The Countess - Elizabeth Black

A Kitten So Adorable Your Computer Will Explode Into Candy

I can't get enough of this Youtube. This is one impossibly cute kitten demonstrating the Moro Reflex.

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Title: Feral Heat

Publisher: Romance Divine
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Release Date: 27 Nov 2009

ISBN: 978-1-934446-72-0

Author: Elizabeth Black

Format: E-Book

Length: 22,571 words

Genre: Romance

Category: Erotic, Werewolf, Gay, Paranormal, Multiple-Partner, Threesome

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Grant and Sam were more than lovers; they shared a special secret. They also shared Grant’s roommate, Amelia, who was beginning to get suspicious about the two hunky males who disappeared every month. The sexy trio was not without their crises: Grant and Sam had a curse that continued to dog them, and Amelia’s soon-to-be ex had a bite that was as bad as his bark. It’s a howlin’ sexy time when author Elizabeth Black turns up the – Feral Heat.

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The Lost Boys - I Still Believe (Tim Cappello Mix)

Heard this song on "The Lost Boys", too. Wish I could find a Youtube video with Tim Cappelli singing it in person because the man is hot!!! Still, the song is kick-ass. Enjoy.

Here it is with the beefcake thrown in. Yum!

The Lost Boys - Cry Little Sister (Thou Shall Not Fall)

I'm watching "The Lost Boys", and I have always loved the theme song. It's by Gerard McCann, and it rocks. Here it is: "Cry Little Sister (Thou Shall Not Fall)".

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Pumpkin Pie Smell Makes Men Horny

Whodathunkit? When Dr. Alan Hirsch, the founder and neurological director of the Smell & Taste Treatment and Research Foundation in Chicago studied smells, he found that certain smells bring about arousal in men. One of those smells is perfect for Thanksgiving Day - pumpkin pie.

In one study of 31 men (who were, oddly enough, all recruited from a solicitation on “classic rock radio broadcasts”) the researchers found that while all scents had a positive impact on sexual arousal, certain smells impacted penile blood flow more than others. What smell got guys most hot and bothered? Pumpkin pie and lavender topped the charts, increasing penile blood flow and average of 40% compared to their base line state. Here are some of the other scents and how they measured up (taken from the Foundation website):

Lavender and pumpkin pie: 40%
Doughnut and black licorice: 31.5%
Doughnut and cola: 12.5%
Lily of the valley: 11%
Buttered popcorn: 9%
Cranberry: 2%

Hmmm... maybe this explains why my ex and current husbands like the smell and taste of black licorice. I have lavender scented oil. Time to put some in my diffuser over the living room lamp in the evening to get my husband in the mood for love. Ha!

Today I expect to hear about lots of horny men when they spend several hours watching football and smelling that delicious pumpkin pie baking in the kitchen. That is if they don't overstuff themselves full of turkey and other goodies. That L-triptophan can knock you flat on your ass before you know it.

Dr. Hirsch found scents that turned women into purring kittens, too. I can vouch for a few of these:

Good and Plenty candy and cucumber: 13%
Baby powder: 13%
Pumpkin pie and lavender: 11%
Baby powder and chocolate: 4%

There's that licorice smell again (Good and Plenty candy). I drink tea steeped with licorice root and star anise, and I also love the smell and taste of anise flavored Italian pizzelle cookies. I love the smell of cucumber so much I bought cucumber and ivy scent for when I make my homemade soaps, bath gel, and body lotions.

I'm making a pumpkin pie in about an hour. I expect my husband to lick my toes soon thereafter.

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Cue up the mawkish holiday music. This is a reprint of my 2003 Thanksgiving Day post, along with a special photo of Sarah Palin. Enjoy!

Thanksgiving would not be complete without tales such as these.

Thanksgiving - The Most Plumber-ful Time of Year. Imagine the huge clog that results from shoving 20 people's leftovers into the sink disposal. Plumbers will be busy today, removing banana peels, leftover potatoes, orange rinds, turkey bones, coffee grounds (they plump when you insinkerate 'em), and all sorts of disgusting sludge from people's sinks.

What doesn't make it to the sink ends up clogging the toilet. One plumber interviewed remembered when a kid flushed his dad's Tommy Hilfiger briefs. I bet if the family owned a toilet Dave Barry likes (one that can flush a sheep), it would not have clogged.

"One November Thursday, the Redondo Beach, Calif., plumber arrived at a home where the man had bet his wife $100 that the culprit of their clogged sink was not potato peels. When the drain-clearing snake revealed that it was, indeed, potato peels, the man paid Mr. Gutierrez $100 not to tell his wife."

