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OMG HOT Trance-Pop From Cascada - Pyromania

I just found this trance-pop group from Germany called Cascada and I'm hooked!!! I love their single "Pyromania". I should get out my OhMiBod vibrator sex toys and plug it into this song. My pussy will love the fast beat. LOL! TMI!!! I'm definitely investing in more music from Cascada.

Adult Sex Toys Review - Lelo Tor

My husband has erectile problems so I thought that he might get some enjoyment from using a cock ring. I requested the Lelo Tor for review to see first, if he liked the feel of it, and second, if it helped us in any way in the sex department.

Lelo Tor gets its name from Norse mythology's god of thunder (Thor). I also know that "tor" means "high hill", not that that means anything in particular; it's just interesting trivia.

First, the feel of it. Lelo Tor is a very stretchy vibrating cock ring that fit well over his cock. He could have worn it by pulling his balls and cock through but he didn't want to do that. This vibrating cock ring is of a much more sophisticated and streamlined design than any other cock ring I've ever seen. Lelo Tor is designed to both please a man and his female partner since this cock ring has a bumper for her pleasure.

The stretchy phthalates-free material enables Lelo Tor to fit well over a penis or penis and balls. One warning though - make sure you shave your genitals before putting on this cock ring. Lelo Tor has a bad habit of catching hair and yanking on it, which is both painful and distracting. My husband found the vibrations to be distracting, but I doubt most men would find them to be that way. My husband is just different. There are six separate vibration patterns that you can choose with the click of the button on the cock ring. A blessing is that the vibrations are nearly silent. Our bed is right next to our bedroom window, which is open now because of the heat of spring. It wouldn't do for our neighbors to hear incessant buzzing coming from our bedroom in the dead of night.

Wear the Lelo Tor with the bumper underneath to vibrate against your balls or wear it with the bumper on top when having intercourse so she can enjoy the vibrations as well. Lelo Tor is designed like most cock rings to hold blood in the penis so that it gets harder and thicker. This classy looking cock ring is stretchy enough to fit even the most massive of men.

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If you are looking for a classy vibrating cock ring that is a step above your average cock ring, invest in a Lelo Tor. You won't be sorry.

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Dannii Minogue - Great Dance Music

I already know about Dannii Minogue because I have her single "Who Do You Love Now" on one of my techno/dance compilations. Love her! I just found her greatest hits and I'm absolutely hooked on "All I Wanna Do". Here's the Youtube:

And here's the Youtube for "Who Do You Love Now". This music is very catchy. Can't stop tapping my feet. Gonna do the Happy Dance in a minute.

Pleasurists #79

When I want to read the latest about sex toys, I go to Pleasurists.

by Kedralynn

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

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On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• Pocket Fairy by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Plume Vibrating Faux Pen by Mistress Kay
• Lia Magic Wand by Darling Dove
• Vibratex Blue Delilah by Joan Price
• Vibratex Mystic Wand by Joanna Cake
• Je Joue G-Ki by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
• Oasis Slimline Set by Dr. Ruthie
• Oasis Slimline Set by Red Vinyl Kitty
• OhMiBod Club Vibe by namelesschaos
• Natural Contours Jolie by Marilyn
• Solar Bullet by Sexorcism
• Le Reve White Massager by Marilyn
• Jimmyjane Iconic Smoothie by Red Vinyl Kitty
• Natural Contours Ideal & G-Plus by Marilyn
• Joy by Jonsbabydoll
• We-Vibe 2 by Violet
• Cal Exotics Passion Flower by Rev. Arielle
• LELO Lily by The Countess
• Ripple of Love by Missy

Dildos

• Tantus Vamp by Wilhelmina Wang
• Pyrex Glass Dildo by Mistress Kay
• Fun Factory Share XS by True Pleasures
• Glass Twister by True Pleasures
• Ophoria Beyond 3 by Toys in Love
• Fun Factory Share XS by la petite
• Rose G-Spotter by Kynky Kytty

Anal Toys

• Crystal Delights Plug by Saraid
• Tantus Ripple by Kynky Kytty
• Tantus Infinity by Kynky Kytty

Toys for Cocks

• Tenga Double-Hole with Sleeve Warmer by Garnet Joyce
• Pipedream Roto-Bater by Cooper

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Intimate Organics Intense Clitoral Stimulating Gel by True Pleasures
• Jimmyjane Contour Q Massage Stones by Sea of Neptune
• Pleasure Pack by Coco

