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February 04, 2011

Babeland Review: Pirates Pleasure Ring

Avast ye maties! Do yerself a favor and slap on th' Pirates Pleasure Ring, a wonderfully stretchy and kitschy sex toy that fits around yer Jolly Roger! Fer the landlubbers out thar who ain't familiar with ye pirates of lore, this cracking cock ring was inspired by the porn DVD series "Pirates" and "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge", two of the most popular pirate porn DVDs out thar. The movies star porn legends such as Jesse Jane, Sasha Grey, and Evan Stone. Ye've never seen scallywags and picaroons such as these in many a moon!

Ye have two choices between scribbles - the purple Maltese cross or the black skull n' bandana. Buy one of each and turn on the saucy maids and/'r cockswains with your Cap'n At Full Mast! She'll never turn ye away from her binnacle ever again, matey. And he'll let you into his Poop Deck with yer mighty multi-barreled pistol! Here's th' best news o'all - this scabbard guard vibrates like a schooner hit by yer cannons!!!

Ye now can buzz yer way to a massive ARRR-gasm with this kick'n cock ring. Narey a better nor more valuable ring has been found even in Davy Jones' Locker. It stretches to fit any size Pirate cutlass. The mini vibe is shaped like a skull embossed on shiny gold. Add this cock ring to yer own treasures and seduce the saucy maids n' cockswains with yer massive flintlock! The ring is stretchy n' comfortable to wear. It doesn't even pinch yer nads. And it looks like a million Pieces of Eight! Board her ship or notch his rullock with confidence when you use this incredible cock ring.

So you want t' talk like a scurvy pirate? Try this web site which is a tad like a Pirate Babelfish. Just plug in yer ramblings and the computer program translates yer speech into Buccaneer! So now all your sex toys reviews can be translated int' Pirate-speak. Yarrr!

Buy yer sex toys at Babeland!

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Posted on February 4, 2011 at 01:20 PM | Permalink

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