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Statistics back him up. Last year, the number of plumbing calls jumped 46.4 percent the Friday after Thanksgiving, compared to a typical Friday, according to Paul Abrams, national spokesman for Roto-Rooter. That translates into 865 additional jobs for Roto-Rooter alone, worth about $235,260. Other companies report similar spikes, starting around 2 p.m. on Thanksgiving day.

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Patrick Tibets, a Boston-area plumber in the business for 18 years, says one disaster is seared on his mind. "A turkey caught fire," he recalls. "The flames came up over the stove. When I came in the kitchen the turkey was sitting in the sink, black and smoking. I had to turn the gas off."

"The flames were small ... until I blew on them. My college roommate, Kathy, and I were cooking our first turkey. It wasn't going well.Somehow, a chunk of the turkey had broken free and fallen off the pan, through the rack, landed on the electrical element and burst into flames."

"The flames shot 10 feet into the air out of the old, rusty barrel smoker in the backyard as we stood dumbfounded. What I'd expected was a nice, quiet first Thanksgiving. Now where was the turkey? I began to have doubts about my husband's cooking ability."

On cooking a turkey in a vat of oil: "The oil boiled over, and it sounded like a cannon," said Tena Hart, 47, who lives next door from the house with the fire on Sharlane. "By the time I looked out my front door, the flames were 15 feet over the roof of his garage. Then everything caught fire and exploded. His lawn mower. Then his car. Gas cans. It was sort of surreal."

If an exploding turkey doesn't get you, the 2003 sunspots will.

"And now, after a three-week lull while the Sun's rotation spun them out of view, the sunspots are back within striking distance. The one with the potential to produce the most fireworks, Region 507, is expected to fix its sights squarely on Earth just as Thanksgiving arrives. While all three have decayed a bit, 507 is still roughly eight times the size of Earth."

And who can forget Sarah Palin giving a speech about pardoning a turkey while another turkey was being slaughtered right behind her??!?

Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone!!!

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November 24, 2009

Review: Dr. Swift's Adult Toys And Accessories

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The Countess Posted on November 24, 2009 at 10:54 AM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) in Sex Toys Reviews , Sexuality

November 22, 2009

New Release: FERAL HEAT (m/m, m/m/f, bondage, gay, erotic, werewolf)

EARLY RELEASE TODAY, NOVEMBER 21, 2009 - FERAL HEAT
Head to Romance Divine starting tomorrow and pick up your copy of my hot menage, erotic bondage werewolf romp, FERAL HEAT. The official release date is November 27, but Romance Divine is releasing it now so you may get it early.

Title: Feral Heat

Publisher: Romance Divine

Release Date: 27 Nov 2009

ISBN: 978-1-934446-72-0

Author: Elizabeth Black

Format: E-Book

Length: 22,571 words

Genre: Romance

Category: Erotic, Werewolf, Gay, Paranormal, Multiple-Partner, Threesome

Price: $4.99

Buy link: http://www.romancedivine.com/FeralHeat.html

Blurb:

Grant and Sam were more than lovers; they shared a special secret. They also shared Grant’s roommate, Amelia, who was beginning to get suspicious about the two hunky males who disappeared every month. The sexy trio was not without their crises: Grant and Sam had a curse that continued to dog them, and Amelia’s soon-to-be ex had a bite that was as bad as his bark. It’s a howlin’ sexy time when author Elizabeth Black turns up the – Feral Heat.

Excerpt 1:

"We have a surprise for you," Grant said. "I set this up while you were eating lunch." He pulled down the sheets and comforter and pointed to the head of the bed. "Do you like what you see?"

At first, she wasn't sure what peeked at her from behind the pillows. Black strips? What are they? Sam walked to one of the strips and unfastened it. She heard the sound of Velcro ripping. Oh, my God! They're under-the-bed restraints! How long have these two been into bondage? Her pulse quickened as she thought of all the kinky possibilities in store for her now.

"I put the restraints on your bed earlier today. Consider them a 'thank you' present from me for letting me live with you for a few months. Now let Sam and I take care of you for the next few hours. We'll fuck the tension out of you until you can't do anything but drool."

"I'd like that," Amelia said. "So what do I do?"

"First, get out of your clothes," Sam said. "We have more surprises for you."

Within moments Amelia's clothing lay on Sam and Grant's pile. She scooted onto the bed, heart racing at the thought of the hot time she was about to have. She reclined, spread-eagle, and allowed Sam to restrain her wrists while Grant restrained her ankles. She’d had her eyes on both of them for several months, and felt thrilled, and a little nervous, over finally consummating her late night erotic fantasies. Feeling out of control and unable to move initially frightened her, since she didn’t like to feel helpless.