BDSM/Fetish

• Spartacus 18″ Medium Tip Crop by Wilhelmina Wang
• Silk Scarf Restraints by Mistress Kay
• Tweezer Nipple Clamps with Bells by Juliettia
• Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System by Wilhelmina Wang
• Pipedream Extreme Hogtie Kit by Mistress Arabella

Adult Books/Games

• Stay in Lust Forever by Mistress Kay
• I Dare You by Luscious Lily

Adult Movies & Porn

• Fluid: Men Redefining Sexuality by Red Vinyl Kitty
• Pirates by The Countess
• Crash Pad Series – Episode 29: Brooklyn Flaco & Carson by J.D. Bauchery
• Manly Heat Quenched by The Porn Librarian
• How to Perform Rope Bondage by FrzKey
• My Jetaime by J.D. Bauchery
• All About Bel Ami by FrzKey

Sex Furniture

• Sportsheets Hump, Bump, & Vibe by Thick Shady

Miscellaneous

• Go Girl by Kyle Jones
• Crystal Oval Bindis by True Pleasures
• California Exotics Nipple Suckers by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
• The G-Spot Kit by Scintillectual
• Fun Factory SmartBalls by Dr. Ruthie

Period Sex

I'm one of those women who likes slow, easy sex when I'm having my period. Lots of women just want to be left alone That Time Of The Month. Not me, but I don't like to get overly energetic about it. For about a week I'm tired, cranky, and tender. My energy level is down to zero and I can't even write well. All I want to do is watch movies, eat ice cream, and play with my sex toys.

Many women are tender like me when they're having their period. I highly recommend using copious amount of lube whether you're using a vibrator, dildo, or a penis. Take things slowly and be very gently. Period sex when done right can be tender and exciting, stroking slowly and langorously so that she feels massaged in and out. If she wants to use a dildo or vibrator, choose a thinner one so that it doesn't hurt going in. And don't forget the lube!

I learned a long time ago that one of the best ways to alleviate cramps is to have an orgasm. When I'm not in the mood for vaginal sex a clit stimulator does the trick very nicely. I have my favorites and I use them twice daily when I'm having my period. An orgasm works wonders to knock those cramps right out so I can get some sleep.

If you are partnered with a woman on her monthly, have you considered getting your red wings? Some people are very turned on by going down on a woman who is having her period. That's called "earning your red wings". Not everyone is into this because they don't like the taste and smell but if you are, bringing her to orgasm with your tongue and lips will help her relax and feel better. And she'll adore you forever for doing what lots of partners don't like to do, namely muff diving when she's on the rag.

I usually don't feel well enough for boisterous sex when I'm having my period but I do like to use my favorite vibrators, with the help of my husband. Period sex doesn't have to be a chore or painful. It can be very enjoyable if you handle it right.

Pleasurists #78

Here is this week's Pleasurists, a round-up of sex toys and their reviews. Enjoy!

by Compass Rose Studios

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #77? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #80? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then use our submission form and submit it before Sunday May 30th at 11:59pm PDT.

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On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• Couture Collection Inspire by True Pleasures
• We-Vibe 2 by Dr. Ruthie
• Vibratex Mystic Wand by Joan Price
• Perfect Pet by Sammi
• Fun Factory Tango by Dr. Ruthie
• G-Swirl by Carrie Ann
• OhMiBod Club Vibe by Sammi
• OhMiBod Club Vibe by Kynky Kytty
• Spiral of Bliss by Sammi
• Lustre by Red Vinyl Kitty
• LELO Nea by Jonsbabydoll
• LELO Nea by Marilyn
• Ophoria Bliss 1 by The Countess
• OhMiBod Naughtibod by Mistress Arabella
• Tantus Buzz 1 by Kynky Kytty
• Euphoria Pleasure Ride by la petite

Dildos

• Rose G-Spotter by Mystress Lady Evyl
• Don Wands Rose G-Spotter by Angel deSanguine
• Njoy Pure Wand by Sammi
• SinFive Pikilo by Toys in Love
• Sinclair Institute Select Crystal G by True Pleasures
• Dildo and Suction Cup Kit by Mistress Kay
• Vixen Creations Mistress by Carrie Ann
• Vixen Creations Mistress by Angel deSanguine
• Tantus Silk Large by Kynky Kytty
• UR3 Raging Ballsy by Mystress Lady Evyl

Anal Toys

• Nexus Max 5 by Toys In Love
• Crystal Delights Plug by Isabel0329
• Touche Sentinel by Mistress Kay
• Violet Moon Plug by Saraid
• Nexus Vibro by Cooper
• Toy Joy Private Dancer by Joanna Cake

