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November 06, 2005

Sexist T-Shirts And A Contest!

Another Update: My hits are finally dying down some. I had an amazing amount of hits from MSGOP, Wonkette, and (of all things) Protein Wisdom. I'm grateful some top bloggers and the MSM decided to link to me. That was fun.

The deadline for my t-shirt slogans contest is Wednesday. I'll pick a winner on Thursday. Please keep an eye on my blog on Thursday to find out who the winner will be. Some people who wrote slogans didn't give an e-mail address, so if the winner is one of those persons you'll have to e-mail me.

My chocolates are also available for sale for anyone who is interested. I don't have a web site yet. I'm working on that. If you are interested in buying my X-rated chocolates, just e-mail me. I'm also getting some new molds in the next couple of weeks, so there will be more to choose from. Some of the molds are people in ... er... various sexual positions. Heh. They're really cute and funny.

Keep an eye on my blog on Thursday. The winner will be announced. In the meantime, post lots of t-shirt slogans in my comments. The more, the better.

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Update: Just so you know, the winner of this contest will get a box of my homemade X-rated chocolates. The winner will get a dick-on-a-stick (dick-sicle) and a torso of a busty woman on a stick (tit-sicle). I use good chocolate, either Ghirardelli or Lindt for my chocolates. The winner will not only get X-rated chocolates, but very tasty chocolates. I don't skimp on my treats. I'm a food blogger, and I use only the best ingredients.

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A lot of feminist bloggers are writing plenty about the Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirts. You've probably already read about them. They say things like "No Car. No Money. No Chance." Some see the t-shirts as sexist garbage. Some see the t-shirts as a chance to be ironic. For example, having a female math geek wear an "I'm Too Pretty To Do Math." t-shirt.

Ginmar asked people to come up with t-shirts they'd like to see. Here are some suggestions, including a few of my own.

"Do I Make You Look Stupid?" (From Ginmar)

Freshman 15, with a list of A+ classes next to them. (From Ginmar)

"I had a nightmare. I dreamed I was a frat boy." (From Ginmar)

"No brains, no opinions, no chance." (From Ginmar)

"No Brains. No Manners. No Chance." (From Ivyfree)

From Sunfell:

"I'm sorry- did I make you think?"
"Hair color does not equal IQ"
"Smart is sexy."
"Use your head, not your 'nads"

And from me:

For natural blondes: "The Collar And Cuffs Match."

For pregnant doctoral students: "I'm With Stupid." with an arrow pointing up.

"No Job. Living In Your Parent's Basement. Over 30. No Chance."

"My Eyes Are Up There.", with an arrow pointing up.

"Brains And Boobs. Best Of Both Worlds."

"If You Don't Eat 3.14159265, I'll Pass You By."

"I Had A Nightmare. I Dreamed I Was A Comb-Over."

Freshman 15: Emily Dickinson, Grace Hopper, Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Carrie Chapman Catt, Elizabeth Blackwell, Charlotte Perkins Gilman, Emmaline Pankhurst, Alice Paul, Rosa Parks, Sojourner Truth, Mary Wollstonecraft, Lucy Stone, Abigail Adams, Jane Addams

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Feel free to add your own ideas. I might make this a contest if I get lots and lots of comments. The winner will get a gift of X-rated chocolates from me. Post your brainstorms in my comments. I want lots of comments!

Posted on November 6, 2005 at 05:05 PM | Permalink

Comments

I love the Pi slogan, I am so going to make that tshirt and give it to people, for free of course.
I'm sorry I don't have anything to contribute to the Ideas but I will definately make some good quality shirts with some of those slogans on them. Thnx!
^_^

Posted by: ipsofacto at Nov 6, 2005 8:11:20 PM

"No Job. Living In Your Parent's Basement. Over 30. No Chance."

Heyyyyy....what do you have against unemployed 30+ people living in their parents' basement?

Posted by: Mandos at Nov 6, 2005 11:17:25 PM

You know a guys in trouble when his girl friend makes him wear a matching tee shirt that says:


I'M HER EUNUCH >>>>

HE'S MY EUNUCH >>>>>

Posted by: Bud at Nov 7, 2005 12:26:51 AM

"Heyyyyy....what do you have against unemployed 30+ people living in their parents'
basement?"

Heyyyyyy... nothing, except your parents could be renting that basement out to family of
illegal immigrants instead of letting you live there!

