The Countess - Elizabeth Black

Sex Toy Review - JimmyJane Form 2

JimmyJane Form 2

What an imaginative and innovative vibrator! I couldn't wait to try out the JimmyJane Form 2! I'd heard of JimmyJane vibes for a number of years, but I've never owned one.

Until now.

I've used designer vibrators before, including Lelo, Berman, We-Vibe, and the Hitachi Magic Wand. JimmyJane easily fits in that class, and in some ways it surpasses it.

Let's get the specs out of the way. JimmyJane Form 2 is a small and U-shaped platinum, silicone, and stainless steel clitoral vibrator. Use it on your clit and labia, not in your vagina. It has dual motors, one in each "ear" of the U. These "ears" vibrate on each side of your clit. It's rechargeable, and you can see it charging as a red light flashes. To charge it you just sit it in its base. It has four vibration modes and five power levels. Waterproof and it has no leaky adapter jack. This compact vibrator is ideal for travel. It's so small it fits in the palm of your hand. You get a three year limited warranty, not that you'll need it since this is a high-quality, well-made vibe.

The design is fab. There is a motor in each "ear" that pulsates, vibrates, and even switches from ear to ear, giving me one hell of an exciting sensation. I keep this vibe next to my bed so I may simply reach over and grab it when the mood strikes. And it strikes at least twice each night.

Form 2 homes right in on my sweet spots, arousing me and prepping me for the Big O in no time. It's very lightweight so my hand doesn't cramp up. The silicone material is so soft it feels very smooth against my skin.

It took me a little time to get used to the controls, but they're easy to use. I just felt along the vibe until I reached the raised bumps. One turns the device on and off, and the rest change the pulsations and vibrations as well as the speeds. My favorite vibration pattern is the one that alternates between both ears. It's an unusual sensation that is very arousing.

All I needed to do was reach over and grab that sucker, press a few buttons, and then it was time to Release The Hounds! Those powerful vibrations had me writhing on the bed in ecstasy in no time. I rubbed the Form 2 around my clit and lips. This vibe homed in on my clitoris much better than other vibes. It has pinpoint accuracy. Plus it vibrated all around the base of my clit - something other vibes, even rabbits, don't do as well. The vibrations themselves were powerful and intense. They didn't flutter around my clit the way some other rabbit-type vibes did. In no time I was biting down on my lip to keep from screaming with delight. Thank God this vibe is quiet. It's warm so I had my windows open, and I certainly didn't want the neighbors to hear.

If you're looking for a luxury vibe, then you want to add JimmyJane Form 2 to your box of treasures. I'm very satisfied with it, and I use it very often. I'm going on a trip soon, and this vibe is small enough to toss in a suitcase. It's also very discreet. No one will mistake it for a gigantic purple glitter double dildo!

Sadly, JimmyJane Form 2 was discontinued shortly after I received the toy to review, but LoveBuddy carries other JimmyJane toys for you to enjoy, including the Afterglow Massage Candle, the Contour M Massage Stone, the Little Chroma, and the Usual Suspects Iconic Smoothie.

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Sex Toy Review: First Time Fetish Riding Crop

This month's review is for the First Time Fetish Riding Crop, and this one is loads of fun. I decided to test-run it on my husband to see how much of a wallop it packs.

It packs it!

See, he relentlessly teases me, especially when he's cooking (he does most of the cooking in the house, since I can burn water), so now I am armed against his barbs. He swipes the Benedictine before I can get any of it - SMACK!! He lets in on me because I left the kitchen looking like the set of a disaster movie again (fair enough - I'm no neatnik) - SMACK! He wrestles me and tickles me until I scream - SMACK! I just feel like letting him have it on the bum - SMACK!

Christ, I married my older brother. LOL

This little riding crop is so light I'd might as well not be holding it at all. The lack of weight is a good thing since it soars through the air when I bring it down on his sweet ass. It barely weights an ounce. It's not too big, either. It's 16 1/2 inches - just enough length to give me some distance in case he wants to grab me. I wield that riding crop with expertise now, since he gives me many excuses to whack him. Or no excuses. I just like to whack him.

