The Countess

"Purr" Is No Longer Censored!

FINALLY! "Purr" is no longer banned at AllRomanceEBooks!! Pick up your copy today. This is my short erotic version of "Puss In Boots". My longer one, which is coming soon (self-published), is "Trouble In Thigh High Boots". "Purr" was temporarily censored when my entire publisher was caught up in the Paypal censorship nonsense for over a month.

Purr - AllRomanceEBooks

EXCERPT

"Good afternoon, cat! How went your trip to the king?"

She smiled, happy he recognized her. She gave the farmer a confident smile, eager to continue her plan. She strode to him, and gave him a deep, elegant bow. "Very well, my friend. He enjoyed the gifts of my Master, the Marquis of Carabas." The farmer's wife nursed her infant, her full breasts spilling out from beneath her flowing cotton blouse. Such a hypnotic sight! An urge overwhelmed her to take a suck herself. She had a weakness for soft, enormous breasts, especially ones filled with milk. Her groin warmed, and shifted her stance to take the pressure from her arousal.

"You have a fine infant there. How old is he?"

"Six months, and my wife has lost all her baby weight. Those breasts are especially nice, particularly late at night when it's cold outside." He smiled, walked to Muca, and laid a hand on her shoulder. "I see you're as enraptured as I am of her."

"She is indeed a fine woman, sir."

"Stop gossiping about me, you two." His wife gave Muca a saucy look as she switched the baby from one breast to the other, giving Muca a momentary glimpse of a brown nipple. Her nipples grew erect at the beautiful sight.

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Don’t Call Me Baby is a fast-paced, quick-witted, sexy, Mega Novel about a young woman exploring her sexuality and the cultural morés she collides with on a daily basis.

It's 1983 in Maryland and Catherine Stone is sex on wheels. She plays the field the way men have done for aeons. Not content to strive for her MRS degree like so many young women her age, she seduces men of all stripes – married college professors, theatre students, virgins, complete strangers who intrigue her. She has already cost one man his job.

She asks herself lots of questions on her search to enjoy her sexuality. Why don't other women enjoy their sex as much as she does? Why do so many women and men look down on sexually free women, calling them sluts while sexually free men are called studs and Lotharios? She bucks at the double standards! Catherine has made no commitment to any man. She's free to explore and she gladly does so. No man can tie her down and no woman's judgment will stop her from playing the field to her heart's content.

Does she meet her match in a new man who introduces her to sexual bliss she had never before experienced? When she tries multiple partners and bondage for the first time as a submissive, she believes she's found the sexual bliss she is looking for – and with a man who not only introduces her to the finer things in life but also cares about her like no man ever has before.

Little did she know that several men, including a father and son, would please her over the upcoming summer weeks, including one man who was her match.

Now for a sneak preview of "Don’t Call Me Baby" by Elizabeth Black

Catherine Stone looked around the amusement park and rides but saw nothing unusual. It was the end of another hot and humid day in Maryland during the summer of 1983. The sun had set behind the trees, casting shadows across the park hiding the car she sat in to some extent. Catherine wished it were a bit darker outside, because she was in constant fear of getting caught, but it was a hot June evening, so that was too much to ask for. Besides, the possibility of getting caught thrilled her, made the encounter all the more exciting for her. Every horn blowing and car pulling in made her hair stand on end. Will this be the cop who pulls us over? Can we get away with me sucking him off here yet again?

She unzipped Brian's trousers, and slipped her hand inside. Reaching into his briefs, her fingers wrapped around his growing cock and it jumped at her touch. Brian is so predictable. All he ever wants is for me to suck his cock. Good thing I demand a good, expensive meal after these trysts, or I'd get nothing out of them. She pulled his cock out of his trousers, feeling the organ spread out in her palm.

“Oh, that feels good. I love it when you stroke me off.”

She stroked his shaft, gripping him harder as her hand reached the base. Every time she squeezed, his cock jumped in her hand. She liked the way it looked and felt in her hand. Purple with arousal and thick with veins, the well-formed head glistened with pre-cum. In her years since starting college she had enjoyed many different types of cocks and Brian's was especially hot because it was so big and he was uncircumcised. She liked the look of hard cocks. When they were hard they were so sensitive. A twist a little too far this way or that way could hurt, yet she knew from what past lovers had told her, the pain felt so good. She liked pulling Brian's cock too far; just to get a painful, yet aroused reaction out of him. Although she felt impatient, she relished the fact that she was a good lay. Her blowjob skills had improved greatly over the months, and she could also make Brian come very quickly with her hand jobs.

