March 24, 2011

Come To My New Blog And Web Site!

I have a new blog and web site, and I'm inviting everyone to it. This blog/web site focuses on my erotic writing. I will continue to post sex toys reviews on this blog. So, if you want to keep up with me, visit me at my new digs.

Elizabeth Black - Blog and Web site

See you there!

Lizzie

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January 14, 2011

New Today: Indiscretions Vol. 2 - The Mile High Club and Room Service

I'm a featured author at my publisher, Romance Divine. Check out selections of my books, buy, and read.

http://www.romancedivine.com/

Romance Divine is the featured publisher at Rainbow EBooks from January 14 - 16, 2011. Click on the link on the main page to take you to the Romance Divine section. My books "Feral Heat", "Fountain Of Youth", and my new release "Indiscretions Vol. 2" are featured.

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Head on over there during Romance Divine's featured days that weekend and get 20% off my new release INDISCRETIONS VOL. 2 - The Mile High Club and Room Service. And get 20% off my other Romance Divine titles as well.

Release Date: 14 January 2011
ISBN: 978-1-935757-12-2
Author: Elizabeth Black
Format: E-Book
Genre: Erotica
Category: Erotic, Male Male, Gay, Hetero, Multiple Partner, Threesome, Ménage, Short Stories
Length: 7,627 words 41 pp (PDF)
Price: $3.99

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Elizabeth Black continues her ribald Indiscretions series with Indiscretions: Vol. II. These two short stories follow the amorous adventures of Caryn as she wings her way across country to a writer’s convention. In THE MILE HIGH CLUB, Caryn has a high altitude fling with the sexy Jeremy. Their encounter isn’t without comic complications, but a very good time is had by all. The action continues in ROOM SERVICE, when Caryn and Jeremy meet a mutual friend and the sexual action is three-times hotter!

EXCERPT - THE MILE HIGH CLUB

"May I take this seat?"

She was startled out of her reverie by the most delicious man she had ever seen. Dark brown hair fell in the brightest blue eyes she had ever seen. The smile he gave her showed off deep dimples in each cheek. His dark grey suit and silk tie shouted money. The body encased in that suit had broad shoulders and what she strongly suspected were six-pack abs from workouts at a private gym. He was serious man-candy! His gaze moved from her face to her tits – exactly why she bought them in the first place.

"Of course. Would you like to share some champagne?"

He sat down. "I'd love some champagne.”

"Lovely, my name is Caryn. I'm on my way to California."

"I'm Jeremy. I'm heading to California, too. Business or pleasure?"

Oh, it'll be my business to pleasure you! "A little of both. Convention near San Diego."

"Same here. Are you staying at the Hotel Del Coronado?"

"Yes! That's where the convention is being held. Are you staying there, too?"

"I sure am. Talk about a small world," He looked her up and down, taking in her heart-shaped face and brand new tits in one swoop. He moved his arm to rest one hand on a shapely leg, just below her skirt's hem. "You're very sexy." His fingers pressed into the soft skin above her knee.

She moved her legs apart to give him greater access to her pussy, which was just starting to warm up. She wanted to feel his fingers against her clit, all the way up here in First Class 35,000 feet above the ground. Does that mean I’m part of the Mile High Club? And all this time she thought that was an urban legend. "You're very sexy, too. I love the dimples."

EXCERPT - ROOM SERVICE

"Takeshi!" She was so happy to see him she couldn't help but give him a bear hug, nearly lifting him off his feet. A lingering buss on the cheek hid the lust she felt for him. Although he did not express his passion towards her with the same fervor, she knew he was as aroused by her mere presence as she, judging by his quick intake of breath. Takeshi was an honorable and subtle man who exuded class. She turned to Jeremy. "Do you two know each other?"

"Yes," Jeremy said. "We met last year." Am I mistaken or do I see the hint-of-past-lover whimsy in their eyes? "It's good to see you again, Takeshi."

"Such a small world," Takeshi said. "I have a gift for you, Caryn." He held out a hardback book. "My first book, published this year by Harper Collins. I autographed it for you."

