The Countess

Release Party May 6 - Win A Prize! CONTEST!!!

Meet erotic romance writer Elizabeth Black on Tuesday, May 6, 2008 in the Midnight Seductions Readers Group from 6 pm to 9 pm EST. She will discuss her new releases from eXcessica, the short erotic stories "Caught!" and "A Spanking Good Time". She will also talk about her recently accepted spanking story for a new anthology, her sex column with the British pop culture e-zine Nuts4chic, and her stories previously published by Scarlet Magazine in the U. K.

Here's the link to the Midnight Seductions Readers Group:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MidnightSeductions

Be there on May 6 and you will have a chance to win a copy of her paranormal romantic three-part erotic comedy, "The Party Crasher".

And above all, have fun!

New At Nuts4chic - Ghosts And Sex

My new article at Nuts4chic is about ghosts and sex. Who you gonna call?

Nuts4chic - Ghosts and Sex

I talk about the Carla Moran case, which was made famous in the movie "The Entity". That movie is being remade in Japan, home of the scariest ghost stories out there. Remember "The Ring"?

Check out my article and come back here and talk about horny ghosts!

Come Join My New Yahoo Group!

Now that I have stories to sell, I have opened a brand new Yahoo group. I would love it if my blog readers would join.

Here's the link:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/elizabeth_black

I have up some excerpts and a "question of the day". Please join and make my new group a success

Hot Screeching Excerpt - A Spanking Good Time

Buy on May 5 at Excessica!

Hot Screeching Excerpt - A Spanking Good Time
By Elizabeth Black
Published By Excessica, May 5, 2008
Word Count: 4,365
Type: M/F
Genre: Contemporary Erotic Comedy
Heat Level: Excessica #4

A SPANKING GOOD TIME - EXCERPT

She worked the tight muscles in his ass until he softened like butter around her curious finger. At first she was tentative, careful to not hurt him, when she slipped her finger in slowly, but soon she was in up to her second knuckle. Elliot hoped she never pulled out. He stuck his ass up in the air to better accommodate that exploring finger. My God, she made him hot! He wanted her entire finger – hell, her entire hand! – inside him. Barely able to control his rasping breath, he felt his heart pound in his chest. Blood pulsed in his neck and in his ears. He felt gloriously alive! If she kept twirling that finger inside his asshole, he would come all over the comforter, and he knew that would not make her happy.

"Do you like what Naughty Nurse Nancy is doing to you?'

"Oh, yes! Do more! Stick your finger all the way in!"

"Babe, my finger is already all the way in up to my palm. I also stuck in a second finger. I'm practically tapping your tonsils. Would you like more?'"

"Yes! Whatever you want to do, do it!"

"It's time for Naughty Nurse Nancy to take your temperature!"

She pulled her fingers out slowly. Elliot groaned, both from pleasure and from disappointment that the hot sensation of those two amazing fingers up his ass was over.

"Look what I have. You like?"

Elliot turned around to see Alisha holding what appeared to be an Alien Anal Probe in her hand. About six inches long and an obnoxious shade of purple, the thing had one huge, curved rod with two knobs on either side of the rod. His sphincter instinctively snapped shut and locked, since he knew where she intended to shove that thing.

"Don't look so shocked. You'll enjoy it. Naughty Nurse Nancy would never force anything on you, especially as far as your ass is concerned. Why do you think I warmed you up?"

"It looks like it will enter my ass and exit in the next county."

"Don't be scared. I bought the smallest one, for beginners. I'll be gentle. You know that. You are going to love this contraption. It's made for your prostate. You are going to come so hard you'll spurt blood."

"Don't mention blood while making me look at that thing. It looks deadly."

"It's not. It has rave reviews, even from straight men. You trust me, don't you?"

"Of course I do."

"Then let Naughty Nurse Nancy take your temperature. She is always gentle, unless you deserve a spanking."

"And I like spankings."

"You know our safe word. If it gets to be too much, just say "Kabuki"."

"I hope I don't have to say it."

"Trust me. You won't. You'll beg for more. Are you really that nervous? I won't use it if it makes you feel that squeamish."

"I really do want to, but just looking at that thing makes me nervous. I want to try it, though. Just move
verrrrrry sloooowwwwwly…"

Screeching Hot Excerpt - Caught!

EXCERPT - CAUGHT!
Genre: Contemporary Erotic Comedy
Excessica Publishing May 5, 2008
Heat Level: Scorching Hot
By Elizabeth Black

Buy Online May 5 at Excessica!!

