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February 15, 2011

Man Candy Tuesday #6 - Theme: Pirates!

It's that time again - Man Candy Tuesday! In honor of the hot men who appear every Monday on "Hawaii Five-0", I've dedicated Tuesdays to the most mouth-watering man candy out there. Enjoy!

This week's theme is pirates! I wrote two sex toys reviews with a pirate theme because the toys were promos from the porn movies "Pirates" and "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge". Check out the reviews below:

Babeland Review: Slimline Pirates Rocket Vibrator

Babeland Review: Pirates Pleasure Ring

Below are some sexy pirates for your enjoyment, including female pirates!

I just watched Tyrone Power in "The Black Swan", a pirate movie. I watched it as research for a pirate-themed erotic romance I'm going to write.

And of course, every woman's favorite sexy pirate...

Posted on February 15, 2011 at 10:30 AM | Permalink | Comments (4) | TrackBack

Pleasurists #117


Bear and Cubs Stock 12 by Tigg-stock

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #116? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #118? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form and submit it before Sunday February 13th @ 11:59pm Pacific.

Want to win some swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Editor’s Pick

Editor
Scarlet Lotus

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

Dildos

Anal Toys

Toys for Cocks

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books/Games

Adult DVDs & Porn

Sex Furniture

Miscellaneous

Pleasurists adult product review round-up

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February 13, 2011

Babeland Review: Slimline Pirates Rocket Vibrator

Pirates Rocket Vibrator - with abject apologies to Robert Lewis Stevenson and "Treasure Island"

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
A vibe that surpasses the best of the best
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
With gleaming gems on a rounded base
And a velvety finish to suit her taste
Her climax will make her little heart race
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the lover's mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Three designs to make her sweat
Two vibe patterns her desires are met
And intensity levels she'll never forget
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Fifteen men of 'em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed her virtue,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Skull and crossbones on the shaft
Batteries, buy them in a two-pack
Eight inches of joy without any slack
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

This delightful pocket vibe is patterned after the popular "Pirates" and "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" porn movie series. This movie series has released a series of pirate-themed sex toys that are quite amusing to behold - and joy to use. The Pirates Rocket Vibrator comes in three kitschy designs, all shown below.

All you need are two C batteries to get you started. The shaft, made of hard plastic, is velvety soft, and the vibrations intense and enjoyable. The pulsation patterns will send you into the orgasm stratosphere: undulating, pulsating, and continuous. Whilst the shaft itself is eight inches long, six inches of it is insertable. This vibe may be used vaginally or on your clitoris, or a combination of both. If you enjoy deeper penetration, this vibe is well suited to your needs. It's not a G-spot vibe, but it's sure great fun to use. The pirate-themed tattoos on the shaft give this jewel-encrusted vibe a kitschy look. It's a fun toy to use and view. And it will deliver you orgasms so intense you'll start speaking in Buccaneer. Yarrrr!!!

Buy your sex toys at Babeland!

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Read my other Babeland Sex Toys Reviews here on my blog, and don't forget my Sex Toys Reviews Category. Now shiver your timbers and buy yourself some pirate booty!

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February 10, 2011

Great Mom Movies

Just came across this list of great movies about moms. How many have you seen? I'm listing movies that may appeal to kids. Many of these movies would appeal to boys, too.

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Not Without My Daughter (Sally Field rescues her kid)

Changeling (Angelina Jolie fights to find her real son)

Mask (Cher is biker single mom defending her son)

Forest Gump (mother is beloved and father is absent)

Taken From Me: The Tiffany Rubin Story (mother rescues son kidnapped by father and taken to South Korea; based on a true story)

Alien and sequel Aliens (ultimate strong woman, boys love movies)

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (strong women)

Fargo (hysterically funny Coen Brothers)

Erin Brockovich (mother isn't the point but good movie, strong mother)

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (a strong woman doesn't need man, boys love movie)

Kindergarten Cop (Arnold Schwartzenegger cute movie, kids like; mother is secondary character but the bad guy is the father)

Norma Rae (strong woman, organizes labor union)

All About My Mother (Spanish film, deep shit, kid dies, older teen only)

The Terminator movies, Terminator 2 (mother is hero and boys love the movie)

Mrs. Miniver (black and white, kids might not really be into it)

Mildred Pierce (black/white Joan Crawford classic)

Terms Of Endearment (imperfect mom movie)

Chocolat (maybe, shows mother's efforts, but good movie)

The Ring (Japanese original - mother rescues child. Horror movie. Older children only.)