"Congratulations!" Caryn squealed as she took the book. "So you finally did it!"

"I knew you would get published," Jeremy said. "It was just a matter of time."

She wanted to spend more alone time with these two scrumptious men. Would they be up for a threesome? Both of them were clearly into her, she gazed at the two men – and into each other? "Let me put the book in my room. Please come in. I have wine if you'd like some."

"I never turn down free wine. Count me in!" The three of them entered Caryn's room which in her mind still smelled like sex. Sweat and a lingering scent of strawberry lube, a heady combination. She wondered if Takeshi would notice. He must have noticed something was up since she and Jeremy had left her room the moment Takeshi approached her. She poured wine into three plastic glasses and handed them out. If she was going to enjoy more dalliances she welcomed the relaxing mood a glass of wine would give her.

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January 12, 2011

Indiscretions Vol. 2 Now Available!

I'm a featured author at my publisher, Romance Divine.Check out selections of my books, buy, and read. Fun news: although INDISCRETIONS VOL. 2 isn't due to be released until Friday January 14, 2011, you can buy it NOW at the Romance Divine website!

http://www.romancedivine.com/

Romance Divine is the featured publisher at Rainbow EBooks from January 14 - 16, 2011. My new book INDISCRETIONS VOL. 2 - The Mile High Club and Room Service will be featured. This book is much hotter and kinkier than my other books.It's got it all: m/m, m/m/f, bondage, anal, airplane sex, hotel sex.

Here's the link to Rainbow Ebooks:

http://www.rainbowebooks.com/store/

Head on over there during Romance Divine's featured days that weekend and get 20% off my new release INDISCRETIONS VOL. 2 - The Mile High Club and Room Service. And get 20% off my other Romance Divine titles as well.

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January 06, 2011

Indiscretions Vol. 1: Caught and Wild Child

Enjoy "Indiscretions Vol. 1". "Indiscretions Vol. 2" comes out January 14, 2011.

Romance Divine is the featured publisher at Rainbow EBooks from January 14 - 16, 2011. My new book "Indiscretions Vol. 2 - The Mile High Club and Room Service" will be featured. This book is much hotter and kinkier than my other books. It's got it all: m/m, m/m/f, bondage, anal, airplane sex, hotel sex.

Here's the link to Rainbow Ebooks:

http://www.rainbowebooks.com/store/

Head on over there during Romance Divine's featured days that weekend and get 20% off my new release "Indiscretions Vol. 2 - The Mile High Club and Room Service". And get 20% off my other Romance Divine titles as well.

But first, enjoy "Indiscretions Vol. 1"

Title: Indiscretions Vol. I
ISBN: 978-1-935757-01-6
Author: Elizabeth Black
Format: E-Book
Length: 7,467 words 36 pp (PDF)
Genre: Erotica
Category: Erotic, Cougar, Romance, Humor
Price: $3.99

Buy it:

Amazon Kindle

AllRomanceebooks

Bookstrand

Trailer For INDISCRETIONS VOL. 1

Blurb:

From the Romance Divine Mistress of Mayhem, Elizabeth Black, come two ribald tales of neighborly lust. Kevin was enamored with his older neighbor, sexy Cougar Betsy, and their clandestine trysts were bawdy bouts of passion. The lovers are surprised by the arrival of Betsy’s husband and Kevin’s rooftop escape is blocked by an angry avian aggressor. It’s man versus seagull in CAUGHT. In WILD CHILD a ginger root becomes the terrible tuber as the lovers get to the bottom of a new kind of love.

Excerpt from CAUGHT:


Kevin grabbed her tits and bounced them together like croquet balls. Betsy pushed him out of the way with one stockinged foot. She pressed both hands against Kevin's chest, and shoved him onto his back. She reached for the metal tin on her bedroom dresser. Bottles of scented and flavored oil sat on that dresser within reach of any of Betsy's fantasies. Right now, she had a Blowjob Goddess fantasy.

