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May 04, 2006

I Bet The Goat Didn't Have A Hall Pass

I thought of home when I saw this story about a goat that broke into an elementary school. The goat saw its reflection in the glass doors, and started butting at the glass. It eventually broke the glass, and got into the school.

When we first moved to Tinytown By The Sea, The Royal Spawn went to the elementary school here. When The Count drove him to school, there was a goat in the middle of the road. After all, this is a rural area. The Royal Spawn took one look, and said, "They have goats here?" It was good for a laugh, especially since we had lived in a suburb prior to moving to Tinytown.

We've seen seals, goats, chickens, and lots of ocean birds. There is a rooster across the street that squawks at all hours of the night. Plus the tourists are always doing something that sets off the fire station and police alarm. I can tell when it's tourist season when that alarm goes off several times per day. You should see the cats when that alarm goes off. The noise makes them scatter all over the house.

The goat in the school is apparently fine. Animal control came to get it when it wandered into the cafeteria.

Posted on May 4, 2006 at 07:27 AM | Permalink

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