Kevin flung the door open. Betsy squealed and jumped in his arms. She wore a black crotchless teddy and fishnet hose. She pressed her full breasts into his face. While her breasts drooped a bit with age, there wasn't much fat on her body, which was tanned and toned. Her tummy was a bit soft, but Kevin liked the feel of her soft flesh beneath his fingers. It was obvious she worked out. Kevin wondered if she had a little nip here and a little tuck there, but he was too polite to ask. His cougar just celebrated her birthday, and she was hotter than a fried egg on a steaming car hood during the Dog Days of August.

"My aren't you the little slut? Love the outfit. Did the tits come with it?"

"The tits go where I go. You better love it. You bought it for me."

"Let me break it in."

He carried her to the bed. Both of them landed so hard on the mattress that Betsy's perfume bottles jangled on the dresser. She let out a laugh that sounded like a mule braying. Betsy was not known for her decorum. Kevin didn't care because all he was interested in was sticking his rock hard wang in her hot, sticky cooze. And she wanted him so bad she could taste his jizz before he even shot it in her mouth.

Kevin grabbed her tits and bounced them together like croquet balls. Betsy pushed him out of the way with one stockinged foot. She pressed both hands against Kevin's chest, and shoved him onto his back. She reached for the metal tin on her bedroom dresser. Bottles of scented and flavored oil sat on that dresser within reach of any of Betsy's fantasies. Right now, she had a Blowjob Goddess fantasy.

She wanted Kevin to squirm. She opened the tin, and guessed how many would give him a Curiously Strong blowjob without burning his sensitive dick. Having no clue, she popped eight Altoids peppermints into her mouth. They should just about cover it. She hoped that wasn't too many, but she knew Kevin wouldn't complain. Like any man, he loved blowjobs. So what if she gave him one that was the equivalent of a Five Alarm Fire? She chewed the mints. The curiously strong flavor was so intense that her eyes watered.

"Oh, I know what you're gonna do!" He hugged his legs together.

She grabbed his knees, and pried his legs apart. His dick bobbed in her face.

"Spread 'em, Mister. The Blowjob Goddess is here to make you ache."

Laughing the whole time, she tickled his chest and then his waist. Her hands did not stop moving until she reached his crotch. With one deft hand movement, she sent that red Jocko sailing across the room to land on a lampshade.

She clacked her teeth together loudly as her mouth approached his swollen cock. He pretended to curl away from her gnashing molars. Just before her lips touched his purple head, she began to sing.

Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That’s the way the semen goes,
Pop! goes the penis.

When she wrapped her mouth around his eager cock, he kicked his heels. She sucked the entire length of him, and flicked her tongue back and forth over his shaft. He writhed on the bed, giggling, and kicking his heels. Her tongue did its best work as it rubbed in circles over his head. The taste of semen that he spurted into her mouth mixed with the cold heat of the peppermint oil in the Altoids. He always spurted a little when he was excited. She breathed through her nose as she moved up and down his shaft. She felt him jump in her mouth. Sucking on Kevin's dick always made her cream her shorts. She rubbed her legs together as she sucked.

Meet Me At The Novel Sisterhood Chat!

Novel Sisterhood Welcomes
Midnight Seduction Authors
May 8, 2008 11:00 am to 6:00 pm EST

To participate, you must be a member of Novel Sisterhood. Join the group at the link below:

Novel Sisterhood

You already know me because of my weekly sex column with Nuts4chic and my erotic stories for Scarlet Magazine, both in the U. K. Learn more about me at the chat and read my two latest short stories. The covers are below.

Here's my blurb and intro from Midnight Seductions for the chat:

Elizabeth Black is a regular erotica writer for Scarlet Magazine (U. K.). Most of her stories are very erotic romantic comedies, but she has a couple of darker erotic horror stories under her belt. She is also the sex writer for the pop culture e-zine nuts4chic (also U. K.) and the new men's magazine, Vir Magazine. Other works of erotic fiction have been published by Tit-Elation, For The Girls, and Xodtica.

Her two contemporary erotic comic short stories "Caught!" and "A Spanking Good Time" come out at Excessica on May 5. Come to the Novel Sisterhood chat to meet me on May 8, and visit Excessica on May 5 to buy my stories!

Another Story Accepted By Excessica!!

I sent in another story to Excessica this morning, and heard back within the hour. That is fantastic! This story is another contemporary erotic comedy entitled "A Spanking Good Time". It has everything in it, including (you guessed it) spanking. When the story is ready for sale, I'll post here about it.