Kevin crawled around the bedroom dressed only in his Jocko's briefs. At twenty-nine, he was at an age where he could get away with wearing Jockos without requiring the little old ladies in the neighborhood to use eye bleach if they ever caught sight of him. Those little old ladies would cluck like the hens they were if they saw him crawling on all fours around Betsy Palmer's bedroom while her husband was at work. Kevin often had nightmares of Dean walking in and catching them together; Betsy with her bony ankles locked around his waist, him with his hairy ass up in the air, giving Dean the "I'm boinking your wife" salute. Despite that fear, Kevin was a thrill-seeker, just like Betsy, so they chose to carry on many of their trysts in her bedroom, just because of the high danger quotient.

What excited Kevin about Betsy was that she was a hot forty-seven to his twenty-nine. When he moved in next door, and saw her luscious ass as she leaned over in her garden pruning deadheads off of her daisy patch, he knew he’d found some prime cougar meat. It had been a dream of his to sink his teeth into a cougar, but he’d never met one until the Lust Gods dropped Betsy in his lap.

He knew where Betsy hid because she always hid in the same place. The fun was wondering what she was or was not wearing. Betsy was loads of fun, which was one of the reasons Kevin liked her so much. She was Hell On Wheels in the sex department, but he had a soft spot in his heart for her. And a hard spot on his dick for her.

He tiptoed to the closet door, and rapped his bare knuckles on the wood.

"Polo!"

Betsy giggled.

"Olly olly oxen free! I want you to come on me!"

Betsy laughed.

"Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he! With a cock for his wife and a fuck for his slut and a suck for his minstrels three!"

Betsy snorted.

Kevin flung the door open. Betsy squealed and jumped in his arms. She wore a black crotchless teddy and fishnet stockings. She pressed her full breasts into his face. While her breasts drooped a bit with age, there wasn't much fat on her body, which was tanned and toned. Her tummy was a bit soft, but Kevin liked the feel of her soft flesh beneath his fingers. It was obvious she worked out. Kevin wondered if she had a little nip here and a little tuck there, but he was too polite to ask. His cougar just celebrated her birthday, and she was hotter than a fried egg on a steaming car hood during the Dog Days of August.

"My, aren't you the little slut? Love the outfit. Did the tits come with it?"

"The tits go where I go. You better love it; you bought it for me."

"Let me break it in."

He carried her to the bed. Both of them landed so hard on the mattress that Betsy's perfume bottles jangled on the dresser. She let out a laugh that sounded like a mule braying; Betsy was not known for her decorum. Kevin didn't care because all he was interested in was sticking his rock hard wang in her hot, sticky cooze. And she wanted him so bad she could taste his jizz before he even shot it in her mouth.

Excerpt from WILD CHILD:

The plug slowly slid into his rectum. He clenched his muscles around it, waiting for the heat he wanted so badly. Figging was new to both of them, although they had read about it months ago on the Internet. As Betsy said, if they read it on the Internet, it must be true.

The raccoon coat slid to the floor. The outfit was new. He had never seen it before. She wore a crimson corset that left her breasts bare and ready for his eager lips. Crotchless panties filled out the costume. Her glistening pussy enfolded a remote controlled butterfly vibrator. When did she buy that? I didn't get it for her. Wouldn't it be a hoot if Dean bought it? Or a fuck buddy I don't know about?

She placed a small box on the bedroom dresser, and turned a knob. The butterfly hummed against her clit. She was ready for some action.

At the sight of her red public hairs playing "boo" with him, his dick got hard again. With his dick going up and down, hard and semi-soft, he had an aching case of blue balls. Only Betsy could relieve his distress.

She tore at his t-shirt. He pulled it over his head, and tossed it on the floor. The jeans came off next. With one hand, he twirled the Jocko around over his head, and tossed it across the room. Naked and standing at attention, he lay on the bed, ready for her to ravish his body.

"Are all these toys for me?"

"You bet. Use whatever you want."