As she gently rolled back his foreskin and stroked his growing shaft, she cradled his balls in her other hand. She liked the way his cock grew to nearly twice its size, when all she did was brush her fingers against it. It felt hard yet sinewy, like a garden hose full of water. She enjoyed the effect she had on him, and she relished her power. Sex was a heady power surge, and Catherine could not get enough of it.
Brian's cock was big; longer and thicker than other cocks she had the pleasure of sucking and fucking. Plus, at his age of fifty-eight, he stayed harder for a longer time, and it took him much longer to come than men her own age of twenty-two. Catherine never faked orgasms. She liked sex so much that she had no trouble coming every time she fucked. When she didn't feel like coming, she simply said so. Faking an orgasm was something she never even considered doing.

Tonight was one night, however, that she wished Brian would hurry up, come, and get it over with. She hated their trysts at the park because she got little if anything out of them. She would much rather stay in a nice hotel and spend the evening fucking without feeling any pressure, but that was not to be this evening. She needed to be at Silver Spring College in the morning for her new summer job. So here she sat, sexually unsatisfied and feeling a bit used wondering when she was going to meet a man who could satisfy her insatiable sexual needs.

“Yes, stroke it, Baby. Go slowly.”

“Don't call me 'Baby'.” She hated it when he called her 'baby'. It made her feel like she was his property. “Baby” was also what her father called her mother when he was trying to excuse his extramarital affairs. He'd say, “I'm sorry, Baby,” when all he was sorry for was getting caught, not the actual affairs themselves. Catherine wondered if she saw married men because of the way her father treated her mother. At least with a married man, he couldn't force her to be exclusive. She didn't have to make a commitment to a married man or get too emotionally invested. She was interested in the sex more than the relationship. Whenever Brian called her “Baby”, he reminded her of why she saw married men and that made her feel uncomfortable. She preferred to be called “Honey” which sounded more affectionate. She'd even accept “Hon”, which was a popular term of endearment in her native Baltimore but Brian was from New York. She hated “Baby” because it sounded so crude to her. Her roommate's obnoxious boyfriend called her “Baby” when he was lying to her, so the word left a bad taste in Catherine's mouth.

“Slow down. Don't pump at it like that.”

I'll pump it any way I want. What if a cop drives up? We certainly can't explain ourselves to a Man in Blue. She stroked his cock gently, moving her palm up and down his shaft. His cock jumped in her hand. Rubbing her thumb across his head and then giving him a gentle squeeze, she heard him moan. Jizz leaked out and dribbled on the head, and she spread it with her fingers as if it were lubricant for her moist and hot hand. She curled against his chest, and pressed her ear against his rib cage. His heart thundered in his chest, as it always did when she beat him off. He loved a good hand job, and she really didn't mind turning him on so much, because turning him on made her feel sexy. No other woman turned him on the way she did. Not even his wife. But impatience overtook her mood this evening, and she wanted to do other things, like eat. Her stomach growled. She was famished, and all she could think about was a good steak dinner at their favorite restaurant. After he comes, we'll go out for something to eat. And he's going to come soon; by the way his cock feels right now.

“Suck on it. I love it when you suck on it.”

Of course he loved it. She honed her technique on him, and being that she was alone with him in his Mercedes, she decided to pass the time by practicing a bit more. His wife wouldn't go down on him, so she made sure she was the best suck he ever had. And she was.

Come To My New Blog And Web Site!

I have a new blog and web site, and I'm inviting everyone to it. This blog/web site focuses on my erotic writing. I will continue to post sex toys reviews on this blog. So, if you want to keep up with me, visit me at my new digs.

Elizabeth Black - Blog and Web site

See you there!

Lizzie

Man Candy Tuesday #6 - Theme: Pirates!

It's that time again - Man Candy Tuesday! In honor of the hot men who appear every Monday on "Hawaii Five-0", I've dedicated Tuesdays to the most mouth-watering man candy out there. Enjoy!

This week's theme is pirates! I wrote two sex toys reviews with a pirate theme because the toys were promos from the porn movies "Pirates" and "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge". Check out the reviews below:

Babeland Review: Slimline Pirates Rocket Vibrator

Babeland Review: Pirates Pleasure Ring

Below are some sexy pirates for your enjoyment, including female pirates!

