Spice Up Your Love Life – Move It Out Of The Bedroom

Sometimes, to spice up your sex life, all you need do is change the location. Get out of the bed, and get outside!

Half the fun of having sex in a different location is the fear of getting caught. When I was in college, I was seeing one of many men when I was a camp counselor over the summer. One man in particular caught my attention because he was the director of one camp that visited campus. That's me, always aiming for the Alpha Male. One time, we were parked in a secluded location in a state park. We just finished doing it in his car, and we sat back in our afterglow and talked about the camp. I had my arm around him, and I leaned towards him. For some reason, something told me to look to my right. I did, and leaning in the car only a foot or two away from me was a cop! I screamed. My lover screamed. The cop laughed.

This cop told us that he had been watching us "for quite some time", and that if he were a bad person he could have hurt both of us. We agreed, and took his hint to get out of the park. On the way back to campus, we said we knew that cop had watched us have sex in the car. It was creepy – but exciting - getting caught having sex – by a cop!

Jill's sexiest location for having sex was with her husband – in a deer stand! Now that's unusual. A deer stand is a sturdy enclosure where hunters may hide while hunting for animals, including and especially deer. Having sex in a deer stand, with all of God's Wildlife – and possibly other hunters – watching sounds like a sexy albeit freezing cold thing to do in the fall, when the leaves are changing color and dropping from the trees. Jill and her husband were caught fooling around in that deer stand. Another couple heard all the grunting, and knew it wasn't bears.

Ruby and her husband first did it in the woods behind her house. She was eighteen and scared to death that she'd get caught. I swear, that fear of getting caught is what makes this kind of sex so exciting! She was wearing white shorts, and they were covered with dirt. Her excuse when asked why she was so dirty was that she fell.

Stasia did one over on me – she was in a state trooper's car during his break. Men in uniform are so sexy! Stasia had only praise for him: " It was fun...memorable...and goooooood!" So both Stasia and I have cop stories.

So, tired of a quick and boring hump session on your tried and true mattress? Head for the woods! Sex on the beach! Watch out for deer stands, though, because they might already be occupied.