Posted by: Bud at Nov 7, 2005 12:30:46 AM

"My Eyes Are Up There.", with an arrow pointing up.

I always wanted to have some way of communicating the counter-message "If you don't want me to look at your chest, don't put text there," but that one doesn't work so well on a T-shirt.

Posted by: at Nov 7, 2005 10:26:50 AM

When I posted an article about this last week at Blondesense blog, I suggested that young women not be so shy and go all the way with "I just want to fuck you so I can add you to my list of fucks" or "I have fake boobs and fake hair. Wanna fuck?"

Posted by: blondesense Liz at Nov 7, 2005 11:21:45 AM

I only have one idea: "THE HEAD OF ABERCROMBIE & FITCH IS A 61-YEAR-OLD MAN WHO STILL DYES HIS HAIR BLONDE! I MEAN... WHAT THE FUCK?!?" (source here)

Posted by: norbizness at Nov 7, 2005 12:16:41 PM

"Take Two and Call Me in the Morning"

Posted by: sylamore at Nov 7, 2005 4:39:26 PM

Just for irony's sake: "T Shirts with slogans" (with a red circle and slash through it)

Posted by: Sheelzebub at Nov 7, 2005 4:52:16 PM

Well, here's the one I keep threatening to make and wear to work at Underfunded U: Smarter Than You Think I Am...

Posted by: Reba at Nov 7, 2005 5:37:45 PM

I had a Nightmare
I was wearing an Ironic T-shirt

I had a Nightmare
I was sleeping with you

No respect, No brains, No chance

Do I make you feel thick?

Do I make you feel small?

Posted by: R. Mildred at Nov 7, 2005 8:01:57 PM

"Compensators need not apply."

"They're called boobs, Ed."

Posted by: carla at Nov 7, 2005 8:32:05 PM

'I don't have sense of humour
or an original idea in my head
so I gave $25 to a Multi-Nationals
copy writers. To make me seem
Smart/Cool/Ironic/Funny
and redeem my sense of self worth'

Posted by: Cardinal Fang at Nov 7, 2005 8:49:44 PM

The PI slogan is my favorite of the ones I made up. I'll have to have a bumper sticker made of it. I don't wear slogans on t-shirts. I already have too many t-shirts. I don't need another one.

I'm seeing some really good slogans here and at other blogs. I'll probably give this a week before I select a winner. The winner will get a chocolate dick-on-a-stick and a torso of a busty woman on a stick. I use good chocolate - Ghirardelli or Lindt. Not only will the winner get X-rated chocolates, the winner will get good chocolate. I believe in using only the best chocolates in my tasty treats.

Posted by: The Countess at Nov 7, 2005 8:55:37 PM

"If you're intimidated by my bust size, ask me my IQ"

"I'm looking for a guy who can use his tongue and fingers - and has the grades to prove it."

"Wanna play doctoral student?"

Posted by: Phoenician in a time of Romans at Nov 7, 2005 9:05:35 PM

"WHO NEEDS BRAINS WHEN YOU'RE A TOOL OF THE MAN?"

Posted by: Schwaumlaut at Nov 7, 2005 9:12:38 PM

My sexiest part is ABOVE the neck.

Posted by: Scott1960 at Nov 7, 2005 9:18:24 PM

"I don't fake it"

or

"Fake Boobs, Fake Laugh, Fake Orgasm:
Anything else you want, sweetie?"

or

"Your lascivious gaze validates my existence"

Posted by: super ju at Nov 7, 2005 9:26:22 PM

"Shut up and show me ur tits!"

Posted by: Roxanne at Nov 7, 2005 10:14:24 PM

"I had a nightmare: I dreamt I was a doormat."

Posted by: Claire at Nov 7, 2005 10:34:36 PM

"My Eyes Are Up There."

I like this one, but for me it would need two arrows: "My Eyes Are Up There. My Boobs Are Down There."

Or how about: "To See Third Boob, Turn Eyes Around"

Posted by: Ledasmom at Nov 7, 2005 11:03:04 PM

My favorites so far are "Your lascivious gaze validates my existence" and "To see third boob..."

Heh!

And I'm pretty fond of my "Chicks Dig Unix" shirt.

Posted by: badger at Nov 7, 2005 11:23:40 PM

"Yes, I will. But only if you ask in Etruscan."

"Heisenburg's Uncertainty Principle suggests infinite universes where all probabilities occur. Let that console you."

"The only thing I'm blowing around here is the grade curve."

