The Pseudonym And Costume Generator

I hope to attend six conventions, starting in January. Just in time to promote my novel, which comes out January 2. I intend to do some book signings and even book readings. But... what to wear?

I found the perfect place for authors to choose a pen name and costuming tips - The Pseudonym and Costume Generator - from Smart Bitches Who Love Trashy Books.

The generator gave me Zarina Juliaea as a pen name. That sounds ridiculous enough to be a pen name. My real pen name, Elizabeth Black, pales by comparison.

Here's my costume, according to the generator: "Thigh-high boots, leather shorts, a feather boa--and nothing else."

Even if you aren't a writer, this generator is fun. When you click on the button, what is your pen name and what kind of costume are you told to wear?