April 24, 2013
Sex Toy Review: First Time Fetish Riding Crop
This month's review is for the First Time Fetish Riding Crop, and this one is loads of fun. I decided to test-run it on my husband to see how much of a wallop it packs.
It packs it!
See, he relentlessly teases me, especially when he's cooking (he does most of the cooking in the house, since I can burn water), so now I am armed against his barbs. He swipes the Benedictine before I can get any of it - SMACK!! He lets in on me because I left the kitchen looking like the set of a disaster movie again (fair enough - I'm no neatnik) - SMACK! He wrestles me and tickles me until I scream - SMACK! I just feel like letting him have it on the bum - SMACK!
Christ, I married my older brother. LOL
This little riding crop is so light I'd might as well not be holding it at all. The lack of weight is a good thing since it soars through the air when I bring it down on his sweet ass. It barely weights an ounce. It's not too big, either. It's 16 1/2 inches - just enough length to give me some distance in case he wants to grab me. I wield that riding crop with expertise now, since he gives me many excuses to whack him. Or no excuses. I just like to whack him.
The business end fits comfortably in the palm of my hand, and it leaves a nice little wedge-shaped red mark wherever it hits. And it stings like the dickens! It's made of a variety of materials - PVC/Poly for the tip, a resin shaft, and a wooden handle. It looks rather delicate, but it's well-made. This baby isn't going to come apart after a few well-placed swats.
Now that I have a weapon to protect myself from his good-natured barbs, he's taken to teasing me even more relentlessly. Methinks he likes this spanking stuff. :)
Look to California Exotics for the best sex toys out there!
April 18, 2013
Lelo Liv - The Epitome Of Class
I have been writing about sex and sex toys for nearly a decade, and I have my personal favorites. Some sex toy brands are in a class all by themselves. Lelo is one of those brands. This wonderful company that hails from Sweden has the most desirable and innovative sex toys. They are the Lamborghini of sex toys - classy, expensive, streamlined, and they appeal to your vanity. There's something about Lelo toys that just scream "luxury". They bring to mind a secluded, romantic location on the cliffs in mid-summer overlooking the ocean, and you enjoy a picnic with your one true love. Devour mid-afternoon snacks of brie on wheat crackers with caviar, whilst enjoying a light breeze with the scent of the waves. You sip a delicate, sweet reisling out of antique crystal glasses whilst nibbling fresh, seasonal berries. Dipped in Belgian chocolate. Ah, that's The Good Life!
Lelo toys make me feel like the Good Life is right at my fingertips - literally. One especially good Lelo vibrator is Lelo Liv. It's a slender delight that is neither too big nor too thick. The handle is pearl white and the shaft is a delicate blue. This elegant and feminine vibe is 4 inches by 3/4 inches. It also doesn't look like a gigantic purple dick. This vibrator has class. Streamlined and graceful, Lelo Liv will make all your fantasies come true - emphasis on come!
Lelo toys, including Lelo Liv, are made of silicone - a much safer and frankly much better material than jelly rubber. You do pay a bit more for silicone toys but you're getting a higher quality sex toy. I figure if I'm going to treat myself well, I want the best material out there. Lelo uses top-notch materials to make their sex toys.
Lelo also has an advantage over other sex toys in that their toys are rechargeable. No more running out of batteries! No more need to use extension cords to plug in my vibrator! You charge two hours for the first use. The LED flashes at first. Wait until you see a steady LED glow, and the vibe is fully charged. The run time on the highest setting is 90 minutes. When you press the round button at the base to turn it on, the button glows green whilst charged. Once the charge runs out, that button glows red. It's easy to tell when you need to recharge your vibrator. If you travel outside the United States you will need an adapter to charge your vibrator for international use.
The vibrations and pulsations coming from Lelo Liv are outstanding. Each vibration delights your lady parts in different ways at different levels of intensity. You may choose a range of rapid beats of pulsation or a slow and steady hum. Speaking of hum, this vibe is very quiet. You won't disturb your roommate with incessant buzzing. You won't sound like you're surrounded by a swarm of wasps when you use Lelo Liv.
I'm always on the lookout for a sex toy that's suitable for travel. Lelo toys in general are perfect for traveling. Lelo Liv is no exception. This vibe is small and thin. It fits easily in your luggage without bringing undue attention to itself. Since Lelo vibrators come with their own fancy gift boxes and satin pouches, you may store your Liv in its pouch so prying eyes won't see it. Keep it on your nightstand in your swanky hotel, knowing housekeeping won't mess with it whilst you're enjoying the pool or hot tub, or taking a break to grab some food from the hotel restaurant. Lelo toys are discreet, as is Lelo Liv.
Lelo Liv is a very versatile vibrator. It is designed for easy insertion since it is pointed at the end and streamlined in its design. You may also use it as a clit stimulator by aiming the tip directly on your hot spot or rubbing the sides in that same area. Insert it upon orgasm and grip it for all you're worth!
Lelo Liv comes with the following - a gift box, user manual, charger, satin storage pouch, and a one-year manufacturer's warranty. You are practically guaranteed you won't need to use the warranty since Lelo toys are built to last. If you're looking for a classy and well-made vibrator, you can't go wrong with Lelo Liv.
This vibrator sounds like Heaven on earth, doesn't it? You can't go wrong with a Lelo vibrator, and Liv is top-notch. You may find Lelo Liv as well as other Lelo products at Babeland. So what are you waiting for? Go buy your Lelo Liv now, and enjoy giving yourself the attention you deserve in a high class manner. Share Lelo Liv with a partner, and show him (or her) how to pleasure you with it. Get out those 1,000 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets and treat yourself well. Crack open a bottle of champagne and sip whilst nibbling chocolate truffles as you vibe your way to Nirvana. You deserve the best, and you deserve Lelo Liv. So pick one up today.
April 03, 2013
Seduced Sex Toys - The Art Of Foreplay
I have a new writing gig! I now write bi-monthly articles for Seduced Sex Toys, a sex toys company in the U. K. My first article is about foreplay.
Here's an excerpt:
Head on over and have a good read, and then buy a few vibrators, flavoured lubes, or whatever strikes your fancy.