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November 17, 2005
The Winner Of The Sexist T-Shirts Contest
Here it is, the moment you've all been waiting for.
I had so many great slogans for my sexist t-shirt contest that it was hard to pick a winner. The winner will get two of my X-rated chocolates. One is a dick-on-a-stick (dick-sicle) and the other is a torso of a busty woman (tit-sicle)
These are the runner's up:
"I had a nightmare. I dreamed I was a frat boy." by Ginmar
"I'm with stupid (with an arrow pointed down)" by wonwiboy
"(in incredibly tiny writing) "Not good with personal space, are you?" by LC
"Where no man has gone before..." by David (Okay, so I'm a Classic Trek fan.)
"Zombies want me for my brains" by Green Gabbro (I love zombie movies. Braaains!! Braaains!!)
"Booby Traps Are For Kids" by Bennett
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I ended up with TWO winners. Both slogans were so good I decided to give the Top Prize to both of them.
The Winners Of My T-Shirt Slogans Contest:
"I'm looking for a guy who can use his tongue and fingers - and has the grades to prove it." by Phoenician in a time of Romans
"To See Third Boob, Turn Eyes Around." by Ledasmom
Would both of you please send me your mailing addresses via e-mail? My e-mail is at the top of the left sidebar. As soon as I get your mailing addresses, your X-rated chocolates will be on their way to you.
Congratulations to the winners. Thanks to all who entered, and thanks to Wonkette, MSGOP, and Protein Wisdom for sending my hit count through the roof for this contest.
If you're interested in buying my X-rated chocolates, just e-mail me. I have pictures. They make great gag gifts, and they're silly enough that lots of people would like them.
I'll definitely have another contest soon, before Christmas. I ordered new X-rated molds yesterday, so I'll have even kookier X-rated chocolates to send out for my next contest.
Cheers, everyone!
Posted on November 17, 2005 at 10:34 AM | Permalink
Comments
Wow! Thank you, thank you. I thought there were lots of slogans that were more clever than mine, so I'm very pleased and surprised to be awaiting a shipment of X-rated chocolates (and wondering why this sort of thing always seems to happen when my mother's visiting).
Posted by: Ledasmom at Nov 17, 2005 3:12:01 PM
You're mom's visiting? Maybe I should throw in an extra for you to give to her. :)
And congratulations. I thought your slogan was very clever. I like clever.
Posted by: The Countess at Nov 17, 2005 3:14:22 PM
Hee! Not unless Lindt and/or Ghirardelli have started making their chocolate dairy-free (argggh, vegetarian meals!). My husband and I have to sneak out for dead animal flesh while she's here.
Posted by: Ledasmom at Nov 17, 2005 4:18:35 PM
I thought the contest was for the most sexist slogan? Non of these slogans are sexist. What happened to the original intent of the contest?
Posted by: Ledasmom at Nov 17, 2005 11:56:45 PM
I don't know about sexist, but pretty much all of them were hilarious, whereas "I'm too pretty to do math" and "blondes are adored, brunettes are ignored" are completely unfunny.
Posted by: Alon Levy at Nov 18, 2005 6:14:05 AM
Alon, that's not Ledasmom. It's a troll impersonating her. The IP address doesn't match. Just ignore him.
I don't condone trolls impersonating my commenters.
Posted by: The Countess at Nov 18, 2005 6:58:40 AM
My intent with the contest was for commenters to spoof the Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirts, and come up with the goofiest, funniest slogans. Lots of them were hilarious, which was why it was so hard for me to pick the winners. Both winners did a great job.
I still have to hear back from Phoenicians in a Time of Romans. I hope he or she contacts me so I can mail the chocolates.
Posted by: The Countess at Nov 18, 2005 7:43:27 AM
Sorry about that... is there any way I can distinguish real posters from trolls?
Posted by: Alon Levy at Nov 18, 2005 8:00:46 AM
The way I recognized that that wasn't Ledasmom was that "Leda" said that none of the slogans were sexist. A troll had said that a few days ago, but I deleted the comment. That's what tipped me off. The only way to recognize a troll is to compare the IP addresses, which is what I did. You can't see IP addresses on my blog. I think a troll also impersonated Masculiste (Michael Capanzzi) and DP_in_SF. The same IP spoofed them. I'll know later today if Michael and DP wrote the comments I'm wondering about.
I don't expect the impersonating to last for long. Someone thought he could get away with it, but he won't.
Posted by: The Countess at Nov 18, 2005 8:24:17 AM
Yeah, anyone who knows me knows I would never, ever even give the appearance of criticizing someone who's giving me chocolate.
Posted by: Ledasmom at Nov 18, 2005 11:20:40 AM