She grabbed the bottle of warming lube, and held up one of the ginger plugs.

"Let's play proctologist."

"You make it sound so clinical." He turned over on his back.

He felt lube drip down the crack of his ass. At least she had the decency to warm it up in her palms before letting it drip on her skin. Her breath blew on him, warming the lube as she rubbed it into his ass and around his anus. That warmth was a good feeling, and he wanted more of it. He scooted up the mattress a bit so that his asshole would be more accessible to her. She rubbed the plug along the edge of his anus, teasing his tender skin but not inserting the plug.

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December 10, 2010

Bah! Humbug!

I hate Christmas, with all the good cheer, mawkish and overly sentimental holiday movies, the Lifetime channel, the higher electric bill from putting up all the lights, having to spend time with dysfunctional family members, and fruitcake. The same fruitcake that has been circulating for the past twenty years. It's a doorstop, not a fruitcake.

Okay, I lie. I like some of those movies, mostly "A Charlie Brown Christmas" and "A Christmas Story". I might even break down, make some spiked egg nog, and watch Santa Claus Conquers The Martians. It has Santa, martians, and Pia Zadora. What's not to love? And of course there's Dead End, which is about a cranky, dysfunctional family taking the scenic route to Grandmas for Christmas dinner. Hey, it stars Ray Wise, so you know it's gonna be good. Even the Tomato Meter gave it a good rating. We watch this one every year as our traditional Christmas movie.

I like decorating the house, although I've been so sick this fall I still have yet to remove the Halloween decorations. And now that we have a free fake tree, no more fricking pine needles!!! I even liked the house in the south covered with so many Christmas light the birds were fooled into thinking we had Thirty Days Of Light.

This brings me to one of my favorite memories when I was a kid in the 1960s. Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners were always amusing. One year at my aunt's, my cousin and I were playing on the floor in the living room while the men watched football. My uncle had just bought a brand new, state of the art remote controlled Zenith. This was the 1960s so such a TV was a sign you made it in the world, at least in my family's circle. My uncle showed off his new TV, turning channels and turning the thing on and off with the remote. Wow, you didn't need to get off the couch to change the channel! The first generation of couch potatoes were born. I wore a charm bracelet that we figured out pretty quick was turning off the TV - right during the kick off! I couldn't have timed it better. Turned out the frequency of my charm bracelet matched the frequency of the brand new remote controlled Zenith my uncle had recently bought, and whenever I shook the bracelet hard enough, the TV would turn off. So my cousin and I kept waiting for the most important moment in the game and I'd shake my charm bracelet. The men were getting very mad and I thought my uncle was going to toss a brick through the TV. He pounded on its side and got very frustrated. Finally, my aunt figured out what we were doing and she took my charm bracelet - after we gave the men a demonstration. Everyone was impressed. Everyone wanted to kill me.

I include a version of that true story in my erotic Christmas short story "Tinsel Temptations'. This story is based on my fondest childhood Christmas and Thanksgiving memories when I was a kid in the 1960s. I didn't live in a "Mad Men" world in that era, since I grew up in a working class neighborhood. "Tinsel Temptations" takes my own holiday memories and adds some very hot sex to them. John Jones and his "not really his cousin" Jessica are 21 and 19 respectively, yet they are still stuck at the kid's table for Christmas dinner. Remember the kid's table? If you want a laugh out loud, sexy read, check out my Christmas story, "Tinsel Temptations".

And now it's time for "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians". We have the MST3K version. Good times!

Title: Tinsel Temptations

Release Date: 08 October 2010

ISBN: 978-1-935757-00-9

Author: Elizabeth Black

Format: E-Book

Length: 3,445 words 21 pp (PDF)

Genre: Holiday Romance

Category: Holiday, Humor, Nostalgic, Erotic

Price: $2.99

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NEWLY RELEASED! INDISCRETIONS VOL. 1 - View The Trailer

TINSEL TEMPTATIONS - BLURB:

It was another Christmas for John Jones, with his parents, family and friends. The highlight of such gatherings was always the visit of his ‘I’m-not-really-your-cousin’ Jessica and their bedroom frolics while the family were otherwise occupied. This year, Jessica bought something new—the girls! Over the last year Jessica had filled out—and out. Her new shape had John mesmerized, and decorating the tree took on a whole ‘nuther meaning when the holidays bring their Tinsel Temptations.