Toys for Cocks

• Tantus Beginner’s Cock Ring by Chops McGruff
• Tenga Egg by Carrie Ann
• LELO Bo by Pretty Power Tools
• Tenga Double Hole and Sleeve Warmer by Angel deSanguine

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• The Intimacy Love Kit by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Babeland Massage Candle by Carrie Ann
• Intimate Organics Embrace by Missy

BDSM/Fetish

• Aslan Silicone Ball Gag by Mystress Lady Evyl
• Deluxe 5ft Ruff Whip by Mistress Kay
• Ball Gag Training Kit, Double Fish Hook Restraint, & Three Piece Muzzle Set by Nadia West
• Slut Impressions Paddle by Jonsbabydoll

Adult Books/Games

• The Lingerie Handbook by Mistress Kay
• Please, Sir by Saraid
• Please, Sir by Dr. Ruthie
• The Handjob Handbook by Mistress Kay
• I Dare You by Angel deSanguine

Adult Movies & Porn

• Crash Pad Series Vol. 5 by Wilhelmina Wang
• Strapon Blowjob by The Porn Librarian
• Don Juan’s Therapist by FrzKey
• Bend Over Boyfriend by J.D. Bauchery
• The Hustler by The Porn Librarian
• The Sleazy Family by FrzKey
• Tristan Taormino’s Rough Sex by The Countess

Miscellaneous

• Beginner’s Strap-On Harness with Dildo by Mistress Kay
• Sportsheets Doggy Style Strap by Thick Shady

I Bet Nick Cage Won't Eat A Preying Mantis

So actor/rabblerouser Nicholas Cage will only eat animals that have, in his opinion, "dignified" sex. He won't eat pork because he doesn't like the way pigs do The Nasty. Instead, he munches on chicken and fish. I don't know whether he's serious or if he's pulling reporter's legs but I thought it would be fun to write about animals sex lives anyway.

I can't speak for chickens, but ever see how fish get it on? The female lays her eggs and then the male shoots his sperm into the water, fertilizing the eggs. So when it's spawning season water is chock full of clouds of sperm. I suppose that could be considered dignified.

I bet Nick Cage won't eat a preying mantis. Females eat males after they copulate but only if they are hungry. We had preying mantids in our leafy canopy at our old house in Maryland. I remember the female and the smaller male. One day, I noticed that the male was missing his head! Holy shit, they must have copulated and she ate him! It was the creepiest thing to see since the male wasn't dead yet. It wandered around the canopy missing its head. Took the sucker five days to die. I hope I never see a preying mantis ever again.

I bet Nick Cage won't eat dog, considering that there is now a sex toy for dogs called Hotdoll. The picture below doesn't look particularly dignified to me.

Here are some strange animal sex habits. I doubt any of these critters will end up on Nick Cage's dinner plate.

Honey bees: The male's genitals pop off and get caught inside the Queen when mating. The snapped off penis acts as a plug, preventing other males from copulating with Her Highness. I guess this means Nick Cage won't put honey in his tea, unless he finds losing the Crown Jewels to be dignified.

Bonobos: Bonobos use sex for EVERYTHING! They "use sex as greetings, a mean of solving disputes, making up for fights, and as a favors in exchange for food. They tongue kiss, engage in oral sex, mutual masturbations, have face-to-face genital sex and even have a strange "penis fencing" ritual!"

Red-Sided Garter Snake: One female emerges from hibernation. She releases a pheromone that drives male red-sided garter snakes into an erotic frenzy. Then... ORGY!!! Bonus points - male red-sided garter snakes have two penises. I hear snake tastes like chicken so maybe eating snake isn't much of a stretch for Nick Cage.

Dolphins: Male dolphins have retractable penises. And they're prehensile. They even swivel! I hope Nick Cage eats dolphin-safe tuna.

Anyway, there are many more bizarre examples of animal sex at that link so head on over and get an education. Some of these animals do things that sound like something you see in a science fiction movie.

The World's Oldest Sex Toy Also Lit Fires

And you thought sex toys were only about one-hundred years old.

A siltstone phallus found in a cave in Germany is 30,000 years old. According to an article on the subject, examples of masculinity are hard to find while the same of femininity are fairly common. This phallus has strike marks where it was used to start fires against flint and a smooth side had carved rings. So this phallus had texture for sexual pleasure? Cool. It was broken when found and reassembled by archeologists.

I can't see using a cold stone dildo, even though I'm into sensation play. It would just feel too uncomfortable. It's also rigid, if you're into that sort of thing. I like glass dildos and they're rigid. I suppose using a stone dildo would be like using one made of glass. This finding made the news back in 2005 so this is nothing new.

Pope Condoms! Get Your Pope Condoms Here!

