Banging Head On Keyboard...

You've gotta be fucking kidding me...

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has received her first job offer since failing in her bid to become vice-president of the United States, and it comes with a large cash offer.

Florida-based porn director Cezar Capone has offered to pay Palin $2 million to appear in an adult film production.

Capone, who calls himself "the king of all MILF films," promises in an open letter on his website that the film would be distributed internationally, shot in high definition, and feature a "beautiful mother recognized by all of America ... as the most desirable woman over 40."

To prove he's serious about the offer, Capone says he's prepared to hold the money in escrow immediately.

To sweeten the deal, Palin's husband Todd has been offered a co-starring role in the production, for which Capone would be "prepared to kick in an extra $100,000," and a new Arctic Cat snowmobile.

Palin hasn't publicly responded to the offer, which was sent to her administration office in Juneau, Alaska on Nov. 6.

She ran for Vice President, for God's sake!!! It's insulting to offer her a job as a porn star! It's bad enough that "Who's Nailin' Paylin" is coming out, and that there is a Sarah Palin blow-up doll for men who want that MILFy action. Now, this.

And I don't even like Palin's politics. Still, this really blows chunks. [via Echidne of the Snakes.]