I just watched Tyrone Power in "The Black Swan", a pirate movie. I watched it as research for a pirate-themed erotic romance I'm going to write.

And of course, every woman's favorite sexy pirate...

Man Candy Tuesday #5 Plus I'm At Whipped Cream Today And Tomorrow!

It's that time again - Man Candy Tuesday! In honor of the hot men who appear every Monday on "Hawaii Five-0", I've dedicated Tuesdays to the most mouth-watering man candy out there. Enjoy!

Look for me today at Whipped Cream Reviews, where I was interviewed. Tomorrow I'll be at the Whipped Cream Yahoo group all day to hang out and chat with you. Please drop by and keep me company, and read the interview. It's very good.

I read an article saying that 75% of women fantasize about their men dressed as firemen. I'm not into firemen myself, but I know lots of women who are. Here are some sexy firemen, just for your viewing pleasure. Time to burn up my blog!

Please check out my interview and head for Whipped Cream tomorrow to hang out with me. And definitely make sure you never miss Man Candy Tuesday!

The Stylish Blogger Awards

I wanted to give a big shout out to Tess Mackall and the Three Wicked Writers blog for nominating me for the Stylish Blogger Awards. I am indeed honored and will pass along the kudos for sure.

For those who have been nominated, there are few criteria to meet:

1. Thank and link back to the person who nominated you, only do not re-nominate them.

2. Share 7 things about yourself

3. Pass along this nomination to 10 recently discovered stylish and cool bloggers

4. Contact them and tell them about their nomination.

Without further ado and in no particular order, here are my Stylish Blog nominees. Sorry, I could only come up with eight since others I would have nominated have already been nominated.

1. Saritza Hernandez

2. Kissa Starling

3. AJ Llewellyn

4. Savannah Chase

5. Circlet Press blog

6. Susie Bright's Journal

7. Nice N' Naughty Authors

8. Regina Carlysle

And here are some blogs that are just great to read on their own (note: I write for some of them):

1. Pharyngula

2. Good Vibrations Blog

3. Bondara Blog

4. Good Vibrations Sexy Mama Blog

5. Ms. Magazine Blog

6. Greta Christina

Here are seven facts about me:

1. The only way you can get me to eat a pizza is to slather it with anchovies.

2. I have auburn hair down past my ass. It's nearly four feet long.

3. When I was 12 I ran a planetarium in Baltimore, Maryland.

4. When I was 14 I was a major in the Civil Air Patrol.

5. I can play the accordion.

6. I used to be a fundamentalist Christian until I actually read the Bible.

7. I almost asked out actor Daniel Baldwin when I worked on "Homicide: Life On The Street" but I chickened out.

Well, that's more than enough about me. Enjoy the blogs, and hang out in comments.

Man Candy Tuesday #4

It's that time again - Man Candy Tuesday! In honor of the hot men who appear every Monday on "Hawaii Five-0", I've dedicated Tuesdays to the most mouth-watering man candy out there. Enjoy!

I'm on a werewolf kick today because soon I'm going to being writing my sequel to my werewolf erotic romance FERAL HEAT. The sequel is tentatively entitled LOVER'S MOON until I come up with a better title. I'm also introducing Charlotte and Lina from my short lesbian story NEIGHBORS in LOVER'S MOON. Find the lesbian anthology VAMPS published by Torquere Press to read NEIGHBORS.

Quentin Collins on the old soap opera "Dark Shadows" was the original sexy werewolf for me.

More werewolves (Don't scream. Yes, it's Twilight. LOL!)

Yet another werewolf...

He's not a werewolf, but Hugh Jackman as Wolverine is a big influence on me. Besides, I'm always looking for an excuse to gape at Hugh Jackman. LOL!

Here are more mouth-watering men to make you drool.

I've had a request to start a Cheesecake Thursday thread so I'm going to start that one soon, maybe even this week.