Remember last month when a UK official wrote in a Foreign Office memo "suggesting that he could launch Benedict-brand condoms or bless a gay marriage when he visits the United Kingdom later this year"? That's actually not a bad idea, although the guy was forced to apologize to the pontiff.Turns out someone else had the same idea. If you live in The Netherlands a sex shop is giving away 2,000 Pope Condoms to protest the Catholic Church's backward views on contraception, unwanted pregnancies, and sexually transmitted diseases, especially regarding the Church's stance on not allowing condoms to be given away in Africa to prevent the spread of AIDS.

The Pope was mocked in 2009 when the above condoms were distributed in protest after the Pope rejected condoms as a weapon against AIDS during his Africa trip.

Trendy condoms are all the rage now. There are Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and even Tiger Woods condoms. The Tiger Woods condoms picture him with a black eye and a broken golf club over his head. In fact, trendy sex toys that make fun of public figures are all the rage. There's the Obama Presidential Dildo and the biggest blasphemy of all, the Baby Jesus Butt Plug.

And people wonder why the Church can't get any respect. The Church brought it all on itself, what with the priest pedophile and priests raping nuns scandals. I always thought this switch plate depicted the Catholic Church best.

Adult Sex Toys Porn Review - Pirates

I had heard about Pirates for quite some time and I was eager to review it. See, I'm fussy about porn. Most of it does absolutely nothing for me. I'm not attracted to either the men or the women in most porn, which is no mean feat because I'm bi. The endless fucking by people who look bored doesn't turn me on at all. I do like some classic porn, which I have reviewed here, but for the most part it's hard for me to find porn that pleases me. It's even harder for me to find porn that turns me on.

That is, until I finally saw Pirates. Now this is a fun movie! Made in 2005, it has it all - a plot, actors who can act, humor, gorgeous people, amazing sets and special effects (the budget for this movie was a million, and that's pretty cool considering it's porn), beautiful costumes, and candles... lots of candles.

Here's an amusing trivia tidbit about the movie from the Internet Movie Database: "Some scenes were filmed aboard the HMS Bounty, at The Pier in St. Petersburg, Florida. The city of St. Petersburg, which owns The Pier, did not realize that the film was porn; the producers represented the film as a PG-13-level comedy for television." Ha! The HMS Bounty will never live this one down!

Pirates won and was nominated for a slew of awards, including the AVN award for top selling title of the year, AVN best actor, best actress, best all-girl sex scene - video, best director, best supporting actor, best music, and much more. In all, Pirates won thirteen awards and was nominated for ten awards. Pretty spiffy.

I could see the influence of "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl" in this movie since quite a few of the men tried to pull off the Capt. Jack Sparrow look. These days, no self respecting pirate leaves his crow's nest without eyeliner.

The plot was loads of fun. If all the sex scenes were taken out, this movie would still make a nice stand-alone pirate flick, but of course the sex scenes only add to the enjoyment. Here's the plot summary from the Internet Movie Database, which gave Pirates a 7.5 out of 10 rating. Not bad for a porn flick.

Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate, Serena. He wants the Scepter of Inca, which gives its owner great powers. To remove it from remote Calaveras Island, he needs the Dagger of Ataljuapa as well as the aid of a descendant of the family to whom the Scepter was entrusted. So, he kidnaps Manuel Valenzuela, honeymooning with the lovely Isabella. On Stagnetti's trail are pirate hunters, Captain Edward Reynolds and Jules, his commander. Edward's a bit clueless, but he does rescue Isabella. Once Stagnetti has the Dagger, the stage is set for the clash of good and evil.

I found as I watched this delightful movie that I was attracted to lots of people, in particular Jesse Jane as Jules and Evan Stone as Capt. Edward Reynolds. Other notables are Carmen Luvana, Tegan, Tommy Gunn, and Devon. Reynolds' fucking and acting came across as very hot and natural. Jesse Jane was just incredibly hot to watch. True, the actors are buff and all have been under the plastic surgeon's knife (note: every boob in this movie is fake) but I liked the hardbodies very much. This is a movie I could jerk off to.

I'm going to find more movies made by this production company, Digital Playground. There are two sequels to Pirates and I would happily jerk off to both while enjoying a good movie. The director, Joone, has quite a bit of talent. The high production values did not get past me. I found other movies by Digital Playground that I would love to see and review so that you too may enjoy them. Pirates was a blast to watch - more than once, mind you - and I highly recommend it to anyone who wants a fun and sexy porn movie to round out your evening. This movie is ideal for couples as well. Sit back, pop some popcorn, and enjoy

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