"Give in to us, Amelia." Grant seemed to read her mind as he took a bottle from a small bag she hadn’t noticed before. He poured the liquid onto his palms and rubbed his hands together. He handed the bottle to Sam, who helped himself to some of the oil. The scent of rosemary wafted around her head and she inhaled the pleasant aroma, yielding to her desire to let go completely and let these two men tend to her needs.

"There's nothing to be afraid of," Grant said. "We know you've been wanting this moment since you first saw the two of us. Give in to the helplessness. We’ll take good care of you. I know you've wanted the three of us to play for a long time, and now we're going to make all your wishes come true."

Grant and Sam started at her feet, rubbing her soles until her arches curled. Their fingers pressed in between each of her toes. As they massaged, her body relaxed, the tension melting from her legs and arms. She watched her two luscious lovers as they tended to her body, working out the knots in her calves and thighs, moving up her body until they reached her heat. Her pussy quivered, she desperately needed those talented fingers to massage her in her most intimate spot, but both men resisted. Amelia admired their bodies, glistening with sweat, and their erections drew her attention. I'm not the only one who's aroused. She squirmed against the restraints, wishing fervently for her tormentors to touch her most sensitive spot, yet realizing they purposefully held off giving her the intense pleasure she needed. Restrained and helpless feels incredibly hot! I had no idea that giving in to the care of two sexy men could be so exciting!

They seemed so animal-like in their lust, much more so than they had a week earlier when she last worked with them. Grant's hair and eyebrows seemed bushier, and if it wasn't her imagination, both men seemed much more muscular than she last remembered. Grant's arms bulged with muscle over muscle as he worked her thighs, and Sam's blue eyes seemed even brighter and larger than they usually looked. She knew both of them could pin her to the bed with their bare arms if they had not already restrained her. With each passionate touch and gasp of breath, Amelia felt a bit of fear, since she had never seen these two delicious men so aroused, but she gave in to her feeling of being overpowered and at their mercy. Their mere touch sent waves of pleasure through her body.

Excerpt 2:

Grant stretched out on the grass, arms behind his head and legs extended, waiting for Sam's gentle touch. When Sam's hand stroked his chest, his heart skipped, even Sam's slightest touch aroused him. He felt his cock twitch in anticipation of what he knew was coming. Sex will take my mind off my hunger. There's nothing as distracting as a good blow job, especially from Sam. Grant relished Sam's exquisite blow jobs, and he knew Sam would not disappoint him now. I need him, need his touch on me, anything to take my mind off this burning need for flesh. Sam's lips brushed Grant's shoulder, and then traveled down his chest to rest near his groin. Grant closed his eyes so he could fully enjoy Sam's kiss, waiting until he felt those soft lips against his cock.

Sam's lips wrapped around Grant's cock, and in response Grant dug his fingers into the earth. With a gentle movement, those lips and mouth stroked his shaft, making him jump in Sam's mouth. No other man ever had this kind of effect on me. I melt in his arms at his mere touch. Sam's tongue, slick and warm, flicked in circles around Grant's shaft, and Grant felt his erection grow harder as Sam's tongue moved faster around him. Sam alternated between stroking Grant's shaft with his tongue and then sucking hard on his head, all the while rolling his balls in his hand. Grant moaned and stiffened as Sam took all of him deep into his mouth, sucking and licking, driving him wild. Grant grabbed Sam's head, pushing him harder against his cock, taking in his entire length, and Grant felt so close to coming his heart raced in his chest.

The sound of motors interrupted his passion. Grant opened his eyes in time to see a shooting star skitter below the full moon. Who is stupid enough to drive into the forest knowing there are wolves about? Little do they know what really lurks in Dogtown… Two burly men on dirt bikes bounced into the forest clearing as Grant and Sam rushed to find cover behind a copse of maple trees. To Grant's horror, the two men stopped in the middle of the clearing and stepped away from their bikes. One grabbed a twelve pack of beer while the other wielded a bottle of Jack Daniels.

"Hey, Lewis, toss me a brew. This heat is making me thirsty."

Lewis tore open the twelve pack and threw a bottle at his friend. "You sure we should be out here? With the wolf warnings and all?"

"What are you, chicken shit? We ain't gonna see no wolves. Besides, I got my gun." He pulled a pistol from his back pocket and waved it in the air, setting off one round.
"Are you out of your mind, man? Don't go attracting attention to us out here!"

"Those two aren't going to go away any time soon, are they?" Sam growled in a whisper.

"No, and they smell like they've been drinking for hours. I can smell their sweat and stale booze breath from here." Hackles stood up on Grant’s back as he watched the two men guzzle their beer. The lust for blood and fresh kill overwhelmed him, and he clawed the ground with his razor sharp claws.

The Countess Posted on November 22, 2009 at 04:35 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) in Books , Erotica And Erotic Romance , Romance Divine

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