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June 05, 2010

Adult Sex Toys Classic Porn Review - Debbie Does Dallas

I first saw Debbie Does Dallas when I was in college in the 1980s, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth. At first I thought the end of the movie would be star Bambi Woods doing the entire Dallas Cowboys football team but alas that was not to be. I knew she couldn't possibly fuck every man in Dallas, although she might try. The movie wasn't what I expected but I enjoyed it very much. It was funny and the women had enough boobage to keep me occupied. I love boobage.

So here I am over twenty years later watching Debbie Does Dallas and enjoying it just as much as I did when I was in college. Here's a blurb from the Internet Movie Data Base about the movie:

This all-time best-seller among adult movies is about Debbie (Bambi Woods) whose talents have earned her a coveted place as a professional football cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys. However Debbie and her friends on the cheerleading squad are faced with a problem. She doesn't have any money to make it to Dallas. She and her girl friends try to figure out ways to make a little extra cash... on the side! One of them works in a library, another in a candle shop, and Debbie herself works in a clothing store for Mr. Greenfield (R. Bolla). While doing their odd jobs they realize that they can make more money by doing sexual favours for their bosses. Debbie makes enough money when "Mr. Greenfield scores a field goal and Debbie makes a touchdown".

The highlights were of Debbie teasing Mr. Greenfield when he chased her around his store begging for a feel or a quick look. It was so silly it was almost endearing - and very sexy. Her friends had trouble making enough money on their minimum wage jobs to send her to Dallas but Debbie figured it out very fast - strip for cash. She earned fifty bucks for showing Mr. Greenfield her tits, and he would have done more if she didn't warn him she'd tell her mother! Finally, at the end, when she allows Mr. Greenfield to fuck her, she makes enough money to go to Dallas.

Here is some fun trivia about the movie, courtesy of the Internet Movie Data Base:

On 14 September 2000, the British Board of Film Classification authorized for the first time the uncut release of this film, as part of a policy change to censor adult films less and children's films more.

According to the documentary "Debbie Does Dallas Uncovered", this film is one of the top-five highest grossing pornography titles in history.

The Dallas Cowboys filed suit against this film for using its cheerleader uniform in the ads and in the film without permission. The sequels used a different uniform.

Debbie Does Dallas shows how much porn has changed in thirty years. All of the women have different bodies and there is nary a silicone boob in the entire movie. Most are on the small side figure-wise and boob size and all have thatches of pubic hair you don't see in porn today because all women in porn these days are expected to be bald down there. I prefer to see the natural way women are built because pubic hair is sexy and because it holds scents that smell good. Pubic hair is a depository for female pheromones that turn on both men and women. These days with plastic women shaved for a male audience, you don't get that earthy look that existed in the classic porn movies.

Bambi Woods really is the only reason to see this movie, since she's so sweet and sexy. Her interactions with Mr. Greenfield provide lots of sexy comic relief. When she appears at the end dressed in her Dallas Cowboy's cheerleader outfit (for which the movie got sued) as Mr. Greenfield seduces her once again she has all the charm of a Four-H beauty queen. Debbie Does Dallas is crude by today's slick porn standards but it's a joy to watch.

If you want tongue-in-cheek (or tongue anywhere else for that matter), funny, sexy and silly, this movie has all that in spades. Bambi Woods looked less busty than I imagined when I first saw the movie but that didn't bother me any. Debbie Does Dallas is good, silly, sexy fun.

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They are very "creative," but -- how can I say this gently? -- the work of someone who's disturbed, on of all time x-rated favorites.

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