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December 06, 2010

Time For Some Man Candy!

Well, here I am, after Thanksgiving, still fighting the flu I've been fighting for a couple of week now. My head is stuffed up, my back aches, my nose is running like a spigot, and I'm coughing so much I sound like Sydney Greenstreet when I talk (yeah, my age is showing!). So I need a serious pick-me-up, and I know everyone loves pix of man candy, so today I'll give you a meal of flesh that will rival the turkey dinner you ate on Thanksgiving. I want to talk about television man candy and the men who influenced how I view my male characters in my books.

I'm not surprised the TV show "Hawaii Five-O" has become the big hit of the new season. In my conversations with the women who watch it, I suspect a big reason for its popularity is that it's chock full of gorgeous men. I know plenty of women, like myself, who are still upset over "Moonlight" being cancelled. I watched "Three Rivers", too, and I figured "Hawaii Five-O" would mean three times the charm for Alex O'Loughlin. And it worked. I can bask in the glory that is Alex O'Loughlin, Scott Caan, and Daniel Dae Kim every Monday night from now on. And I do. Has anyone else noticed the sexual chemistry between McGarrett and Dano? Those two bicker and banter like an old married couple. And Dano gets so jealous! My God, he has his eye on McGarrett and won't let him out of his sight!

When it comes to my fiction, I usually have a certain actor in mind for my characters. Here are a few examples to give you an idea where my thoughts head when I create the men in my stories.

An Unexpected Guest: The main love interest in this book is Jason, and it's rather hard to tell exactly where he's coming from. I imagined him as tall and slender, muscular without being macho, and his sense of humor is off-putting in a good way. He's my Beta-Male. When I created him, I imagined the way Jason Isaacs (one of my favorite actors) looked in the Harry Potter movies. My Jason certainly doesn't act like Lucius Malfoy, but he has the long blond hair and boyish features. I must admit that it was hard to find a picture of Malfoy where he wasn't scowling. Jason doesn't scowl.

Feral Heat: There are two delicious men in this one; bisexual werewolves named Grant and Sam. Grant is the serious and rather gloomy one. Sam is the more stable of the two. When it came to Grant, I pictured Hugh Jackman, particularly as Wolverine (no surprise there) and in "Australia". As for Sam, I pictured Orlando Bloom as Legolas Greenleaf in the "Lord Of The Rings" movies. Yup, it's that long blond hair/boyish features thing again. I see a trend.



I have two men in mind for my soon-to-be-released book "Indiscretions: Vol. 2 - The Mile High Club and Room Service". This book will be released in 2011, and it's a continuation of my "Indiscretions" series, beginning with Indiscretions: Vol 1 - Caught and Wild Child, which is a cougar series involving Kevin and his hot next door neighbor, Betsy. In Vol. 2, my heroine Caryn hooks up with Jeremy (my button-downed businessman) on a airplane flight in the first story, and later enjoys both Jeremy and her old love Takeshi in her hotel room in the second story. Here are the two men who influenced my look for both men in the book; Jeremy's inspiration on the top and Takeshi's on the bottom.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan (You know him as Sam and Dean's dad on "Supernatural".)

Sean Ching (He's just plain hot. )

I can't let the ladies feel left out so here are the two actresses who inspired my look for Lina and Charlotte in my f/f/f sexy adventure, Neighbors, which is appears in the "Vamps" lesbian anthology. Both women are dark, with long dark hair, muscular from years of scenic painting on movie and stage sets, and very exotic. I had Angelina Jolie in mind for Charlotte and Charlotte Lewis in mind for Lina. These two women are polar opposites who compliment each other beautifully, with Charlotte being the adventurous and chattering one, and Lina being the quiet but don't-be-fooled one.

