The Countess - Elizabeth Black

What Are Your Most Inappropriate Sex Fantasies?

I posted at the Midnight Seductions blog, asking "what are your most inappropriate sex fantasies?" I described one of mine in hot, sexy, sordid detail. What about you? What kinds of taboo sex fantasies do you have? Do you want to be taken anally by a father and son? Do you crave a rape fantasy with a strapping werewolf? How about having a woman with no teeth giving you a blow job? A cat with its rough tongue going down on you? Tell me your most sordid, taboo, and inappropriate sex fantasies at the Midnight Seductions blog today!

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Karma Police By Radiohead

I heard this song at the end of the "Cold Case" episode about the high school debate team guy who was found dead in his car. While I like the song (especially the instrumentals), the lead singer is harder to understand than Kurt Cobain. What's with all the mumbling? Sheesh...

A Kitten So Adorable Your Computer Will Explode Into Candy

I can't get enough of this Youtube. This is one impossibly cute kitten demonstrating the Moro Reflex.

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The Lost Boys - I Still Believe (Tim Cappello Mix)

Heard this song on "The Lost Boys", too. Wish I could find a Youtube video with Tim Cappelli singing it in person because the man is hot!!! Still, the song is kick-ass. Enjoy.

Here it is with the beefcake thrown in. Yum!

The Lost Boys - Cry Little Sister (Thou Shall Not Fall)

I'm watching "The Lost Boys", and I have always loved the theme song. It's by Gerard McCann, and it rocks. Here it is: "Cry Little Sister (Thou Shall Not Fall)".

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Pumpkin Pie Smell Makes Men Horny

Whodathunkit? When Dr. Alan Hirsch, the founder and neurological director of the Smell & Taste Treatment and Research Foundation in Chicago studied smells, he found that certain smells bring about arousal in men. One of those smells is perfect for Thanksgiving Day - pumpkin pie.

In one study of 31 men (who were, oddly enough, all recruited from a solicitation on “classic rock radio broadcasts”) the researchers found that while all scents had a positive impact on sexual arousal, certain smells impacted penile blood flow more than others. What smell got guys most hot and bothered? Pumpkin pie and lavender topped the charts, increasing penile blood flow and average of 40% compared to their base line state. Here are some of the other scents and how they measured up (taken from the Foundation website):

Lavender and pumpkin pie: 40%
Doughnut and black licorice: 31.5%
Doughnut and cola: 12.5%
Lily of the valley: 11%
Buttered popcorn: 9%
Cranberry: 2%

Hmmm... maybe this explains why my ex and current husbands like the smell and taste of black licorice. I have lavender scented oil. Time to put some in my diffuser over the living room lamp in the evening to get my husband in the mood for love. Ha!

Today I expect to hear about lots of horny men when they spend several hours watching football and smelling that delicious pumpkin pie baking in the kitchen. That is if they don't overstuff themselves full of turkey and other goodies. That L-triptophan can knock you flat on your ass before you know it.

Dr. Hirsch found scents that turned women into purring kittens, too. I can vouch for a few of these:

Good and Plenty candy and cucumber: 13%
Baby powder: 13%
Pumpkin pie and lavender: 11%
Baby powder and chocolate: 4%

There's that licorice smell again (Good and Plenty candy). I drink tea steeped with licorice root and star anise, and I also love the smell and taste of anise flavored Italian pizzelle cookies. I love the smell of cucumber so much I bought cucumber and ivy scent for when I make my homemade soaps, bath gel, and body lotions.

I'm making a pumpkin pie in about an hour. I expect my husband to lick my toes soon thereafter.

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Cue up the mawkish holiday music. This is a reprint of my 2003 Thanksgiving Day post, along with a special photo of Sarah Palin. Enjoy!

Thanksgiving would not be complete without tales such as these.

Thanksgiving - The Most Plumber-ful Time of Year. Imagine the huge clog that results from shoving 20 people's leftovers into the sink disposal. Plumbers will be busy today, removing banana peels, leftover potatoes, orange rinds, turkey bones, coffee grounds (they plump when you insinkerate 'em), and all sorts of disgusting sludge from people's sinks.

What doesn't make it to the sink ends up clogging the toilet. One plumber interviewed remembered when a kid flushed his dad's Tommy Hilfiger briefs. I bet if the family owned a toilet Dave Barry likes (one that can flush a sheep), it would not have clogged.

"One November Thursday, the Redondo Beach, Calif., plumber arrived at a home where the man had bet his wife $100 that the culprit of their clogged sink was not potato peels. When the drain-clearing snake revealed that it was, indeed, potato peels, the man paid Mr. Gutierrez $100 not to tell his wife."

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Statistics back him up. Last year, the number of plumbing calls jumped 46.4 percent the Friday after Thanksgiving, compared to a typical Friday, according to Paul Abrams, national spokesman for Roto-Rooter. That translates into 865 additional jobs for Roto-Rooter alone, worth about $235,260. Other companies report similar spikes, starting around 2 p.m. on Thanksgiving day.

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Patrick Tibets, a Boston-area plumber in the business for 18 years, says one disaster is seared on his mind. "A turkey caught fire," he recalls. "The flames came up over the stove. When I came in the kitchen the turkey was sitting in the sink, black and smoking. I had to turn the gas off."

"The flames were small ... until I blew on them. My college roommate, Kathy, and I were cooking our first turkey. It wasn't going well.Somehow, a chunk of the turkey had broken free and fallen off the pan, through the rack, landed on the electrical element and burst into flames."

"The flames shot 10 feet into the air out of the old, rusty barrel smoker in the backyard as we stood dumbfounded. What I'd expected was a nice, quiet first Thanksgiving. Now where was the turkey? I began to have doubts about my husband's cooking ability."

On cooking a turkey in a vat of oil: "The oil boiled over, and it sounded like a cannon," said Tena Hart, 47, who lives next door from the house with the fire on Sharlane. "By the time I looked out my front door, the flames were 15 feet over the roof of his garage. Then everything caught fire and exploded. His lawn mower. Then his car. Gas cans. It was sort of surreal."

If an exploding turkey doesn't get you, the 2003 sunspots will.

"And now, after a three-week lull while the Sun's rotation spun them out of view, the sunspots are back within striking distance. The one with the potential to produce the most fireworks, Region 507, is expected to fix its sights squarely on Earth just as Thanksgiving arrives. While all three have decayed a bit, 507 is still roughly eight times the size of Earth."

And who can forget Sarah Palin giving a speech about pardoning a turkey while another turkey was being slaughtered right behind her??!?

Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone!!!

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