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March 20, 2007

Ha Ha Ha!!! How's My Blogging?

I saw this on Boing Boing, and I laughed so hard I bled out of my eyes. It's for uppity bloggers like me.

Howsmyblogging


Posted on March 20, 2007 at 12:23 PM | Permalink | Comments (4)

New At Nuts4chic

Elizabeth Black has written about figging for nuts4chic. In case you have never heard of it, figging is the practice of putting a finger of fresh, cut ginger root up your ass to enhance sexual pleasure. Elizabeth reports on trying figging herself. It's a fun article to read.

Posted on March 20, 2007 at 11:25 AM | Permalink | Comments (2)

March 18, 2007

Japanese Sex Life "Dismal"

Things are not going well for the Japanese regarding their sex lives. 39.7 percent of Japanese citizens, aged 16-to-49, have not had sex for more than a month. Stressful work, the Internet, and lack of physical communication are to blame for the lackluster sex lives.

Posted on March 18, 2007 at 12:39 PM | Permalink | Comments (3)

How Embarrassing!

Lesson Of The Day: Don't drive drunk and play with a sex toy at the same time. The article doesn't say which sex toy it was, but the police officer must have had some great stories to tell at the station that night.

Posted on March 18, 2007 at 12:01 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

March 14, 2007

Sexual Satisfaction Survey - When Mama Is Happy, Everybody Is Happy

A University of Chicago survey found out that in countries where women and men are more equal, sexual satisfaction ranks the highest. Austria was number one, while Japan came in last. The U. S. came in fifth. The survey was conducted by Edward Laumann, who believes "the findings show that relationships based on equality lead to more satisfaction for both genders." Laumann said that "male-centered cultures where sexual behavior is more oriented toward procreation tend to discount the importance of sexual pleasure for women."

Posted on March 14, 2007 at 12:09 PM | Permalink | Comments (2)

March 12, 2007

From The Deanna Troy School Of The Obvious

Getting fired or divorced sucks.

Like you needed a study to tell you that.

Posted on March 12, 2007 at 04:36 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

March 11, 2007

Is Cyber-Sex Cheating?

Elizabeth Black is looking for people to interview for an article regarding whether or not cyber-sex is cheating. She's looking for people who either have had cyber-sex or have had (or currently have) longer term, emotionally intense cyber exchanges like chat and e-mail, and are also intimately involved with real-life partners. If you fit the bill, do you think you are cheating on your partner? She will use pseudonyms to protect privacy. Go to the link to get all the information.

Posted on March 11, 2007 at 12:09 PM | Permalink | Comments (2)

Gee, A Lurker Who Thinks I Deserve To Be Raped

I haven't written any fathers' rights posts in ages, and this really isn't one. I was checking out my sitemeter, and found a link to a men's rights site and discussion forum I had never heard of. One of the guys who posts there says he lurks on my blog. He can't help himself. I just get under his skin. I think he's mad especially over a post I made last July - eight long months ago about a New York case where a man who whined about "paternity fraud" was not able to get out of paying child support.

I make him so mad that he had this to say about me: "I hope she dies and then her body is dug up from the graveyard the day after her burial by a necrophiliac and raped. After all, she clearly has NO sympathy for rape victims unless they are women."

That is truly sick.

This guy has some serious problems. I know now that another angry nutcase lurks on my blog. If he tries to comment here, I will delete him and ban him. I saved that forum thread for posterity.

I don't even blog about father's rights and family law anymore. Yet still, the trolls manage to get all bent out of shape over me anyway. Go figure.

Posted on March 11, 2007 at 11:47 AM | Permalink | Comments (6)

March 10, 2007

Shorah! A Myst Island Birthday Cake

My birthday is in five days, and I want a Myst Island birthday cake!!! I have been a major fan of the entire series of Myst games for over ten years. That would be Myst, Riven, Exile, Revelation, and Uru. I have an account on Uru, but I haven't played lately. Gotta start that up again, now that Uru Live has been resurrected.

This is such a cool-looking cake, and it has the island down pat.

[Via Boing Boing. Also check out the CakeHenge post on Boing Boing.]

Posted on March 10, 2007 at 01:59 PM | Permalink | Comments (2)

And Now For Something Completely Different

I found this gem at ErosBlog. I haven't read an epic poem about sex in ages. This one is an ode to the trusty dildo. It was written by Lord John Wilmot in 1673.

Here is another sex good poem, by Robert Herrick, written in 1891.

UPON THE NIPPLES OF JULIA'S BREAST

HAVE ye beheld (with much delight)
A red rose peeping through a white ?
Or else a cherry, double grac'd,
Within a lily centre plac'd ?
Or ever mark'd the pretty beam
A strawberry shows half-drown'd in cream ?
Or seen rich rubies blushing through
A pure smooth pearl and orient too ?
So like to this, nay all the rest,
Is each neat niplet of her breast.

This one is by "anonymous". I can't find a date for it. It's been said that anything written by "anonymous" has usually been written by a woman.

Be Quiet, Sir!

Be quiet, Sir! Begone, I say!
Lord bless us! How you romp and tear!
There!
I swear!
Now you left my bosom bare!
I do not like such boisterous play,
So take that saucy hand away -
Why now, you're ruder than before!
Nay, I'll be hanged if I comply -
Fie!
I'll cry!
Oh - I can't bear it - I shall die!
I vow I'll never see you more!
But - are you sure you've shut the door?

Posted on March 10, 2007 at 12:06 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)