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December 23, 2010

Alien Lover Dildo - Review

I love having a six-inch silicone dildo called the Alien Lover, which is perfect to use while watching really bad movies on the Sci Fi Channel. I've seen "Dark Breed", "The Arrival", and "Infected", all of which are awful alien movies. Isabella Rossellini stars in the last one, which is a step down for her. Then again, it also stars Judd Nelson, and that's a step up for him. So watching really bad alien movies while playing with the Alien Lover dildo is a perfect combination.

The Alien Lover looks like it was designed by H. R. Giger, the Swiss artist who designed the alien and set for the movie "Alien". This dildo has ribs that look like gills on each side of the shaft. It also has four nubs in the shape of a face that just so happen to rub just the right way on my clit. Curious, I pulled out the Alien Lover, turned it around, and reinserted it. I loved the way it felt as the nubs on the "face" rubbed the back of my vagina. It felt best if I kept it close to the edge and pulled it out a little bit. My inner lips are very sensitive, and the Alien Lover satisfied me in all sorts of positions. Made of silicone, this dildo is very flexible while being tough and sturdy at the same time. It can take a beating, although I promise to be gentle with it.

Here is the best part of all - it glows in the dark!!!!

I love glow in the dark stuff! I have an alien head candle around here somewhere that glows in the dark. I used to wear glow in the dark nail polish until I wore it once to a movie theater, and you could see my fingers moving when I ate the popcorn. That was amusing.

I used some lube on the dildo to make sure it went in smoothly. It sure feels good! If you hold it up to the light and then insert it, but no one is inside your pussy to see your Alien Lover, does it still glow in the dark? Raspberry I clenched around it and I felt it give but it was solid at the same time. My two favorite materials are silicone and jelly, so my Alien Lover felt just right. I especially liked pulling it forward so that it rubbed against my G-spot. That felt like Heaven.

The Alien Lover is flared at the base, so it can be used for anal sex, but I prefer it for vaginal use. I like to use more slender dildos and vibrators for anal sex, and the Alien Lover struck me as a bit too thick for my personal taste. I bet it would make an anal sex lover very happy though!

So my husband now has competition. I have an Alien Lover. Ha! At least I know this Alien Lover won't impregnate me with hundreds of maggoty alien spawn like I see in these really awful movies. This Alien Lover treats me very well. Plus there's the added benefit that I won't lose it in the dark.

Posted on December 23, 2010 at 07:14 AM | Permalink

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