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February 13, 2011

Babeland Review: Slimline Pirates Rocket Vibrator

Pirates Rocket Vibrator - with abject apologies to Robert Lewis Stevenson and "Treasure Island"

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
A vibe that surpasses the best of the best
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
With gleaming gems on a rounded base
And a velvety finish to suit her taste
Her climax will make her little heart race
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the lover's mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Three designs to make her sweat
Two vibe patterns her desires are met
And intensity levels she'll never forget
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Fifteen men of 'em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed her virtue,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Skull and crossbones on the shaft
Batteries, buy them in a two-pack
Eight inches of joy without any slack
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

This delightful pocket vibe is patterned after the popular "Pirates" and "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" porn movie series. This movie series has released a series of pirate-themed sex toys that are quite amusing to behold - and joy to use. The Pirates Rocket Vibrator comes in three kitschy designs, all shown below.

All you need are two C batteries to get you started. The shaft, made of hard plastic, is velvety soft, and the vibrations intense and enjoyable. The pulsation patterns will send you into the orgasm stratosphere: undulating, pulsating, and continuous. Whilst the shaft itself is eight inches long, six inches of it is insertable. This vibe may be used vaginally or on your clitoris, or a combination of both. If you enjoy deeper penetration, this vibe is well suited to your needs. It's not a G-spot vibe, but it's sure great fun to use. The pirate-themed tattoos on the shaft give this jewel-encrusted vibe a kitschy look. It's a fun toy to use and view. And it will deliver you orgasms so intense you'll start speaking in Buccaneer. Yarrrr!!!

Buy your sex toys at Babeland!

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Read my other Babeland Sex Toys Reviews here on my blog, and don't forget my Sex Toys Reviews Category. Now shiver your timbers and buy yourself some pirate booty!

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