The business end fits comfortably in the palm of my hand, and it leaves a nice little wedge-shaped red mark wherever it hits. And it stings like the dickens! It's made of a variety of materials - PVC/Poly for the tip, a resin shaft, and a wooden handle. It looks rather delicate, but it's well-made. This baby isn't going to come apart after a few well-placed swats.

Now that I have a weapon to protect myself from his good-natured barbs, he's taken to teasing me even more relentlessly. Methinks he likes this spanking stuff. :)

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Lelo Liv - The Epitome Of Class

I have been writing about sex and sex toys for nearly a decade, and I have my personal favorites. Some sex toy brands are in a class all by themselves. Lelo is one of those brands. This wonderful company that hails from Sweden has the most desirable and innovative sex toys. They are the Lamborghini of sex toys - classy, expensive, streamlined, and they appeal to your vanity. There's something about Lelo toys that just scream "luxury". They bring to mind a secluded, romantic location on the cliffs in mid-summer overlooking the ocean, and you enjoy a picnic with your one true love. Devour mid-afternoon snacks of brie on wheat crackers with caviar, whilst enjoying a light breeze with the scent of the waves. You sip a delicate, sweet reisling out of antique crystal glasses whilst nibbling fresh, seasonal berries. Dipped in Belgian chocolate. Ah, that's The Good Life!

Lelo toys make me feel like the Good Life is right at my fingertips - literally. One especially good Lelo vibrator is Lelo Liv. It's a slender delight that is neither too big nor too thick. The handle is pearl white and the shaft is a delicate blue. This elegant and feminine vibe is 4 inches by 3/4 inches. It also doesn't look like a gigantic purple dick. This vibrator has class. Streamlined and graceful, Lelo Liv will make all your fantasies come true - emphasis on come!

Lelo toys, including Lelo Liv, are made of silicone - a much safer and frankly much better material than jelly rubber. You do pay a bit more for silicone toys but you're getting a higher quality sex toy. I figure if I'm going to treat myself well, I want the best material out there. Lelo uses top-notch materials to make their sex toys.

Lelo also has an advantage over other sex toys in that their toys are rechargeable. No more running out of batteries! No more need to use extension cords to plug in my vibrator! You charge two hours for the first use. The LED flashes at first. Wait until you see a steady LED glow, and the vibe is fully charged. The run time on the highest setting is 90 minutes. When you press the round button at the base to turn it on, the button glows green whilst charged. Once the charge runs out, that button glows red. It's easy to tell when you need to recharge your vibrator. If you travel outside the United States you will need an adapter to charge your vibrator for international use.

The vibrations and pulsations coming from Lelo Liv are outstanding. Each vibration delights your lady parts in different ways at different levels of intensity. You may choose a range of rapid beats of pulsation or a slow and steady hum. Speaking of hum, this vibe is very quiet. You won't disturb your roommate with incessant buzzing. You won't sound like you're surrounded by a swarm of wasps when you use Lelo Liv.

I'm always on the lookout for a sex toy that's suitable for travel. Lelo toys in general are perfect for traveling. Lelo Liv is no exception. This vibe is small and thin. It fits easily in your luggage without bringing undue attention to itself. Since Lelo vibrators come with their own fancy gift boxes and satin pouches, you may store your Liv in its pouch so prying eyes won't see it. Keep it on your nightstand in your swanky hotel, knowing housekeeping won't mess with it whilst you're enjoying the pool or hot tub, or taking a break to grab some food from the hotel restaurant. Lelo toys are discreet, as is Lelo Liv.

Lelo Liv is a very versatile vibrator. It is designed for easy insertion since it is pointed at the end and streamlined in its design. You may also use it as a clit stimulator by aiming the tip directly on your hot spot or rubbing the sides in that same area. Insert it upon orgasm and grip it for all you're worth!

Lelo Liv comes with the following - a gift box, user manual, charger, satin storage pouch, and a one-year manufacturer's warranty. You are practically guaranteed you won't need to use the warranty since Lelo toys are built to last. If you're looking for a classy and well-made vibrator, you can't go wrong with Lelo Liv.