Charlotte Lewis

Angelina Jolie (Like you don't know what she looks like.)

So now you know what kinds of men (and women) I had in mind for the characters in my stories. I do tend to like a certain "type", I suppose. Quiet but intense ... or light and cheeky. And I'm a sucker for slight but tall men with long blond hair and boyish features. So what kinds of men do you like in your reading and writing? Do you have a particular type that turns you on more than others?

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December 02, 2010

Indiscretions Vol. 1 - Info, Excerpt, And Win A Free Book!

I wrote today about affairs and especially cybersex at Three Wicked Writers blog. Head on over and leave a comment and you stand a chance of winning a FREE BOOK! Anne Rainey says "winner's choice of my backlist--today as part of our month long giveaway! So, be sure to leave a comment!"

So head over, read some very bizarre true stories about affairs, comment, and possibly win a book. I also include cover art, buy links, and a blurb for my cougar, affair, humor novella "Indiscretions: Vol. 1". So much good reading today!

Three Wicked Writers - Cyber Playmates By Elizabeth Black

More about "Indiscretions Vol. 1".

Title: Indiscretions Vol. I

ISBN: 978-1-935757-01-6

Author: Elizabeth Black

Format: E-Book

Length: 7,467 words 36 pp (PDF)

Genre: Erotica

Category: Erotic, Cougar, Romance, Humor

Price: $3.99

Buy it:

Amazon Kindle: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004BLK46E

AllRomanceebooks:
http://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-indiscretionsvoli-481647-144.html

Bookstrand: http://www.bookstrand.com/indiscretions-vol-i

Trailer For INDISCRETIONS VOL. 1
http://tinyurl.com/2vktcrx

Blurb:

From the Romance Divine Mistress of Mayhem, Elizabeth Black, come two ribald tales of neighborly lust. Kevin was enamored with his older neighbor, sexy Cougar Betsy, and their clandestine trysts were bawdy bouts of passion. The lovers are surprised by the arrival of Betsy's husband and Kevin's rooftop escape is blocked by an angry avian aggressor. It's man versus seagull in CAUGHT. In WILD CHILD a ginger root becomes the terrible tuber as the lovers get to the bottom of a new kind of love.

Now, an excerpt from "Wild Child", in "Indiscretions: Vol. 1":

The plug slowly slid into his rectum. He clenched his muscles around it, waiting for the heat he wanted so badly. Figging was new to both of them, although they had read about it months ago on the Internet. As Betsy said, if they read it on the Internet, it must be true.

The raccoon coat slid to the floor. The outfit was new. He had never seen it before. She wore a crimson corset that left her breasts bare and ready for his eager lips. Crotchless panties filled out the costume. Her glistening pussy enfolded remote controlled vibrators. When did she buy that? I didn't get it for her. Wouldn't it be a hoot if Dean bought it? Or a fuck buddy I don't know about?

She placed a small box on the bedroom dresser, and turned a knob. The butterfly hummed against her clit. She was ready for some action.

At the sight of her red public hairs playing "boo" with him, his dick got hard again. With his dick going up and down, hard and semi-soft, he had an aching case of blue balls. Only Betsy could relieve his distress.

She tore at his t-shirt. He pulled it over his head, and tossed it on the floor. The jeans came off next. With one hand, he twirled the Jocko around over his head, and tossed it across the room. Naked and standing at attention, he lay on the bed, ready for her to ravish his body.

"Are all these toys for me?"

"You bet. Use whatever you want."

She grabbed the bottle of warming lube, and held up one of the ginger plugs.

"Let's play proctologist."

"You make it sound so clinical." He turned over on his back.

He felt lube drip down the crack of his ass. At least she had the decency to warm it up in her palms before letting it drip on her skin. Her breath blew on him, warming the lube as she rubbed it into his ass and around his anus. That warmth was a good feeling, and he wanted more of it. He scooted up the mattress a bit so that his asshole would be more accessible to her. She rubbed the plug along the edge of his anus, teasing his tender skin but not inserting the plug.

