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October 28, 2005

This one's for you, PZ Myers

Found this on Fark and it's NSFW, but man oh man, is this funny. Let's see how the IDers explain that this is either intelligent or by design!!! Yeah, only a "mystical force" would allow letting this guy spawn more of his ilk.

Posted on October 28, 2005 at 06:31 PM | Permalink

Comments

Arggghh!!! You beat me to it! I was going to post that.

PZ will roll over laughing so loud he'll bleed out of his eyes. More proof that Intelligent Design is hooey.

Too bad that guy won't be a Darwin Award nominee. Maybe next time... ;)

Posted by: The Countess at Oct 28, 2005 6:37:31 PM

I'm sorry. I laughed, even though the moron could have gotten hurt... that definitely was a good one. :)

Posted by: Aurora at Oct 29, 2005 12:47:00 AM

hmm pity it didn't cause permenant damage to his reproductive organs! OH MY! LOL

Posted by: clare eats at Oct 29, 2005 6:03:56 AM

I for one don't feel sorry for the clown... if he didn't even have enough of a reptile brain screaming at him that this is a dumb thing to do, well...

Posted by: The Count at Oct 29, 2005 7:37:05 AM

I couldn't watch it all the way through. How stupid can people be?

Posted by: at Oct 29, 2005 8:24:20 AM

If you didn't watch it all the way through, then you missed that final *pop* when the bottle rocket explodes! That was the best part.

Posted by: PZ Myers at Oct 29, 2005 8:40:46 AM

Well I think if someone is STUPID ENOUGH to stick a bottle rocket up their own arse, have it video taped and put on the internet (if not by him someone he knows) then he either enjoys it or doesn't deserve the respect to not have people look at him cause horrible injuries TO HISSELF. This is not how I feel about normal people having horrible tragic things happen to them and displayed ont the news, put in tabloids etc.

Posted by: clare eats at Oct 30, 2005 8:52:01 AM

That was pretty damn funny! I might have to filch this one from you...just letting you know ahead of time.

Posted by: Masculiste at Oct 31, 2005 9:02:12 AM

Feel free to filch, Michael. I'm not sure what's more stupid - sticking a bottle rocket up your ass and lighting it, or having one of your buddies film it and post it on the Internet for the entire world to see.

Posted by: The Countess at Oct 31, 2005 9:31:21 AM

Neither do I, Trish. Nor do I know what kind of sick fuck you'd have to be to enjoy watching it.


And by the way, if you want to disprove Intelligent Design, there's no need to look for people who shove bottle rockets up their arses.

Pointing to the existence of human refuse like you will suffice.

Posted by: Hra Karvajalka at Oct 31, 2005 12:08:34 PM

Thank you for the compliment, Hra. You've just proven how effective I am. I get under your skin so much that you've wasted time coming here just to bash me. It's nice to know that you feel so threatened by what I post. ;)

Posted by: The Countess at Oct 31, 2005 12:31:43 PM

hehe people getting hurt. What fun! Yeah I get it, it's only fun when they do it to themselves. Does that mean that suicide is the ultimate hilarity? ´Cos, you know, you have to be really stoopid to hurt yourself so much that you die.

Posted by: Karl Maria von Berensdorff at Oct 31, 2005 2:05:16 PM

Karl, there are probably many more effective ways of committing suicide than sticking a bottle rocket up your butt and lighting the fuse. If this idiot got hurt, he'd only have himself to blame. Plus, to add insult to injury (pun intended), that movie his friend took of him pulling this stupid stunt is on the Internet for all to see, probably forever. Wait until he applies for a job, and the boss gets wind of that movie...

Posted by: The Countess at Oct 31, 2005 4:24:19 PM

I'm telling these sick bitches think it's funny anytime a man gets hurt. And they think it's hilarious when one gets killed!

Posted by: at Oct 31, 2005 6:32:20 PM

You're not anonymous. I know who you are. You are only showing yourself up for being the abusive asshole you are.

Posted by: The Countess at Oct 31, 2005 7:51:08 PM

Heh, what I find most amusing about these personal attack posts against The Countess is that the posters are too stupid to read the by line and see that she didn't post the video.

I posted it, morons... and I'm not as nice as she is. Just to make sure, in case you're wondering, The Count is a different person, a male, and happens to have more and bigger balls than you damned gutless wonders.

Oh, and in case you all can't get to two by adding one and one, the same video was on the Man Show (with the necessary fuzzy spots.) I bet they'd be really, really, surprised to know that they're closet feminists.

Posted by: The Count at Nov 1, 2005 2:54:03 PM

Yup, The Count is a force to be reckoned with. I'm amused by those flukeworms who think I posted about the nithead who stuck a bottle rocket up his butt and lit it. It was on the Man Show? I had no idea that show was feminist! I'm sure the guys running it would be surprised. ;)

Posted by: The Countess at Nov 1, 2005 2:58:50 PM

Me?

What did I do?

Posted by: Sigmund at Nov 1, 2005 5:53:29 PM

So you think it is only Mothers that are getting it hard. Well as I can assure you you are very much mistaken. My self and my son are having terrible problems from a mother(sons Ex Wife)denying him any contact with the children through sheer spite. She admits my son is a very good father but and it really sickens me and disgusts me now to see a site with all fathers are bad only mothers are good. Yes I also came through a divorce and was a single parent but I got off my butt nd went out to work and had a small payment from my husband so don't tell me I don't know what I am talking about. I never stopped my children from seeing their father as I believe this damages a child when he/she is ripped from a father he/she loved for the pure spite of a mother.There was no family violence. So you see peope like you MAKE ME SICK!!! Now post that on your web site.And I'm a mother but as said I got off my butt and went out to work like so many of the rest of you should do and GET A LIFE!!!!!

Posted by: Jean Beattie at Nov 1, 2005 7:40:55 PM

Jean, why are you complaining about your former daughter-in-law in the comments of a post about a moron who stuck a bottle rocket up his ass and lit it?

Posted by: The Countess at Nov 1, 2005 7:49:51 PM