This vibrator sounds like Heaven on earth, doesn't it? You can't go wrong with a Lelo vibrator, and Liv is top-notch. You may find Lelo Liv as well as other Lelo products at Babeland. So what are you waiting for? Go buy your Lelo Liv now, and enjoy giving yourself the attention you deserve in a high class manner. Share Lelo Liv with a partner, and show him (or her) how to pleasure you with it. Get out those 1,000 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets and treat yourself well. Crack open a bottle of champagne and sip whilst nibbling chocolate truffles as you vibe your way to Nirvana. You deserve the best, and you deserve Lelo Liv. So pick one up today.

Seduced Sex Toys - The Art Of Foreplay

I have a new writing gig! I now write bi-monthly articles for Seduced Sex Toys, a sex toys company in the U. K. My first article is about foreplay.

Seduced Sex Toys - The Art Of Foreplay

Here's an excerpt:

Foreplay doesn't have to be a lost art. Remember back in high school when you could make out for hours on the couch or in the car without so much as a finger getting inside either one of you? You were so hot when making out you could have been the first authentic case of spontaneous human combustion! And your partner was so inflamed with passion he or she could have exploded.

Think outside the box - pun intended. Did you know that the largest human organ is the skin? Take advantage of that knowledge and touch yourself and your sweetie's erogenous zones, but do it when you aren't supposed to do it, like give your sweetie a wet kiss in a crowd or place a hand on his or her bum whilst waiting for the tube. Give that cheek a squeeze! Sex is just as much preparation as it is action. You can spend all day working each other up to a frenzy, and you'll reap the benefits later with teh most monumental orgasms.

Head on over and have a good read, and then buy a few vibrators, flavoured lubes, or whatever strikes your fancy.

Sex Toy Review: Gyrations Sensations Gyrating Lover

Oh, boy! Another delightful vibrator! The Gyrations Sensations Gyrating Lover is a slender, smooth vibrator that reminds me of classic vibrators. It's made of cotton candy pink ABS, a very sturdy and soft material. This is a rigid vibrator that is also waterproof. I used it in the bath. This vibrator is definitely whisper quiet. That's important to me. I don't want a vibrator with a jet engine buzzing away when I use it so that everyone within a five mile radius can hear it. The multiple speeds are very enjoyable. I like to start off with a slow speed and work my way up to a more intense speed. The gyrations are of a different feel. I like that rather than the usual steady vibrations. This vibrator massaged me inside and I like to press the tip against my clitoris. This may be a simply designed vibrator but it is very effective. It's also lightweight so it doesn't cramp my hand when I use it. I like this vibrator very much. It's a winner in the bath as far as I'm concerned.

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Sex Toy Review: Gyrations Sensations Mini Gyrating Thumper 1

The Gyration Sensations Mini Gyrating Thumper 1 is a sex toy that is perfect for women who like it slender when going in, but nice and thick once it's inside. The ABS material is both hypo-allergenic and soft. It's smooth and slides in easily with or without lube. The pink color is very fetching and feminine.

I like all three different speeds with a preference for the middle speed and then the highest speed as I come. It's very quiet but very powerful. I feel the vibrations all the way down to my toes! This toy is 3.75” x 1.5”/9.5 cm x 3.75 cm, giving me lots of thickness to work with. I also use the tip on my clit when I want only some direct, external clit stimulation. Then I slide the toy in and out, alternating between clit action and penetration. It's a great way to get off!

This is the perfect toy to take with you when you travel. Just toss it in your luggage, and you're off in every way imaginable. Just remember to remove the two AAA batteries so the toy doesn't go off accidentally and panicking all the staff at the airport.

This Gyrations Sensations Mini Gyrating Thumper 1 is a small but powerful and silent sex toy. It's also portable and is the perfect travel companion. Take it with you and go on your own adventures!

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Sex Toy Review: 10 Function Silicone Pleasure Bendie Ripple G

If you like your vibrators so big they can split you in two, you'll enjoy the 10 Function Silicone Pleasure Bendie Ripple G.

This vibrator's most noticeable feature is its head, which is gigantic and rounded. This is larger than any man I've ever been with, and I've been with some large men. I needed lube to side this sucker in. It felt almost too big, but in the end it was comfortable. I couldn't use it without lube but I'm sure plenty of people can. The shaft is rippled, giving me extra texture I enjoyed very much. If you like 'em big and hard, this is the vibrator for you.