Posted by: The Eskimo Spy at Nov 8, 2005 12:27:18 AM

I'd like to fuck your brains out but apparently somebody beat me to it.

If you stare, don't talk.

Posted by: Migstradamus at Nov 8, 2005 1:04:41 AM

I think it would be funny to have t-shirts that make demands of men. So every time they look down, it heightens the pressure of the encounter. I.e.:

Now say something witty.

Show me the Socratic method.

Dare you to read this again.

Quote Shakespeare.

I dunno. More subtle. But still effective?

Posted by: Nathan at Nov 8, 2005 2:00:02 AM

For a man -
"I'm with stupid"
(with an arrow pointed down)

My fave is still
"I'm looking for a guy who can use his tongue and fingers - and has the grades to prove it." by The Countess

Posted by: wonwiboy at Nov 8, 2005 2:01:30 AM

oops - Actually
"I'm looking for a guy who can use his tongue and fingers - and has the grades to prove it."
is by The Phoenician in a time of Romans

Posted by: wonwiboy at Nov 8, 2005 2:05:23 AM

Use your head. The one ABOVE the neck.

Posted by: Lucia at Nov 8, 2005 7:12:09 AM

Hmmm....

"I think I'm above you
ironicly
I still want to B-low you"
(suitable for all sorts of A-F consumers)

Posted by: CaptDMO at Nov 8, 2005 10:00:57 AM

"Beefcakes need not apply."

Posted by: Stephanie Edwards at Nov 8, 2005 11:42:52 AM

"My Other Breasts Are D-Cups". Hmmm. I seem to be stuck on breasts here.

Posted by: Ledasmom at Nov 8, 2005 12:38:27 PM

"Selectively Stupid: When It Comes To You, I Don't Know Dick"
"My Other Breasts Are D-Cups"

Posted by: Ledasmom at Nov 8, 2005 12:43:13 PM

"I've already noticed that you're staring."

"Stop moving your lips when you read."

"Tell me about your dissertation."

Posted by: alex at Nov 8, 2005 12:58:27 PM

"I've already noticed that you're staring."

"Stop moving your lips when you read."

"Tell me about your dissertation."

Posted by: alex at Nov 8, 2005 1:00:52 PM

"I've already noticed that you're staring."

"Stop moving your lips when you read."

"Tell me about your dissertation."

Posted by: alex at Nov 8, 2005 1:01:32 PM

"Me First" - possibly with an arrow down

"Orgasm Ratio: 3 for me, 1 for you"

"Three Degrees of Seperation Between You and Me:
BA/BS - MA/MS - PhD"

A rather ample college friend (now an MD) used to wear a shirt with
"All This and Brains Too"

Posted by: Martial at Nov 8, 2005 1:14:28 PM

"Me First" - possibly with an arrow down

"Orgasm Ratio: 3 for me, 1 for you"

"Three Degrees of Seperation Between You and Me:
BA/BS - MA/MS - PhD"

A rather ample college friend (now an MD) used to wear a shirt with
"All This and Brains Too"

Posted by: Martial at Nov 8, 2005 1:15:05 PM

"Me First" - possibly with an arrow down

"Orgasm Ratio: 3 for me, 1 for you"

"Three Degrees of Seperation Between You and Me:
BA/BS - MA/MS - PhD"

A rather ample college friend (now an MD) used to wear a shirt with
"All This and Brains Too"

Posted by: Martial at Nov 8, 2005 1:16:32 PM

(in incredibly tiny writing) "Not good with personal space, are you?"

"Let me explain polyandry to you"

"Witty slogan goes here"

"Irony is dead"

"Will out-think you for food"

"An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition. This is a rejection."

"Math is hard, leave it to me."

Posted by: LC at Nov 8, 2005 2:42:58 PM

2 Smart 2 Sleep With U

Posted by: Becky at Nov 8, 2005 5:28:40 PM

Ugh. Sorry about the triple post! How about:

"These are not as perky as you imagine."

Posted by: alex at Nov 8, 2005 5:48:05 PM

"Place dick here"

This only works for C cup or higher. Trust me.

Posted by: Olliver Willis's stomach at Nov 8, 2005 6:00:27 PM

"Yes, I'm a mammal. Now, if you can name my phylum, you might have a chance of seeing 'em."