That's two stories accepted within two days. Not too bad. What a great week!

Coming Soon From Excessica!!

My contemporary erotic comedy "Caught!" has just been accepted by Excessica. I am psyched!! It's a short story. Once it's available for sale ($1.99), I'll post here how you can buy it. I was amazed how quickly I heard back. I sent the story yesterday morning, and it was accepted about an hour later. Yahoo!!! I knew who the editor was. She's a frequent contributor to Sugasm and I saw her listed on the Adult Blog Hub. Turns out she saw me on both too, and lurks on my blog. Cool!

I'm working on another story called "A Spanking Good Time" that I will also send to Excessica. If it gets accepted, I'll post information about it here.

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The Countess Posted on April 29, 2008 at 10:13 AM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) in Books

April 23, 2008

REVIEW - Vibrators From Bedtime Heaven

Bedtime Heaven is a quality sex toys site. This review will be about Bedtime Heaven's vibrators.

There are lots of vibrators to choose from, in many different categories - Rabbit Vibrators, Jelly Vibrators, Classic & Traditional, G Spot Vibrators. Fun Vibrators, Kits & Eggs, Massaging Vibrators, Strap On Vibes, Realistic Vibrators, Remote Control, and Rechargeable Vibrators. Regardless of the vibrator you are looking for, Bedtime Heaven probably carries it.

Look no further than Bedtime Heaven for rabbit vibrators. Bedtime Heaven has a whopping ten pages of rabbit vibes. Rabbit vibrators were made famous by the television show "Sex and the City". They also appeared in the movie "Better Than Chocolate". Not sure which rabbit vibrator to choose? Buy several! Bedtime Heaven's rabbit vibrators are reasonably prices so that you may buy one for yourself or buy one for a friend. They make great gifts. There are rabbit vibrators that ripple instead of vibrate, thrust, and rotate in a multitude of speeds, making your sexual experience an exciting one. Choose the type of vibrations you like best and buy a rabbit that suits your needs. Buy two, since the vibrations on each rabbit are different!

The vibrators at Bedtime Heaven are very reasonably priced so that you could buy several if you like - one for you, another for you, one for your partner, another for a close friend, and one for your other partners. If you are worried about your pocketbook and blowing too much money on fun sex toys, you need not fear - Bedtime Heaven carries cheap sex toys. They are even labeled as such. What fun for the winter holidays - buying sex toys for all your friends! These cheap sex toys cost no more than £20.00. The variety and quality is quite good - rabbit vibrators, finger vibrators, cock rings, and even Japanese bondage rope to add a little zing to your sex play. Choose several cheap sex toys to round out your collection and give away as gifts!

I love the feel of jelly, and Bedtime Heaven carries lots of jelly vibrators. The colours are amazing! You don't have to settle for a flesh coloured vibrator, not with these jellies! I'm a sucker for reds and purples, and Bedtime Heaven carries them. There are many different styles of jelly vibes, including jelly rabbits, jelly G-spot vibrators, and jelly anal vibrators. Lots of jelly vibes to choose from!

There are fourteen pages of classic and traditional vibrators, if you like those kinds of vibes. They come in a wide variety of shapes and colours, some smooth and others with nubs for extra sensitive vibrations. If you are looking for a G-spot vibrator, you don't be disappointed. Bedtime Heaven carries many different G-spot vibes.

Want to buy a gift but you aren't sure what to buy? How about a kit? Bedtime Heaven carries many different kits, and one is bound to jump out at you and squeal "Buy me!!" There is the scrumptious Chocolate Lovers Kit, which includes all toys in a chocolate brown colour as well as chocolate flavoured lube to make sex play even more delicious.

If you like smaller vibrators, why not choose an egg? There are many eggs to choose from, in many different vibrators and colours. Eggs are a long-time favorite clitoral sex toy for many women. If you'd like to insert the egg, place it in a condom and then insert it. Pull it out by the condom, never the cord.

Remote controlled vibrators are fun for people who like to get it on in public without people around them realizing what they are doing. Put on your vibrator and hand the controls to your partner while the two of you are at an outdoor concert, and let the fun begin! Or, if you prefer, play with the remote controlled vibrator in the comfort of your home. Rev it up while she's drying the dishes. There's lots of fun to be had with a remote controlled vibrator.

Bedtime Heaven carries many different types of vibrators that will please anyone. They are affordable and delightful to play with. Buy a vibrator from Bedtime Heaven today!

The Countess Posted on April 23, 2008 at 11:07 AM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0) in Sex Toys Reviews