Title: Feral Heat
Publisher: Romance Divine
© 2009 Elizabeth Black
All Rights Reserved
Feral Heat is RD's #1 bestseller at
AllRomanceEBooks - Dec. '09 - Jan. '10
Release Date: 27 Nov 2009
ISBN: 978-1-934446-72-0
Author: Elizabeth Black
Format: E-Book
Length: 22,571 words
Genre: Romance
Category: Erotic, Werewolf, Gay, Paranormal, Multiple-Partner, Threesome

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What People Are Saying About "Feral Heat":

"...a real pleasure to read... the menage of both werewolf and mortal brings some steam to the pages of this novella, and this is one read I would highly recommend to readers of romance, erotica, GLBT, and anyone who is looking for something to sizzle their kindles or computers up for a while." - Kelly Shrewsbury, Itmann Books Examiner, http://tinyurl.com/249pa3f

"...Feral Heat is well worth diving into for readers who like werewolf romance stories with a seductive and furry edge. I was entertained and quite happy to get to know Grant and Sam and even Grant’s pet dog was sort of cute in a loopy way. There’s a lot to like in this book and I’m certainly glad I read it." - Xeranthemum, Long and Short Reviews, Whipped Cream, http://tinyurl.com/6agdnza

Blurb:

Grant and Sam were more than lovers; they shared a special secret. They also shared Grant’s roommate, Amelia, who was beginning to get suspicious about the two hunky males who disappeared every month. The sexy trio was not without their crises: Grant and Sam had a curse that continued to dog them, and Amelia’s soon-to-be ex had a bite that was as bad as his bark. It’s a howlin’ sexy time when author Elizabeth Black turns up the – Feral Heat.

Excerpt:

Grant stretched out on the grass, arms behind his head and legs extended, waiting for Sam's gentle touch. When Sam's hand stroked his chest, his heart skipped, even Sam's slightest touch aroused him. He felt his cock twitch in anticipation of what he knew was coming. Sex will take my mind off my hunger. There's nothing as distracting as a good blow job, especially from Sam. Grant relished Sam's exquisite blow jobs, and he knew Sam would not disappoint him now. I need him, need his touch on me, anything to take my mind off this burning need for flesh. Sam's lips brushed Grant's shoulder, and then traveled down his chest to rest near his groin. Grant closed his eyes so he could fully enjoy Sam's kiss, waiting until he felt those soft lips against his cock.

Sam's lips wrapped around Grant's cock, and in response Grant dug his fingers into the earth. With a gentle movement, those lips and mouth stroked his shaft, making him jump in Sam's mouth. No other man ever had this kind of effect on me. I melt in his arms at his mere touch. Sam's tongue, slick and warm, flicked in circles around Grant's shaft, and Grant felt his erection grow harder as Sam's tongue moved faster around him. Sam alternated between stroking Grant's shaft with his tongue and then sucking hard on his head, all the while rolling his balls in his hand. Grant moaned and stiffened as Sam took all of him deep into his mouth, sucking and licking, driving him wild. Grant grabbed Sam's head, pushing him harder against his cock, taking in his entire length, and Grant felt so close to coming his heart raced in his chest.

New Today: Indiscretions Vol. 2 - The Mile High Club and Room Service

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Romance Divine is the featured publisher at Rainbow EBooks from January 14 - 16, 2011. Click on the link on the main page to take you to the Romance Divine section. My books "Feral Heat", "Fountain Of Youth", and my new release "Indiscretions Vol. 2" are featured.

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Release Date: 14 January 2011
ISBN: 978-1-935757-12-2
Author: Elizabeth Black
Format: E-Book
Genre: Erotica
Category: Erotic, Male Male, Gay, Hetero, Multiple Partner, Threesome, Ménage, Short Stories
Length: 7,627 words 41 pp (PDF)
Price: $3.99

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Elizabeth Black continues her ribald Indiscretions series with Indiscretions: Vol. II. These two short stories follow the amorous adventures of Caryn as she wings her way across country to a writer’s convention. In THE MILE HIGH CLUB, Caryn has a high altitude fling with the sexy Jeremy. Their encounter isn’t without comic complications, but a very good time is had by all. The action continues in ROOM SERVICE, when Caryn and Jeremy meet a mutual friend and the sexual action is three-times hotter!

EXCERPT - THE MILE HIGH CLUB

"May I take this seat?"

She was startled out of her reverie by the most delicious man she had ever seen. Dark brown hair fell in the brightest blue eyes she had ever seen. The smile he gave her showed off deep dimples in each cheek. His dark grey suit and silk tie shouted money. The body encased in that suit had broad shoulders and what she strongly suspected were six-pack abs from workouts at a private gym. He was serious man-candy! His gaze moved from her face to her tits – exactly why she bought them in the first place.

"Of course. Would you like to share some champagne?"

He sat down. "I'd love some champagne.”

"Lovely, my name is Caryn. I'm on my way to California."