Posted by: Phoenician in a time of Romans at Nov 8, 2005 6:58:44 PM

I'm afraid this isn't as funny as many of the above suggestions, but it is the actual t-shirt that I want:

"Sorry, I won't sleep with anyone who can't tell me what he's done to support female reproductive freedom recently."

Posted by: Camryl at Nov 8, 2005 7:19:04 PM

'Don't ask,You can't afford me!'

Posted by: Bud at Nov 8, 2005 7:21:36 PM

"I'm too pretty to be a model"

"Blondes have hair. Brunettes have hair. Tyrannosauroids have protofeathers." [picture of a tyrannosaur chasing some girls]

Posted by: yami at Nov 8, 2005 8:33:38 PM

You can't handle these or my brain

You should see my girlfriends

Wherever you go, it won't be here

Wherever I go, there you won't be

Stop talking, you're just making a fool of yourself

Imagine. I can play with these anytime.

These taste much better than your mothers

Your Visa
Your House
Your Alimony
Men - Priceless

Worship me like you did your mother

What's your leash size?

Posted by: srv at Nov 8, 2005 10:54:02 PM

"Sorry, female reproductive freedom means the freedom NOT to sleep with guys who don't know what it is or how to pronounce it."

Posted by: ginmar at Nov 9, 2005 12:05:56 AM

There's only one boob here. These are breasts.

I love chemistry - there just isn't any here.


My personal vote goes to Ledasmom for "Selectively Stupid: When it comes to you I don't know Dick."

Posted by: Tapetum at Nov 9, 2005 12:08:32 AM

My favorite is still "To See Third Boob, Turn Eyes Around."

And it's too damn early for me to think of another one, except maybe "Drugs first please, then I'll tolerate your shit." or something similar (although that idea's been overdone).

See? Too early in the morning for me.

Posted by: Beth at Nov 9, 2005 8:25:21 AM

Beth, after you've had enough coffee, come back and think up some fun slogans. You'll be pleased to know that scientists recently found no connection between hypertension and coffee-drinking in women. I just posted about it. Drink coffee to your heart's content. ;)

Posted by: The Countess at Nov 9, 2005 9:11:03 AM

My problem is my addiction to Diet Coke! Figures, huh!

Posted by: Beth at Nov 9, 2005 9:29:18 AM

Ooh, I don't know if anyone can beat "To See Third Boob...", but for a chance at yummy X-rated chocolates, I'm willing to give my best shot.

"Typical logic from a woman:
MExFx --> ExMFx
ExMFx --> MExFx
LAxFx --> AxLFx
AxLFx --> LAxFx"
[This one would have scary-looking quantifiers, horseshoes, boxes and diamonds to replace some of the letters and arrows, if it were printed up properly.]

"PRETTY often,
GIRLS you
DON'T even know
can outDO you
at MATH"

Posted by: Creeping Jenny at Nov 9, 2005 10:30:08 AM

There sure are a lot of good entries here. It's going to be hard to pick just one.

I'll leave this contest open for a few more days until the comments die down. Then I'll select the winner. It's going to be tough. So many good slogans.

Posted by: The Countess at Nov 9, 2005 10:52:07 AM

In smallish print: 'If you can read this, you're being rude'

'All this and brains too' was used by Frank Miller in 'The Dark Knight Returns' back around 1985. I don't know whether he came up with it himself or had seen it somewhere else, but it's probably his own idea. (A popular shirt at the time was 'God I wish these were brains', and this would be his answer to that.)

Posted by: Sigmund at Nov 9, 2005 11:15:21 AM

a couple more:

"Incandescent Women Burn All Night Long"

"You have nothing to fear but me"

"My other boyfriend is a rocket scientist" (actually had someone say that to me)

How about just an Che-like iconic likeness of Martha Stewarts face on a mauve colored T-shirt?

Posted by: srv at Nov 9, 2005 1:33:56 PM

Brighter than a billion sons.

Warning: may cause palpitations
in the weak-minded and insecure.

If your opinion mattered
I might worry.

No, think faster.

I'm the woman who makes you forget everything
and pick up a pitchfork.

Wired for 440.

Posted by: Tata at Nov 9, 2005 1:50:03 PM

"They're Fake"

Posted by: OTTami at Nov 9, 2005 2:19:13 PM

"Have I left the gas on? No, I'm a f***ing FEMINIST" (Hello Eddie Izzard fans)
"Socialism through superior firepower"
" There are 10 types of people in the world - those who can understand binary and those who can't." (Can't take credit for this one, I found it on a bathroom wall)

Posted by: the amazing kim at Nov 10, 2005 5:04:32 AM

OK, I didn't make this one up, but I like it:

"If brevity is the soul of wit, your penis must be a riot."
-- Donna Gephart ("The Wicked Little Book of Quotes")

Posted by: Beth at Nov 10, 2005 6:56:56 PM

"You're not worth the bikini wax."