This vibrator isn't rigid, though. It moves with me as I use it, and I like the give. It makes the vibrator more comfortable, and I get a more realistic fit with it. The curve at the end massages the entire area around my G-spot, which other vibes don't do. I enjoyed the 10 variations of vibrations, escalations, and pulsations. I tend to be a steady vibe kind of girl, but I liked the escalating, quick pulsations as well to start with.

The silicone material is soft and hypoallergenic. It's also a lightweight sex toy, which is surprising considering how big it is. My only problem was figuring out how to line up the AAA batteries. It took me a half-dozen tries to get it right. I'd have preferred the shaft have plus and minus signs on it so I know which end of the batteries to have up.

The push-button controls are not only easy to use, I don't accidentally shut off the vibe whilst I'm getting off using it. I also don't have to treat this vibrator's buttons as if I'm reading braille, like I have experienced with some rabbits. This vibe is lightweight, easy to use, and BIG. When I want to be completely and utterly filled up, I bring out the 10 Function Silicone Pleasure Bendie Ripple G!

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Sex Toy Review - Silicone Pleasure Bendie

My new 10 Function Silicone Pleasure Bendie from CalExotics is as big around as a piano leg! I like that since I like a sex toy with heft. It's not as heavy as it looks. It weighs in at only 8.2 ounces, so I can comfortably hold it in my hand without cramping. The silicone material is skin-safe, hypo-allergenic, and very soft.

What I like best about this vibrator is that it moves with me as I squirm about in sexual ecstasy. That's important since I squirm a lot. The curved tip hits my G-spot perfectly, and the ridged shaft gives me internal stimulation. This baby is big and textured so I feel every stroke. I like this set-up better than smooth vibrators.

Vibrations are intense all around but especially at the tip where it counts. The vibe also rubs against my clit which is important. I like clit stim when I play. I get 10 whopping patterns of vibration, escalation, and pulsation. My favorite is a steady intense stream of vibrations but I also like the pulsations that escalate upwards. The second is a great way to begin playing and the first is a great way to end. This vibe gives me very intense orgasms - multiple ones, too. When I come with this vibrator shaking about inside me I curl up into a little ball and mewl like a contented kitten. The push-button controls are easy to manipulate and I don't accidentally change the setting or - horrors! - turn the vibe off while playing with it.

I'm very satisfied with my Silicone Pleasure Bendie and I highly recommend it to women who want an evening they'll remember!

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Sex Toy Review - Butterfly Dreams

I love handless sex toys. Normally I would go with a butterfly but the straps tend to get in the way for me. They also don't always stay in position particularly well unless there is a dildo attached to it.

Butterfly Dreams is different. This delightful TPR vibrator is designed so that I may sit on it. All I need to do is slather a little lube on the dildo part of the butterfly, and it slides right in. Curved at the tip, Butterfly Dreams massages my G-spot in just the right way. The vibrations come in three speeds, each escalating more than the last. The vibrations are very pleasant, too.

Here are the basic specs:

Bulk Weight: 2.9(oz) / 0.08(kg)
3” x 1”/7.5 cm x 2.5 cm (shaft)
4” x 3”/10.25 cm x 7.5 cm (overall)
Intimate “G” with triple stimulation
Sized for beginners and advanced users
Soft and pliable
Removable 3-speed bullet
TPR (massager) ABS (bullet) ABS with Silver Plating (cap)
1 AAA battery

The wings of Butterfly Dreams are larger than other strapped butterflies I've seen. They cover the entire labia and then some, resulting in some mind-blowing erotic sensations. I rock back and forth whilst wearing this vibrator and the silent buzzing arouses me like you wouldn't believe. This is a delightful vibrator for both beginners and more experienced users. If you are a woman who spends a lot of time sitting in front a computer or otherwise at a desk, this vibrator will make your experience much more exciting. It's the idea vibrator to wear when I'm working on erotic fiction!

My Butterfly Dreams in pink but this toy also comes in purple and blue. A little lube goes a long way to a gentle insertion. Press the button of the interior bullet and you're off to heavenly orgasmic bliss. This adorable and effective vibrator is ideal for travel. Just remember to remove the AAA battery before packing it so you aren't embarrassed at the airport if the vibe goes off without warning! The soft material feels very good, and I can seriously get into this little vibrator. Give yourself a Christmas present this year and pick up Butterfly Dreams for yourself.

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