"I'm Jeremy. I'm heading to California, too. Business or pleasure?"

Oh, it'll be my business to pleasure you! "A little of both. Convention near San Diego."

"Same here. Are you staying at the Hotel Del Coronado?"

"Yes! That's where the convention is being held. Are you staying there, too?"

"I sure am. Talk about a small world," He looked her up and down, taking in her heart-shaped face and brand new tits in one swoop. He moved his arm to rest one hand on a shapely leg, just below her skirt's hem. "You're very sexy." His fingers pressed into the soft skin above her knee.

She moved her legs apart to give him greater access to her pussy, which was just starting to warm up. She wanted to feel his fingers against her clit, all the way up here in First Class 35,000 feet above the ground. Does that mean I’m part of the Mile High Club? And all this time she thought that was an urban legend. "You're very sexy, too. I love the dimples."

EXCERPT - ROOM SERVICE

"Takeshi!" She was so happy to see him she couldn't help but give him a bear hug, nearly lifting him off his feet. A lingering buss on the cheek hid the lust she felt for him. Although he did not express his passion towards her with the same fervor, she knew he was as aroused by her mere presence as she, judging by his quick intake of breath. Takeshi was an honorable and subtle man who exuded class. She turned to Jeremy. "Do you two know each other?"

"Yes," Jeremy said. "We met last year." Am I mistaken or do I see the hint-of-past-lover whimsy in their eyes? "It's good to see you again, Takeshi."

"Such a small world," Takeshi said. "I have a gift for you, Caryn." He held out a hardback book. "My first book, published this year by Harper Collins. I autographed it for you."

"Congratulations!" Caryn squealed as she took the book. "So you finally did it!"

"I knew you would get published," Jeremy said. "It was just a matter of time."

She wanted to spend more alone time with these two scrumptious men. Would they be up for a threesome? Both of them were clearly into her, she gazed at the two men – and into each other? "Let me put the book in my room. Please come in. I have wine if you'd like some."

"I never turn down free wine. Count me in!" The three of them entered Caryn's room which in her mind still smelled like sex. Sweat and a lingering scent of strawberry lube, a heady combination. She wondered if Takeshi would notice. He must have noticed something was up since she and Jeremy had left her room the moment Takeshi approached her. She poured wine into three plastic glasses and handed them out. If she was going to enjoy more dalliances she welcomed the relaxing mood a glass of wine would give her.

Babeland Review - Best Women's Erotica 2010

Being a writer of erotic literature, I was delighted to sit down and devour Best Women's Erotica 2010. This particular series is very well respected in erotic quarters, as are both the publisher Cleis Press and the editor, VioletBlue. I saw many familiar names penning the stories such as K. D. Grace, Rachel Kramer Bussel, Sommer Marsden, and Alyson Tyler. I've had internet contact with some of them via my own submission process and Facebook. The stories with in this book are cream of the crop; the best erotic short fiction out there.

This particular book is geared towards straight women with women as protagonists. You will find no subjugation of women within the pages, and each female character stars in her own sexually empowering and exciting story. The eighteen stories are contemporary and very imaginative. They are also so hot you'll need to turn on the air conditioning, even in the dead of winter with snow on the ground. Case in point is K. D. Grace's story "Veggin", which was one of the first ones I read. Although I'm sure many women have either imagined or actually used carrots, zucchini, and cucumbers as sex toys, Grace ratchets up the heat level with some very descriptive and sensuous action regarding a woman invading her sexy male neighbor's vegetable garden. Food continues to be a major theme in Bussel's story "Secret Service", which is about a food establishment catering to women that offers another form of sensuous pleasure behind closed doors. I won't spoil the story by saying what that is. You'll have to read the book to find out!

This book is ideal for couples reading sexy stories to each other by candlelight to set a sensuous mood before a night of hot sex. Or enjoy them on your own in the bath up to your neck in fragrant bubbles. I read several of these stories more than once because I was in the mood for them and because they really are that good.

This book isn't rote fucking in a Penthouse Letters style. These are very well-written stories with plot and character development. Plus they are only about 5,000 words each, which is quite a mean feat when it comes to kick-ass writing. Short stories are not easy to write. You have to get a lot of information out there - with the emotion that goes with it - in only a few thousand words. If this is your first time reading erotic literature or if you're tired of wasting your time with poorly-written smut, definitely pick up a copy of this book. You won't be sorry.

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