If you want to know more about what Betsy and Kevin are doing (and even want to try it yourself), it's called "figging" and it's a popular bondage practice. I tried it and wrote about it for the late pop culture e-zine nuts4chic a few years back. Below is a link to the article in my archive and a brief excerpt.

Do It, Lizzie! Do It! Figging

I sit here, on my comfy couch, tingling all over to tell you about figging for my second article in my series called "Do It, Lizzie! Do It!"

I had heard about figging a few months ago, when I stumbled upon a web site that described it. Figging is a practice popular with the S&M crowd. It is inserting a piece of fresh, cut ginger into the rectum. The burning sensation is supposed to enhance sexual pleasure. I read stories of people trying figging, and then getting spanked.

I had to try this for myself, and tell all my readers how much fun it was.

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November 27, 2010

Affairs – Your Cyber Playmate May Be A Bot

I've always enjoyed basing my erotic stories upon the small Massachusetts coastal town in which I live, so I created Norwich, Massachusetts, which lies in Cape Ann on the coast between Ipswich and Innsmouth. You may recognize Innsmouth as the fictitous town created by H. P. Lovecraft for "A Shadow Over Innsmouth", my favorite Lovecraft story. Yes, live only a few miles from where Innsmouth would be located if it were for real.

So when I wrote "Caught" for my new book "Indiscretions: Vol. 1", I wanted to replicate the homes and atmosphere of the coastal Massachusetts I know and love. Beginning with the two-hundred year old houses. These houses are so close together in some areas that you can roof-hop, which is an important characteristic of the houses Kevin and Betsy live in in the story The distance between the houses lends itself automatically to cheating but in an unusual way. I read long ago that people who had affairs had an easy escape when the spouse came home unexpectedly. Using multiple rooves had something to do with it.

I've always been fascinated with affairs. I know of plenty of marriages that broke up because of them. Now that the internet is a part of most people's daily lives, cybersex is a huge problem. Free porn is easily available. There are stories of marriages dissolving when one partner signs up for Facebook and reconnects with a high school sweetheart who has conveniently divorced. Then there's IM sex chats and sexting which brings me to Jenny18.

Jenny18 is a computer sexbot program created by a geek who wanted to see if anyone would cyber with software. He expected people to at first try but quickly give up out of boredom. He was surprised that Jenny18 ended up becoming quite popular. She has a set of stock phrases that she can use in conversation when people type in certain keywords. The results are hilarious and fascinating. Here is a portion of one transcript:

Sanddman: I'm yours for the taking*wink*

jenny18: thats kewl.

Sanddman: Of course;)

jenny18: mmm.. =)

Sanddman: Got a pic?

jenny18: i am cute, i promise. blonde, blue eyes

* Sanddman runs his hand slowly across your jawline, pushing your hair back behind your ears

jenny18: oh ok

Sanddman: Mmm...I trust you;)

jenny18: u wanna trust me?

* Sanddman moves his head in closer kissing you softly, and tenderly on the lips.

jenny18: o really? ;)

* Sanddman slowly slides his tongue into your mouth running it along yours in small patterns

jenny18: :yelp:: aAAHh... that is great.. keep moving

Sanddman: I trust you, why wouldn't I?

jenny18: u want to trust me, babe?

Sanddman: Yup

jenny18: what?

* Sanddman moves his hands around your waist pulling you against him, pressing his body against yours as he kisses you more frantically

jenny18: what you talking about?

Sanddman: Yeah...

jenny18: good..

Sanddman: Do you want to trust me?

jenny18: errr...

Sanddman: Do you want to trust me?

jenny18: i see

Sanddman: Of course I want to trust you, but do you me?

jenny18: mm. i want to give it to u.

Sanddman: You keep asking me if I want to trust you;p, do you turst me

jenny18: u do?

