicone, glass, elastomer rubber, and even wood. While some sex toys companies are going completely phthalate-free, others offer sex toys made of those other materials in addition to the jelly ones because those jelly sex toys remain popular. A benefit of the other materials is that they are better for the environment and they are skin-safe. A disadvantage is that they tend to make the sex toys more expensive, but over the past few years with women and couples monopolizing sex toys sales, consumers are more willing to pay more money for a higher-quality, better made sex toy. Sales of sex toys from manufacturers such as Lelo and Jimmy Jane show how true that really is.
So now your curiosity is piqued and you want to try an eco-friendly sex toy? Well, guess what? You're in luck! Adult Sex Toys is hosting an Earth Day contest and you stand a chance to win some wonderful prizes. All you have to do is any of the five following things:
Easy as pie! And look at what you get a chance to win:
These are high quality sex toys that you will love. Go to Adult Sex Toys and look over their entire selection of eco-friendly sex toys. Run searches for glass and silicone to find some of them. And don't forget to enter the contest! And don't forget to enjoy Earth Day.