October 15, 2007
Something Sexy Planet Sex Toys - A Review
Something Sexy Planet Sex Toys offers "100% safe & secure online ordering and fast, 100% private & discreet delivery for your convenience and complete satisfaction". They deliver on their promises. The web site is easy to navigate and pleasing to the eye. The search engine finds all kinds of gems with no problem, whether I'm looking for "Deep Throat", a sex swing, a lace teddy, or a butt plug. It's full of images so that you know exactly what it is that you are buying, whether you want a penis pump or a G-spot vibe. Something Sexy Planet carried name brand sex toys, including Doc Johnson and Vivid. The sale page is not just of average overstocked items the store wants to unload. It includes $10.00 of the fabulous Hitachi Magic Wand and $10.00 off a new waterproof Jack Rabbit and the same amount off of a Fleshlight.
Adult DVDs range from modern top sellers such as "Nina Hartley's Guide To Stripping For Your Lover" to classics like Marilyn Chambers in "Insatiable" or "Debbie Does Dallas", which is being remade now. Name brand DVDs from Vivid and Wicked are available, and there are many to choose from, not just a handful (pardon the pun). The top women in porn are available for you to enjoy on DVD, including Aria Giovanni, "Strap On Sally" starring the luscious Gina Lynn, Nikki Benz and Kystal Steal, and DVD queens Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick, who are feuding right now over royalties. Since some classic porn is available, I was curious and ran a search for "Supervixens", and I'm sad to report that Something Sexy Planet does not carry it. While his movies are soft porn, many porn afficionados would enjoy some classics by Russ Meyer. Something Sexy Planet could expand its already well-stocked DVD selection by including some soft porn. The site also needs to stock more DVDs that would appeal to straight, bi, and lesbian women. One problem I've noticed with many sex toys and DVD sites is that their selections aimed at women are lackluster at best. I will give the site credit for carrying some titles by Candida Royalle. Royalle is popular with straight, lesbian, and bi women. Something Sexy Planet does carry DVDs starring Rocko Siffredi and Peter North, but it's always a great idea to carry more. Women like porn DVDs, too.
Something the site doesn't carry that would sell well are books of erotica. Both men and women like to read well-written erotica and erotic romance. Some examples of good erotica and erotic romance are the Circlet Press and Ellora's Cave print lines. Popular books include anthologies full of short sexy stories and hot and sexy novels. Heat levels range from sweet to scorching. The woman in the mood for a good read can select a tender love story or a book full of hot screeching monkey sex. While many of the erotic romance books will likely have a "happily ever after" ending, that type of ending isn't necessarily the case. In some stories, a "happy for now" ending is just as fun. While these kinds of books are popular with women, men also love them. They are great for couples to read to each other while in bed.
The selection of sex toys for women is very impressive. A horny woman may purchase one of the more classic and popular toys such as a Jack Rabbit or something a little different but just as sexy, like Candida Royalle's Superb, from her Natural Contours line. The sex toys kits look like lots of fun, and you can choose something for anal fun, like Wicked star Keri Sable's 3-piece kit that includes anal beads. For some heavy duty clit and vaginal action, a good choice is the Silicone Mini-Oscillator. This vibrator comes with four very exciting attachments, full of bumps and nobs for your naughty bits. The added plus is that similar vibrators are more expensive. Something Sexy Planet also carries nearily two dozen vibrators from the Vibratex line, including various rabbits and a nubbly Quiver Vibrator that looks like a hedgehog. Hedgehogs never have this much fun.
There are an astounding ten pages of G-spot toys. Whether you want a traditionally curved G-spot vibrator, a Rock Chick, or a vibrator that pleasures the vagina, G-spot, and anus at the same time (like the Vibratex Dreamboat with remote control), Something Sexy Planet has it.
Sex toys for straight couples range from many types of vibrating cock rings to Ladybugs for women to wear. The waterproof Finger Fun vibrator may be used by both men and women. There are even glow in the dark French ticklers, which would make sex in the dead of night even more fun than usual. The ten pages of sex toys for men would please any man or couple, gay or straight. The aforementioned Fleshlight is at the top of the list. Many varieties of prostate massagers are available, and the discerning man may choose between plain dildos to vibrators. Various sizes of Aneros Prostate Massagers are for sale. Men won't be at a loss at Something Sexy Planet, since there are plenty of anal beads, penis pumps, erectile enhancement formulas, and love rings to enhance your erection.
There are so many lotions, warming lubes, flavored lubes, and massage oils that it may be hard to choose only one or two. Kama Sutra has its own section. The flavors are all over the map - cherry, pina colada, tropical fruit, and even sex on the beach. The prices are reasonable as well. You don't have to break the bank if you can't decide between one warming and flavored lube or another. You can buy both!
Something Sexy Planet carries top-of-the-line sex dolls that range between $100 and $300. These dolls are made in the image of a sex star (like Tera Patrick and Aria Giovanni). They have soft, realistic skin, hair, and sometimes blinking eyes. The dolls would be great to play with while you watch one of the stars on DVD.
The lingerie and dresses range in style from slutty to classy, and the prices are reasonable. Most of the items can be hand washed. The sizes range from 6 to 14, so if you are a larger woman, you likely won't fit in these items. There are many sites on the web that sell sexy outfits for plus-sized women. Something Sexy Planet could easily carry some sex clothing for larger women, especially in light of the attention Mo'Nique has received for judging a plus-sized fashion contest called "Mo'Nique's Fat Chance".
All in all, Something Sexy Planet has so many fun and sexy toys, DVDS, clothing, and other offbeat items that it may be easy to break your bank account. Discreet packaging won't get your prissy next-door-neighbor's knickers in a twist if she sees that box sitting outside your door. The site also has some very good sales, so if you don't find what you want (which is unlikely), or if your purse is a little light at the moment, you can easily find something fun that won't be too expensive.