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July 01, 2007

Will Anal Sex Make My Butt Biggerer?

This can't be for real. Can anyone really be this stupid? (There are no pictures, but the topic is NSFW.)

I found it at ErosBlog (note: blog NSFW). I do believe that some people can be that stupid. I remember a girl I knew from childhood whose family was convinced that her mother was only able to give birth to girls because she had only sisters. I just went... whaah???

Read this and watch your head explode.

I have a really flat butt. My boyfriend read that anal sex will help make it bigger, but only if he shoots his sperm deep inside. We used to have anal sex sometimes. He always wore a condom before. Now we have anal sex and he shoots really deep inside me and i keep it there.

I think I like this even if it doesn’t make my butt biggerer. He says my butt does look bigger, but I can’t tell. Has anyone else heard of thjis? Will his sperms in my butt make it bigger?

Some people took the bait. Here's one of her replies, which I think makes it clear that she's pulling their legs. Not at I needed all that much convincing in the beginning.

Now that I know my boyfriend's cum deep in my butt is making it rounder i have more questions. Will it keep getting bigger if we keep having anal sex? Or will it stop at some point? If we stop having anal sex, will my butt go back to the size it was or remain the size it is when we stop? If he cums in my butt and I use the toilet afterward and poo it out will it stop making my butt bigger?

I really want to keep having him shoot in my butt. But I don't want my butt to get really big either.

Does anyone else have any experience with this

And it looks like some people are still taking her seriously. It's just too funny...

Posted on July 1, 2007 at 03:16 PM | Permalink

Comments

Extremely Hilarious. How can people even think this person is serious. HAHAHA I have definately had my laughs for the day.

Posted by: MasterABD at Jul 1, 2007 3:59:24 PM

Try oral sex. Maybe your head will get bigger especially if you keep kis load in your mouth. If you swallow, you belly will get larger.

Posted by: Bob at Jul 1, 2007 8:14:47 PM

hahaha... lol! just try a sex toy instead. try this one. xandria sex toy. That might help!


Posted by: Ryan at Jul 4, 2007 4:29:55 AM

Funny post, Trish, but you must have done it in some haste as you spelled "bigger" with a superfluous "er". I look forward to buying your novel.

Posted by: Douglas, Friend of Osho at Jul 6, 2007 3:43:41 PM

That's no typo, Douglas. It was spelled "biggerer" in the original post. I didn't link to the original. That typo made the post all the more surreal.

The novel comes out January 2, and I'll post information here as to how to buy it. Thanks for saying you'll buy it. I really appreciate it.

Posted by: The Countess at Jul 6, 2007 3:58:24 PM

Whoops, I did post a link to the original. Check it out. She did write "biggerer". It was so over-the-top I laughed.

Posted by: The Countess at Jul 6, 2007 4:00:43 PM