Dark Water (Japanese original - mother rescues child. Mother dies in end. Horror movie. Older children only.)

Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman (history lesson too)

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and 2 sequels (warning very explicit sex and violence; mother is victim and daughter is hero, sex trafficking theme, bi-sexualism, subtitled)

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I'll even name one good dad movie: "The Host". (Korean. Dad saves child but child dies in end. Monster movie. Kids, especially boys, will love it.)

Posted on February 10, 2011 at 05:31 AM | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBack

February 08, 2011

Pleasurists #116 - And I'm Editor's Pick Again!!

The Countess' Note: OMG I won "Editor's Pick"!!! This is the second time I made "Editor's Pick". I was hoping I would win this time. Yeah, she loves and hates the review at the same time. So do I. It's very over-the-top. Here's my review so you may laugh and cringe at the same time:

The Countess: Babeland Review - Pirates Pleasure Ring

Yarrr!!!


Forbidden Fruit by Bountiful

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #115? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #117? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form and submit it before Sunday February 13th @ 11:59pm Pacific.

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Editor’s Pick

  • Pirates Pleasure Ring by The Countess
  • Ye have two choices between scribbles – the purple Maltese cross or the black skull n’ bandana. Buy one of each and turn on the saucy maids and/’r cockswains with your Cap’n At Full Mast! She’ll never turn ye away from her binnacle ever again, matey. And he’ll let you into his Poop Deck with yer mighty multi-barreled pistol! Here’s th’ best news o’all – this scabbard guard vibrates like a schooner hit by yer cannons!!!

    Note: I both love and hate this review at the same time. I adore unique reviews like this and find the pirate speak amusing and awesome, plus there’s a pirate cat picture.

Editor
Scarlet Lotus

On to the reviews…

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Anal Toys

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Posted on February 8, 2011 at 12:05 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack

Man Candy Tuesday #5 Plus I'm At Whipped Cream Today And Tomorrow!

It's that time again - Man Candy Tuesday! In honor of the hot men who appear every Monday on "Hawaii Five-0", I've dedicated Tuesdays to the most mouth-watering man candy out there. Enjoy!

Look for me today at Whipped Cream Reviews, where I was interviewed. Tomorrow I'll be at the Whipped Cream Yahoo group all day to hang out and chat with you. Please drop by and keep me company, and read the interview. It's very good.

I read an article saying that 75% of women fantasize about their men dressed as firemen. I'm not into firemen myself, but I know lots of women who are. Here are some sexy firemen, just for your viewing pleasure. Time to burn up my blog!

Please check out my interview and head for Whipped Cream tomorrow to hang out with me. And definitely make sure you never miss Man Candy Tuesday!

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February 04, 2011

Babeland Review: Pirates Pleasure Ring

Avast ye maties! Do yerself a favor and slap on th' Pirates Pleasure Ring, a wonderfully stretchy and kitschy sex toy that fits around yer Jolly Roger! Fer the landlubbers out thar who ain't familiar with ye pirates of lore, this cracking cock ring was inspired by the porn DVD series "Pirates" and "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge", two of the most popular pirate porn DVDs out thar. The movies star porn legends such as Jesse Jane, Sasha Grey, and Evan Stone. Ye've never seen scallywags and picaroons such as these in many a moon!