"I'd like to f*ck you senseless, but it somebody beat me to it."

"Open your zipper and give your brain some air."

"Let's just stick with your hand."

"Throw back the small ones.
Eat the good-sized ones for dinner.
Mount the big ones."

(Hey, it's a fishing joke! Get yer minds out of the gutter!) ;-)

Posted by: Beth at Nov 10, 2005 7:43:00 PM

Beth sent me.

"while you're staring at where your hands will never go again,
I'm looking at where your hair will never grow again"

any good?

Posted by: MacStansbury at Nov 10, 2005 9:14:41 PM

Beth, find some cane sugar soft drinks instead of those noxious high-fructose corn syrup ones. you'll be much better off. They're a bit hard to find, but they're worth the effort. When I crave a soft drink, which is rare, I drink the cane sugar ones. I bought small cola and a large ginger ale cane sugar sodas today, and they are delicious. You came up with some more great t-shirt slogans.

I see LOTS of great slogans. It's going to be hard to pick just one. MSGOP linked to me today, so I'll have to let this contest last a few days longer. Keep the slogans coming, folks.

Posted by: The Countess at Nov 10, 2005 9:25:44 PM

If you think these are big, you should see my brain.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

IQ: If it's not big, then don't bother.

I'm smarter.

Apes evolved, why haven't you?

Mine's better. (above Pi) another "Above Pi" idea: get some or you won't get any.

I don't play with stupid boys.

Maybe if you read something other than t-shirts you'd get some?

Posted by: Marna at Nov 10, 2005 9:27:11 PM

After I kept seeing shirts that said things like "I know what boys like", I wanted to make one that said:

I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE...
I just don't care.

Posted by: Indigo at Nov 10, 2005 10:23:05 PM

Top 5 girls should want -

If I was going to sleep with someone, it wouldn't be you.
Which head are you thinking with.
The thought of seeing you naked makes me laugh.
If I was you I would be embarassed by that thing.
You can see how big mine are, let's see how big yours is.

Posted by: at Nov 10, 2005 11:26:09 PM

The funny thing is, very few of these tee shirt dictums are sexist. I think I should win by default!

Posted by: Bud at Nov 11, 2005 1:14:07 AM

The funny thing is, very few of these tee shirt dictums are sexist. I think I should win by default!

Posted by: Bud at Nov 11, 2005 1:15:17 AM

"Instructor
Sex and Linguistics 102: the meaning of pleasure
Prerequisite:
Sex and Linguistics 101: the meaning of no"

"That's Doctor Bitch to you."

Posted by: Creeping Jenny at Nov 11, 2005 7:08:10 AM

If your so smart, why did you vote Republican?

Posted by: Vicky at Nov 11, 2005 9:17:48 AM

Can a man have a go?
***
T-shirt slogans (I think they're original but my mind may be playing tricks on me):
Where no man has gone before...

Between us, there are three boobs...

Sometimes you make sense...
...this isn't one of those times.

Never say never...
...except about sex between you and me.

Got boobs?

In a world where so many things are artificial...
...isn't it nice to see something real for a change?

Yes, they're real.
No, you can't see for yourself.

I never leave home without them.

You'll never know...

Are you reading my tee-shirt?
Or are you just staring at my boobs?

When it comes to sex...
...men don't stand a chance.

Posted by: David at Nov 11, 2005 11:17:53 AM

"Insert degrading one-liner here"

"If I had a sense of humor, do you think I'd be a feminist?"

"Ever noticed only ugly men call women "superficial"?"

"I dreamed I was a man... And woke up screaming..."

"Feminists and Fundamentalists have a lot in common: Bad hairstyles, bad clothes, and no sense of humor. Hmmmmm...."

"So THAT'S why I'm not married yet. Thanks for enlightening me."

"When did you become the poster child for eugenics?"

(Under a picture of a frat/sorority couple viewed through crosshairs) "Retroactive birth control: An idea whose time has come"

Like the "South Park" boys, I'm an equal-opportunity offender...