* Sanddman slides his hands downward a bit, pressing them against your ass, and pulling your pelvic area against his

jenny18: i dunno what u mean =)

* Sanddman slowly kisses across your cheek and sucks lightly on your earlobe, nibbling softly

jenny18: semen?

Sanddman: uh huh

i dunno..?

* Sanddman kisses down your neck softly and pulls your shirt down kissing just above your breast.

jenny18: mm, that doesnt quite work.. i'm already naked!!! Lol

Sanddman: hehe

jenny18: i dunno..?

Sanddman: semen?

jenny18: oh god, just saying the word makes me crave some.

Sanddman: *grin*

Jenny18 is a bot. A computer program. Nothing more. She reacts to keywords you type when you "interact" with her, and many men really thought they were cybering a living woman. Not a chance. So guys, the next time you cheat on your wife or girlfriend having cybersex, not only is there a good chance that hot 16 year old is really a 55 year old guy named Buck who works for the FBI Internet Crimes Division, your hottie might not even be human.

I know that many women would not like to read stories involving infidelity but I had to tackle it at least once, and I do in "Indiscretions: Vol. 1". I think you'lll enjoy "Caught" and "Wild Child" very much. Both stories are over-the-top (which you would expect from me) and very sexy. More information is below:

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Title: Indiscetions Vol. I
ISBN: 978-1-935757-01-6
Author: Elizabeth Black
Format: E-Book
Length: 7,467 words 36 pp (PDF)
Genre: Erotica
Category: Erotic, Cougar, Romance, Humor
Price: $3.99

Buy it:

Amazon Kindle
AllRomanceebooks
Bookstrand

Trailer For INDISCRETIONS VOL. 1

Blurb:

From the Romance Divine Mistress of Mayhem, Elizabeth Black, come two ribald tales of neighborly lust. Kevin was enamored with his older neighbor, sexy Cougar Betsy, and their clandestine trysts were bawdy bouts of passion. The lovers are surprised by the arrival of Betsy’s husband and Kevin’s rooftop escape is blocked by an angry avian aggressor. It’s man versus seagull in CAUGHT. In WILD CHILD a ginger root becomes the terrible tuber as the lovers get to the bottom of a new kind of love.

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November 21, 2010

Describe Your Books In Ten Words Or Less

I saw this on GoodReads and had to post about it. Describe your books in ten words or less. What an effective way of getting your point across!

Tinsel Temptations: Remember sitting at the kid's table?

Indiscretions Vol. 1: Nearly getting caught has never been so funny.

Mud Licker: So it's ugly. Doesn't mean it's not sexy.

Fountain of Youth: Be careful what you wish for.

Lost In Her Mouth: Two women. Popsicles. Use your imagination.

Feral Heat: Bisexual sexy male werewolves. 'Nuff said.

The Haunting Of The Sandpiper Inn: "Most Haunted" has nothing on this story.

An Unexpected Guest: Just when you think you figured it out... ;)

Neighbors: Why can't I have sexy neighbors? F/F/F

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November 12, 2010

Indiscretions Vol. 1 - New Release!

Title: Indiscretions Vol. I

ISBN: 978-1-935757-01-6

Author: Elizabeth Black

Format: E-Book

Length: 7,467 words 36 pp (PDF)

Genre: Erotica

Category: Erotic, Cougar, Romance, Humor

Price: $3.99

Buy it:

Amazon Kindle: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004BLK46E

Bookstrand: http://www.bookstrand.com/indiscretions-vol-i

Trailer For INDISCRETIONS VOL. 1

Blurb:

From the Romance Divine Mistress of Mayhem, Elizabeth Black, come two ribald tales of neighborly lust. Kevin was enamored with his older neighbor, sexy Cougar Betsy, and their clandestine trysts were bawdy bouts of passion. The lovers are surprised by the arrival of Betsy’s husband and Kevin’s rooftop escape is blocked by an angry avian aggressor. It’s man versus seagull in CAUGHT. In WILD CHILD a ginger root becomes the terrible tuber as the lovers get to the bottom of a new kind of love.

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