Ye have two choices between scribbles - the purple Maltese cross or the black skull n' bandana. Buy one of each and turn on the saucy maids and/'r cockswains with your Cap'n At Full Mast! She'll never turn ye away from her binnacle ever again, matey. And he'll let you into his Poop Deck with yer mighty multi-barreled pistol! Here's th' best news o'all - this scabbard guard vibrates like a schooner hit by yer cannons!!!

Ye now can buzz yer way to a massive ARRR-gasm with this kick'n cock ring. Narey a better nor more valuable ring has been found even in Davy Jones' Locker. It stretches to fit any size Pirate cutlass. The mini vibe is shaped like a skull embossed on shiny gold. Add this cock ring to yer own treasures and seduce the saucy maids n' cockswains with yer massive flintlock! The ring is stretchy n' comfortable to wear. It doesn't even pinch yer nads. And it looks like a million Pieces of Eight! Board her ship or notch his rullock with confidence when you use this incredible cock ring.

So you want t' talk like a scurvy pirate? Try this web site which is a tad like a Pirate Babelfish. Just plug in yer ramblings and the computer program translates yer speech into Buccaneer! So now all your sex toys reviews can be translated int' Pirate-speak. Yarrr!

Buy yer sex toys at Babeland!

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Read me other Babeland Sex Toys Reviews here on me blog, and don't forget me Sex Toys Reviews Category. Now jump that plank and buy yerself some treasures!

Posted on February 4, 2011 at 01:20 PM | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBack

February 03, 2011

GoodVibes Review: Wartenberg Pinwheel

I'd been curious about the Wartenberg Pinwheel for quite some time now, since I've graduated from "vanilla" sex toys to more ... er ... adventurous fare. This pinwheel has 22 little spikes on it on the wheel, and when it runs on my skin it gives me the most incredible sensations that make me shiver all over. I don't like pain so I don't push the pinwheel hard against my flesh, otherwise I'll leave little perforations all over my skin. It's not likely to make me bleed no matter how hard I push it. If it were, I'd soak it in alcohol. My husband didn't like the feel of the pinwheel because when he used it he said it hurt, and I believe him. He has very sensitive skin. He's like the Princess and the Pea. He feels everything very intensely. So, the pinwheel is my little toy I use for light, solo sensation play when I want to feel something a little different.

This pinwheel is made of 100% stainless steel. It's a very sturdy and heavy little thing, and I like the bulk that it has. It's quite imposing-looking, too. I ran it over my belly, breasts, and arms, and it brought up goosebumps like you wouldn't believe.
The pinwheel made me feel more alert and sensitive, so when I went to work on myself with a vibrator I was primed to go. I even ran the pinwheel along my labia, and it was just this side of too sensitive. I don't think I'd like to make a habit of that. The feeling was a little overwhelming.

This is a great little bondage/sensation play device that will give you hours of pleasure. Feel free to visit my Bondage Category for more bondage toys reviews. Also check out my Sex Toys Reviews category and my Good Vibrations Magazine category for articles I've written for GoodVibes. Go buy yourself a Wartenberg Pinwheel. You'll definitely enjoy it.

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Buy your sex toys from Good Vibrations!

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February 02, 2011

Knuckle-Draggers In The News

Oh, boy! It seems a woman's boss had been harassing her for ages. He finally tipped his hat when he gave her a sex toy for her birthday. That was the last straw, so she's suing. She has good reason to sue because he's created a hostile working environment for her with his sexually suggestive remarks and now with the sex toy. After she threw it in the trash and told him to not do that sort of thing anymore, he quipped "Come on, girl. You don’t know how to enjoy your life." First off, she's a woman, not a girl, and this is the usual put-down when harassing a woman - "Dearie, you can't take a joke."

If I were in her position I'd be pissed, too. Hey, I can take a joke with the best of them, but what he did was way out of hand. I bet he'd never treat a male subordinate like that, or - even better - give his male boss a sex toy as a birthday gift. This is a power play, plain and simple.