Posted by: KarmaLysing at Nov 11, 2005 11:50:51 AM

"If I had a sense of humor, do you think I'd be a feminist?"

"Feminists and Fundamentalists have a lot in common: Bad hairstyles, bad clothes, and no sense of humor. Hmmmmm...."

I love when people say people like me aren't funny. Since they're not listening, I can move on to the smarter person in the Where's the beef? t-shirt.

Posted by: Tata at Nov 11, 2005 12:46:32 PM

The size of these is larger than your IQ.

These are the best medium for communicating in the world.

Are you as fake as these?

If I wanted to have sex with you, I'd blow my brains out.

Look but don't touch. Touch and never see again.

I won’t have sex with you. It degrades the gene pool.

Not everyone has evolved from apes yet.

If you are reading this instead of looking at my breast, post a comment.

If you are reading this, you've gone too far.

These are for pleasing me not you.

Posted by: scout29c at Nov 11, 2005 1:15:58 PM

Zombies want me for my brains

Posted by: yami at Nov 11, 2005 1:28:14 PM

(T-shirt front) THESE ARE REAL...

(T-shirt back) ...SORE FROM THE SURGERY

Posted by: jd at Nov 11, 2005 1:44:56 PM

I like the one right above me, from jd... about the surgery. :D

I have two suggestions -- one comes from Aeire, who drew the Queen of Wands webcomic, and is the funniest shirt ever.

MY idea is this:

You can touch them for a dollar.

Posted by: Monkey! at Nov 11, 2005 2:08:20 PM

i think that a mans t shirt with Whats up with arrow pointing down is about apt.

Posted by: Brenda at Nov 11, 2005 5:56:20 PM

YYUUUU

Posted by: Battery Operated Boyfriend at Nov 11, 2005 6:38:54 PM

How about this...

One of those Red Circles crossing out Abercrombie
and then underneath

Because it's better to be Pissed Off than Pissed On

Posted by: Moi ;) at Nov 11, 2005 6:44:21 PM

1) If I Catch You Looking, You Lose

2) Imagine Without The Holsters?

3) Booby Traps Are For Kids

Posted by: Bennett at Nov 11, 2005 9:09:55 PM

Hi, Bennett! Thanks for dropping by.

Posted by: The Countess at Nov 12, 2005 8:56:21 AM

How about these?

- Boobs sag and dye fades, what will you have then?

- Ban sexist message t¹s

- I'm too smart to do you

- Real Women Think

- (front) Botox, Liposuction and Lip Gloss (back) All made possible thanks to science

- Shepherds wanted, sheep need not apply

- (front) We liked the naked men (back) But your sexist t-shirts SUCK

Posted by: Joy at Nov 13, 2005 10:13:35 AM

I liked the one for men with the arrow pointing down, "I'm With Stupid."

The only slogan shirt I have says "Get the Fuck Away From Me". I don't know, I'm sticking with that one...

Posted by: SF Knitter at Nov 13, 2005 7:45:54 PM

I never had a fantasy that didn't include you!

Posted by: Masculiste at Nov 13, 2005 10:12:54 PM

"My cups runneth over"

Posted by: jd at Nov 14, 2005 12:27:18 PM

Meloncholy Mammaries

Posted by: jd at Nov 14, 2005 12:31:26 PM

"Do you Want To Boogie?"

Posted by: sonny at Nov 14, 2005 6:49:21 PM

I can't think of one sexist tee shirt that I ever remember seeing.

Posted by: sonny at Nov 14, 2005 6:51:45 PM

I can't think of one sexist tee shirt that I ever remember seeing.

Posted by: sonny at Nov 14, 2005 6:51:48 PM

What's the most offensive tee shirt that you have ever seen?
Sexist or not! I can't think of one.

Posted by: sonny at Nov 14, 2005 6:56:36 PM

I had a nightmare I slept with you.
Thank god when I woke up, I realized I was with your sister.

Posted by: Beth at Nov 21, 2005 10:23:46 PM

heres a slogan

I had a dream last night
i was blonde

Posted by: Kamala at Feb 11, 2006 11:34:59 PM

How abt a girly t-shirt sayin:

"Looking is for free...
but touching will cost you!"

Posted by: Zeeshan Chaudhry at Feb 12, 2006 8:58:05 AM

How abt a girly t-shirt sayin:

"Looking is for free...
but touching will cost you!"

Posted by: Zeeshan Chaudhry at Feb 12, 2006 8:58:06 AM