Sun Sign Affects Your Driving Record?

The only reason I'm linking to this "study" is because I am the worst sign for traffic tickets. I'm a Pisces.

Apparently, your sun sign determines your penchant for getting traffic tickets and car crashes. I'm at the top of the list for traffic tickets. I have had only two tickets in my entire life, and no other tickets. Overall, for tickets and accident, Pisces comes in fourth. Libra comes in first. My rising sign is Libra. I'm doomed. Maybe I should look out for bridges falling on me or something.