In a related bit of news, it seems the guys from Top Gear are in hot water again. What else is new? I'll admit right now that I love that show. I watch it all the time with my husband and son, and while those three (especially Clarkson and Hammond) really take things too far, it seems to me that nothing is sacred when it comes to their insults. Must be a British tradition. Anyone remember the TV show Dave Allen At Large from the 1970s? He made fun of Catholics all the time, and just about anyone else. Nothing was sacred. Same applies to Ricky Gervais. Everyone not living under a rock heard about his performance at the Golden Globes. I saw and read clips, and laughed my ass off. We started watching An Idiot Abroad on BBC America, and it highlights British xenophobia when the star takes trips to countries far outside his comfort zone.

Back to Top Gear, Richard Hammond made an extremely offensive and suggestive comment to a female paramedic working on the show. He told her his "willie tasted funny". If I were in her position I would have told him he really needed to stop tasting his willie, and to not say anything like that to me again.

The latest to come out of Top Gear is - again - a comment from Richard Hammond. This time he insulted Mexicans when he said on a recent show "Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat." Yeah, as if the British have anything to brag about when it comes to their cars, teeth, and food. Everyone is up for insults on that show. Jeremy Clarkson brushed off the comment, saying he doubted they'd get any flack for it because the UK Ambassador to Mexico was probably asleep when the show aired. Well, someone must have awakened him because he complained about the "offensive, xenophobic and humiliating" comments. An earlier comment about lorry drivers got a rise out of some people when one of them said this: "This is a hard job, and I'm not just saying this to win favour with lorry drivers. It's a hard job - change gear, change gear, change gear, check your mirrors, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day." And of course Clarkson is always mocking Americans for being fat, which I find hilarious. Anyone who watches the show remembers the rather zaftig American Stig. The only one I haven't seen say anything like this is Captain Slow. Maybe he either doesn't go for that sort of thing, or he hasn't been caught yet. I wonder if some people might consider it a badge of honor to be insulted by the hosts of this show?

As far as I'm concerned, the show is an equal opportunity offender, just like Dave Allen At Large and Ricky Gervais. Nothing is sacred. The only quibble I have was Hammond's personal suggestive comment to the paramedic. That definitely went too far because it was so up-close-and-personal. You don't do that to someone working for you, as that asshat who sent the sex toy to his female subordinate learned. It's a power play, plain and simple. Sometimes you just have to know when to shut up or - in Asshat's case - someone will shut you up with a lawsuit.

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The Stylish Blogger Awards

I wanted to give a big shout out to Tess Mackall and the Three Wicked Writers blog for nominating me for the Stylish Blogger Awards. I am indeed honored and will pass along the kudos for sure.

For those who have been nominated, there are few criteria to meet:

1. Thank and link back to the person who nominated you, only do not re-nominate them.

2. Share 7 things about yourself

3. Pass along this nomination to 10 recently discovered stylish and cool bloggers

4. Contact them and tell them about their nomination.

Without further ado and in no particular order, here are my Stylish Blog nominees. Sorry, I could only come up with eight since others I would have nominated have already been nominated.

1. Saritza Hernandez

2. Kissa Starling

3. AJ Llewellyn

4. Savannah Chase

5. Circlet Press blog

6. Susie Bright's Journal

7. Nice N' Naughty Authors

8. Regina Carlysle

And here are some blogs that are just great to read on their own (note: I write for some of them):

1. Pharyngula

2. Good Vibrations Blog

3. Good Vibrations Sexy Mama Blog

4. Ms. Magazine Blog

5. Greta Christina

Here are seven facts about me:

1. The only way you can get me to eat a pizza is to slather it with anchovies.

2. I have auburn hair down past my ass. It's nearly four feet long.

3. When I was 12 I ran a planetarium in Baltimore, Maryland.

4. When I was 14 I was a major in the Civil Air Patrol.

5. I can play the accordion.

6. I used to be a fundamentalist Christian until I actually read the Bible.

7. I almost asked out actor Daniel Baldwin when I worked on "Homicide: Life On The Street" but I chickened out.

Well, that's more than enough about me. Enjoy the blogs, and hang out in comments.

Posted on February 2, 2011 at 09:41 AM | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack